Monday, November 28, 2011

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - Volume # 12

More music from the piles of records I've collected over the years. None of this stuff will ever be on cd or even found on the web! Preachers,music machines,children's records,(including a song I would like to dedicate to my friend Food , "Hey Food!" ,by Cookie Monster & The Sesame Street Beetles) , high school marching bands,electronics,Redd Foxx singing! from 1957!, yodeling cowboys,christian music,Mister Rogers,("I'm Angry" ,one of his finest!),bar bands,instrumental combos,orchestras,and more! There's always something for everyone on these thrift store comps,and it would take you years of searching to find all these songs ,and compile them in this manner. I should know ,I'm doing it! Thanks ,and please comment!
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-Volume12/SluggishasThriftStore-Vol12.zip

NOISEKILLR COMP. ON LASER GRIND TRADING CO. , PLUS SLUGGISHA BANDS ON THE IDIOTA COMP. VOL.2 !!!




https://archive.org/download/Noisekillr-killingYouWithNoise-BestOfCompilation/E-lgt022Noisekillr.zip



My friend Carlos ,over at Laser Grind Trading Co. , has posted ,"The Idiota Comp.,Vol.2" full of noise ,and featuring a slew of Sluggisha bands, (The Idiota Comp,Vol.1 also has Hell Garbage and Kaagootaabaa tracks on it). Also posted there is a NOISEKILLR compilation ,I put together ,with 2 brand new ,unreleased tracks ,exclusive to his blog. Head over there and download this stuff! http://lasergrind.blogspot.com

Epilogue: These posts were removed or deleted from the lasergrind blog. these are the only links available online for these compilations!

CREAM CRACKER/HELL GARBAGE - Split



Cream Cracker is Dylan on guitar ,and Mick on vocals ,except when they switch roles on a couple of tracks. 8 Short and funny songs, bedroom punk bridging on tardcore, is what I calls it! Hell Garbage is Dylan with his solo noise, armed this round ,with just a drum machine and his sweet satanic vocals. 159 songs,all untitled! And this is also the earliest known recording of Hell Garbage ,from summer 2010. Dylan sent in a wealth of his material ,so I will be posting it here,periodically. Thanks Dylan ,keep on rockin' in the occupy whore street world!The cassette is about 8 minutes in total!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?9z7596vy1wx1xm9

BLOODPONIES - King Plyers

An odd mixture of Dylan's usual modern-day minstrel acoustic songs ,and weirdo experimental tracks.Pretty cool stuff from 2006-2007 , like if Gordon Lightfoot was anywhere's near good ,and he did a split with the Butthole Surfers ,only better!Almost 25 minutes of goodness!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?joccuk2sxkravuz

GAINMAS - Terrapin Station e.p.

Dylan Houser ,with another solo project , harsh punk noise ,I think there's 4 songs ,but I just spilt the tracks into side a and b ,since the tunes are untitled. Don't be fooled by the title ,this has absolutely nothing at all to do with the Grateful Dead! Just a noisecore tsunami.About 9 minutes in length.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?zk8im92mwk8444s

Thursday, November 24, 2011

HOLIDAYS - THANKSGIVING - EYE GATE HOUSE FILMSTRIP RECORD ,1971



Here it is in all it's elementary school glory ,the 1970's version of the history of Thanksgiving.All the annoying ,"beep" s ,where the slide would change on the projector,are included!I got this whole series on a thriftin' binge ,some 25 years ago.Happy Thanksgiving! Eat,drink,and sleep!
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?niaedzjcxwmegjz

LETTUCE VULTURES - $ - new single 2011



Food Fortunata's latest output ,from this eclectic project.4 really good punker songs ,that will make you laugh ,and think! One of the most prolific artists of our time.You can't make a living off of punk rock ! Only 200 pressed!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?l4fwstmdd899dp5

ONE FELL SWOOP - A Little Terrycloth Number

The under-rated,underground,outsider ,cult-band ,spawned from the fumes of Cat Machine ,recorded this ,their 22nd (!) album ,on Nov.21 ,1991. I don't recall how the album got it's title ,but a few songs on this one ,resemble the Birthday Party ,lyrically,musically ,and vocally! I'm talking specifically about the tunes, "Shirt Stuck" , "Drag Yard" , and "Blasted Gallows" , the titles of which even resemble something that would spew from the mind of Nick Cave. There are some really good songs on here,these guys shoulda made a record!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?5qmy2m02r6y226w

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

ATTENTION ALL BANDS!!!SUBMIT YOUR COVER OF A CAT MACHINE SONG NOW!!! ALSO ACCEPTING YOUR XMAS SONGS FOR "SLUGGISHA'S XMASTRAVAGAZA III" !!!!




PLEASE SEND IN YOUR COVERS OF CAT MACHINE SONGS NOW!! I'VE EXTENDED THE DEADLINE TO DEC. ? IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU OR YOUR BAND ON A COMPILATION , SEND YOUR TRACK(S) IN NOW!! WHEN COMPLETED THIS WILL BE SOLD THRU LAVA CHURCH RECORDS ,AND SEVERAL OTHER OUTLETS!! IT WILL NOT BE POSTED TILL A NUMBER OF THEM ARE SOLD!! IF YOU NEED ME TO PICK A TRACK AND LYRICS ,I CAN SEND YOU A COPY OF THE ORIGINAL SONG ,WITH A LYRIC SHEET!!


PLEASE , I'M ASKING FOR EVERYONE'S HELP ON THIS!!



I ALSO AM ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS OF YOUR BAND'S XMAS SONGS ,DUE IN BY DECEMBER 18TH ,ONE WEEK BEFORE XMAS!!!! BE HEARD PLAYING AN ORIGINAL OR TRADITIONAL XMAS SONG ON THE "SLUGGISHA'S XMASTRAVAGAZA III" COMPILATON


PLEASE RSVP THRU THE COMMENTS BOX LOCATED BELOW.


THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED ,SO FAR ,AND THOSE WHO PLAN TO HELP OUT!

Monday, November 21, 2011

ZATH - Zipcodes Are Tattooed Hairnets

The latest from ZATH !! Food Fortunata ,and I ,go hog-wild on this here one! Leading off with a Zolar-X cover (the last album was ,"Zolar-X Ate The Hamburgers"!) ,and also covering ,Black Sabbath ,Ian MacKaye's Embrace,and the ol' chestnut ,"Oh Susanna".Plus tunes about the one percent ,the Commodores,cheeseburgers,Rick Perry,Ian Anderson,Toblerone,car races,Crass,cub scouts,menage a trois,Peter Frampton ,TheToughskins ,doctors ,Jesus,Satan,and rock n' roll!(amongst other subjects). Another fine mess of toe-tappin' tardcore!Hope youse likes it! Stay tuned for a new Xmas release ,to rival last years ,"Zither Away The Holidays"!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/Zath-ZipcodesAreTattooedHairnets/900zath-ZipcodesAreTattooedHairnets.zip

ICE CREAM SANDWICH SHIT HEAD - Huffing Butane For A Better Tomorrow



This piece of tardcore newness ,comes from crappyatlife ,over at Youtube. An acoustic set ,of short tunes (The longest is a cover of "Digestion" ,by Boy In Love) , that show off this guy's (Eric Crapton),tardly prowess.We can only hope he keeps huffing butane ,and decides to send in more songs! For now ,enjoy this moronic excuse for music!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?62gfuxij632ctru

Saturday, November 19, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - Widgets

A baker's dozen (that's 13 ,for all you non-bakers) ,of hits ,verging on being the most downtrodden sounding bunch of blues songs ,you may ever hear. Right off the top ,Gramps is bitchin' ,as we go into ,"The Shithead I've Got To Be" ,my life story.Another one that ended up on the live set list ,"Pain In My Dreams" ,is here in it's original version.Some of my personal favorites are here,once again , written by listening on the other side of the house ,thru several walls ,trying to dechiper guys like ,John Lee Hooker,Lightnin' Hopkins,Leadbelly,Blind Lemon Jefferson ,and what they were saying."Wait On Bolos" , "I Treated You Wrong" , and "Mean Spider Evil" (the last few seconds of which ,gave us the album title!) ,are some of the finest blues-rock ,alt punk songs ever written! Chipmonk went totally bonkers on here ,on all his songs ,he is funny as hell! "Fo' What Munchin' " ,"Bristly Bag O' Yogurt Bones" , "Crowded Tower Toppled Boat" , and a cover of Gary Numan's hit ,"Cars" ,all get the Chipmonk treatment ,and it is great! The final track is one of my all-time favorite OFS songs , "Pretty Shaggy Laundry" ,it's comedy/blues/punk ,which I could barely sing ,as I was in a riotous (and righteous) laughing fit!
Really good songs ,and music,and as we continue ,it just gets better and better! One of the best tapes in their catalog! Recorded November 19,1991 ,Twenty years ago today!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?8e0dwx7512ryo1h

KAAGOOTAABAA - Black Lougies

John's newest release,harkens back to the band's early days;ie ,lo-fi ,bedroom recordings. There is a short (they're all relatively short ,bar the last cut, at a length 4:45 ,the longest here of 7 tracks) stand-up comic routine,and more of that early sound.And lots of samples ,from Chucky movies ,and other weirdness ,are prevalent for half of the recording.Keep pumpin' 'em out ,buddy!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?241j2wgrc4s3vns

Thursday, November 17, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - Prepare My Dome

With a Chipmonk lookalike on the cover,and more of the downtrodden ,blues sound ,that they were playing at the time,this is another winner! One from the set-list is here ,Chipmonks
's moment ,"Out The Way" ,kind of has a Sonic Youthy feel to it. "Ringing Water" starts it off and some of my favorite tunes follow ,(tho this thing is not to be missed),"Gun And You" ,and "Tired Of Self". The most surreal and "One of these things just don't belong" moments on here ,is the last track ,"Dirt Throwing Crowd Screaming Nazi" ,a joyous sing-a-long ,that you will be singing along to ,whether you want to or not ,as it will become imbedded in your brain-meat.Also an appearance by Gramps on , "Do They Sell Dirty Blankets At The Store?" ,for comic relief. Recorded 11/16/1991.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?hnhbdayzj1qjzl4

TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Folk Songs Of South King County

More avant-noise from Dead Ken Frilly ,by way of Seattle. Indescribable stuff ,but I think Ken sums it up best in his notes:
Hey, I decided to get high and make more songs on my cassette tape karaoke machine again. It's called Folk Songs Of South King County.

This album is a 47-minute surreal trip through a world of deconstructed popular music, similar to the first TM album. There's rock, folk, reggae, noise, and even hip hop, but there's really no certain genre you can use to label this psychotic piece of noisy shit.

Teenage Mustache
Folk Songs Of South King County
November 15th, 2011
Avant-Garde/Noise

Track Listing:

01 Intro
02 The Dead Hate It When You Mourn
03 Rock And Roll Concert (Rehearsal)
04 Rock And Roll Concert
05 Hoxie, Arkansas
06 Tension
07 Dale Crover Fucking The Wiggins Sisters
08 Showdown At The Ricky Kasso Memorial Coliseum
09 Pretty Red Shoes
10 Laid-Back Cocaine Addict
11 Anti-Tobacco PSA
12 Intro
13 'Round The Curb With No Socks
14 We Be Hella Trippin'
15 Waltz In 17/8
16 Surfing Waves Of Shit
17 Swag Revival 2028
18 Outro

Dead Ken Frilly - Electric guitar, karaoke machine, keyboard, vocals, glass slide, AM/FM radio, cassette tapes, cell phone, guitar tuner, leg hair
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Inspirations: Merzbow, The Shaggs, The Gerogerigegege, Naked City, Melvins, Mr. Bungle,
Man Is The Bastard, Hanatarash, Wesley Willis, Tim & Eric, Wonder Showzen, cranberry sauce.

Recorded on a karaoke machine November 14th, 2011.




Monday, November 14, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUGGISHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




It's the third year for Sluggisha on the web!! Well-wishers please leave comments! Please tell me your favorite things on the blog ,so far! Celebrate the underground!! Thanks to all who comment and visit this blog regularly ,for without you ,I'm doing this for myself. I'm glad someone besides me,thinks all this stuff is valid! Here's to many more years on the web!


All Hail Sluggisha!!! Thanks!

ONE FELL SWOOP - She-Ass



Some of the best songs we ever did are on this tape! The blues influence really sets in on this one. With tunes like ,"Cut Me In Again" , "Wallet Baby" , "Crazy Women Lie" , and the #1 hit , "Red Letter Day" , amongst others, we truly hit our stride.I wrote these by playing old blues tapes ,and hearing them on the other side of the house,thru several walls,trying to decipher the old bluesman's words. One dozen soon-to-be classics of the alt-rock persuasion ,and the end piece freak-out ,"Life To Our Enemies" ,is a sonic blowout! I couldn't decide on the cover art ,so you get 2! Enjoy!
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?zxp4dvwduvithjx

HELL GARBAGE - Unplugged

Dylan made this tape in his car ,during breaks from work. It is a hilarious romp thru the interior of his vehicle ,with empty soda bottles,a cup of ice ,car seat,and angry vocalizations. You will be surprised at the noise he can kick up ,while sitting in his vehichle.I wonder what people thought, (if anyone caught him during his performance), when they saw and heard what was going on in there! Recorded Aug. 2011
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?r5dekwruf2nnxkp

YOUNG EGYPT/THE UH . . . -Central Ave. - split










I met Rob of The Uh . . . ,also the organizer of the St. Pete Noisefest ,and blogmaster at S.P.I.N. , http://stpetenoise.blogspot.com/ ,and he gave me this tape. The North side is Young Egypt ,sounding like a recording of unplugged noise ,throughout their one track ,which is the whole side of the tape.The Uh . . . do 7 songs of varying short lengths ,and one really long one. Really great noise ,that you must hear to understand.Thanks ,Rob!


CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?r59ozq590syabpg

Sunday, November 13, 2011

LAST DAY!!!!! NOISECORE COMPILATION!! GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN NOW!!!!

Please submit your songs now !!! Today is the last day to get on this comp! Send to :kalocho@hotmail.com

NOISEKILLR MEETS TREE - Video for ,"Saturday Night Klingons"

Here is a video for the first track from the new ,"NOISEKILLR MEETS TREE" cassette ,available at Lava Church Records http://lavachurch.blogspot.com/


SLUGGISHA ALL OVER THE WEB!! NOTES,NEWS,AND MORE!!

Sluggisha has been all over the web in recent months. Here are some important links from followers and haters!
this guy wrote about a comment I made on his blog ,to great hysterical ends!
http://www.catmachine.eu/2011/10/gods-blog.html
this girl makes jewelry ,and I believe is the one who has been trying to delete all my Cat Machine files! If you visit her site ,leave her a message to let her know ,Sluggisha's Cat Machine existed ,when she was still pooping her diapers!!
http://catmachineglobal.com/homepage/
John of Kaagootaabaa ,has been posting tons of music from the Sluggisha blog! here's a link to his Youtube page
http://www.youtube.com/user/shorttermwhat
Of course my friend Patrick in Sarasota ,carries 2 Sluggisha releases (so far!) the ltd.edition ASF thing I did a few months back ,and the fairly new NOISEKILLR MEETS TREE cassette ,which looks fantastic! Go by and give him some business!
http://lavachurch.blogspot.com/
here's Sluggisha's Youtube page http://www.youtube.com/user/SLUGGISHA?feature=mhee
and Sluggisha's Archive.org page http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=sluggisha
and Sluggisha's Soundcloud page http://soundcloud.com/g-o-d-2
and Sluggisha's group on Soundcloud http://soundcloud.com/groups/tardcore-international
and Cat Machine's myspace page http://www.myspace.com/theMIGHTYcatmachine
and this is from a UK radio show ,who plays Sluggisha stuff ,and said one of Sluggisha's albums was , "The Greatest Record Ever Made" http://www.bcbradio.co.uk/musicblog/?p=4463
And of course ,check out my other blog ,chock full of goodies you won't find here at Sluggisha! http://mediachrist.blogspot.com/

thanks to all the folks who give a shit ,and fuck off to those who don't!
1000 posts down ,and many more to come!!
Tell me what it is you would like to hear ,and I will post it ,or send you a link!


Tell me about broken links ,and I will re-up them!
Thanks again -G O D

Friday, November 11, 2011

SLUGGISHA #1000 - THE 1000TH BLOG POST!!!!!



This is the 1000th post on this blog! Sluggisha Tapes started as an afterthought ,in 1990. There were local Ft. Myers ,FL bands in the mid to late 80's ,that started the Sluggisha asthetic.When Cat Machine ,and before them ,Myopia ,began their reign of underground terror ,the decision was made to start a mail order cassette label. We ("we" being myself,Joel and Tony Rizzo,Billy Drake,Shane Carwile ,Chipmonk,and others from our contingent) ,were recording so much ,and had so many spin-off bands going on all the time ,that we knew people had to hear it!The orders slowly trickled in (I met Food Fortunata around this point(a friend to this day) ,(who was doing the same thing as us),thru mail ordering cassettes from his vast catalog,and then I realized there were others like us,many,many,others!) ,I ran ads in Maximum Rock 'N Roll and Flipside ,and we flyered the town ,each time we had a gig.Cat Machine only played out live twice ,neither time were we recorded.Myopia played a whole mess of gigs ,and later One Fell Swoop had a residency as the house band (we broke open downtown ,for all the bands that followed) ,at The Draft House ,on Dean St. Even further down the road ,Sexboy took up residence there,and brought lots of out of town bands in to play with them.We had Salad Days (later to become reborn as The Indigo Room) ,and The Main St. Coffee House ,and Samskull moved his store ,Offbeat Records ,to the Patio DeLeon! We had local zines ,Rodent Cake ,Psychotic Episode ,Mad Asshole Digest ,and tons more ,many of which are ,or will eventually be ,posted at my other blog , Mediachrist.blogspot.com .We were young ,and drunk ,and having fun.Eventually in the late 90's ,I had to move away ,and the scene crumbled away.A few years ago ,I started the blog ,because I knew all my bandmates would wanna hear the old stuff ,and I was the only one who had the tapes ,so I began to chronicle our days as the kings of the underground scene ,in our small ,shitty ,town.This compilation has many unreleased tracks,live tracks,demos,unreleased ,and soon to be released ,and/or posted. There are 122 bands/songs ,almost 6 hours of fun! I unfortunately could not include every single band or artist on the label ,but I did a good job I think ,along with suggestions from friends and followers. This goes out to Gary and Rick at the Draft House , Cindy at The Coffee House ,Ralph at the Record Trader ,and all the fans and friends and bands ,and all the people we lost to death,jail,marriage,and long distance moves. We started out in the old days ,now everything is on the web ,these kids today got it easy ! Three zips in one file ,spans rock n roll ,punk , diy,alt-rock,indie,tardcore ,noise ,and just good 'ol music .The first pic above was the original logo ,as drawn by Steve Reed (I added the Sluggisha Presents ,and #1000). The one below it is the latest ,and it's on a t-shirt! Get yours today for $10 postage paid!!


CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?f3td3iswo3ik9

Thursday, November 10, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - Pee-Yew !

This is the 999th post on this blog!Recorded on 11/9/1991 ,another 10 slabs of sonic college rock sounds! Some real weird moments here ,especially on , "And Up And Down And" ,and "Doe Sto No" ,amongst others.Some of the titles allude to what we were up to ,"Ozone Paper" and"Slathery Slatherer" ,should clue you in. Zone out and get in the zone ,if that makes sense!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?cqpdz1xj99ud17a

ONE FELL SWOOP - Kids Being Excellent

Another swell session ,recorded 11/7/1991. Covers of Husker Du and the New York Dolls ,weird experimentals on ,"Odyssey Of The Mind" ,and "Chemical Flux" , proto-rap on ,"Deadly La Marr ,Yo!" ,and more of their fab college rock sounds! Almost more than you will be able to stand ,this stuff is fire!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?5f9ig8md6wktk7m

SKINDUST/KAAGOOTAABAA - 28 Ways To Interrogate American Civilians -Split

A split from 2 of Sluggisha's newest artists! The heaviest stuff yet from Spaceship Andy & Frank Silverberg (Skindust) ,in Seattle,WA ,as well as extreme killing from John (Kaagootaabaa) in North Carolina! If weirdo noise is your game , these are your boys! Another fine product from the Sluggisha line of recordings. John also made a video (see below) for track # 23 ,"Give Me The Phone". Look for more from both of these great bands in the future ,right here!
Here's some notes from the guys:

Skindust/Kaagootaabaa
28 Ways To Interrogate American Civilians
2011
Noisecore

01 Avant-Garden Of Eden
02 Gory Sacrifice At The Kingdom Of Nakedness
03 Theme Song To An Unfinished Sitcom
04 Tripping In A Hyperbaric Chamber (Part 13)
05 Leaving Earth In B
06 This Is That Band I've Been Telling You About, Bro!
07 EarsplitterFuck3000
08 Returning To Earth In B
09 Outrunning A Desert
10 Rainbow Cunt
11 Wonkasludge (High On Pure Sugar)
12 Live Life Like There's No Tomorrow (Until Tomorrow)
13 Calling: All Transvestites
14 Breakfast, Tea, & 30 Blunts
15 8K Dial-Up
16 Chipping Teeth Gnawing On Swords
17 Outro
18 Thanks For Calling
19 (d_
20 A Day At The Zoo
21 Dumpster Baby
22 Maybe You'll Hit, Maybe You'll Miss, As Long As You Swing. Faggot.
23 Give Me The Phone
24 Untitled (2)
25 Untitled
26 Shitline
27 Ode To Skindust
28 Untitled3

Lineup:

Tracks 1-18:
Frank Silverberg - Spiritual guidance, meditation, world peace.
Spaceship Andy - Production, electric guitar, distortion pedal, amp, cell phone, glass slide, paper bag, pliers.

Tracks 19-28:
Kaagootaabaa - Production, electric guitar, amp, effects pedals, computer speakers, drugs.

Recorded in November 2011.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Skindust/153592414707349
http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Kaagootaabaa/218815498185234
http://sluggisha.blogspot.com/
http://lasergrind.blogspot.com/

CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ypqnsigxeklnpye






Saturday, November 5, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - Total Odgena

A concept album about a kid,(pictured above), from Anywhere U.S.A., traveling to Seattle ,to become a grunge star ,after seeing Nirvana's ,"Smells Like Teen Spirit" ,on MTV. Much like Husker Du's conceptual double LP ,"Zen Arcade" , each song takes you thru a different part of the kid's journey. I'll give you the play-by-play ,because this story is so cool!
1.A Good Question - the album starts off with this instrumental ,the kid asking himself if fleeing to Seattle is a good idea.
2.The Incorrect Time - the perils of traveling into another time zone ,east to west.
3.Egypt Silt Went Goo - the crappy ,rainy conditions in Seattle ,do nothing to preserve valuables
4.Ask Northwest Dio - the kid comes upon a street dweller ,a homeless Dio-looking character ,who he asks about the local music scene.
5.Missing Women - the kid learns of The Green River Killer's exploits.
6.Socially Correct? - The kid questions if the grunge scene is too PC for his tastes.
7.If 6 Was 9 (Jimi Hendrix) - the evironment has changed his mind-set,and the kid writes an original song ,starts a little band,and plays out live.
8.Today Your Love,Tomorrow The World (Ramones) - the kid and his band , Total Odgena ,become overnight stars
9.Teenage Head (The Flamin' Groovies) - The basic autobiography of the kid ,up till now.
10.Chirping Psycho-Babble - the kid meets and dates a crazy grunge groupie,and has to listen to her bitching ,whining ,moaning,and complaining.
11.American Woman (The Guess Who) - The kid meets some canadians ,who have crossed the border ,also to find fame ,but find the scene and the annoying grunge girls ,too much for them to deal with , and they persuade the kid into dumping his squawky big bird girlfriend.
12.Smells Like Beans Near It - the kid becomes quickly disillusioned with the scene ,after a review of his song ,and the whole grunge scene ,is scathingly reviewed in a local music rag.
13.Fresca Chase - the kid gathers up his few belongings ,and with his last few dollars ,buys a cheap bottle of booze ,to drown his memories.
14.Colombus Was A Nazi - "America is facist"! ,thinks the kid to himself ,wondering why he can't get accepted into the social norms.
15.The World For Ransom - grunge music takes over the pop and metal charts ,leaving people scratching their heads in disbelief.
16.La Comparsa - the kid compares his life before and after grunge music ,in this re-hash of the Candy Butcher's tune ,"Crummy Turkey"
17.Sweater Heads - people the world over are blinded by the hype of grunge ,every band thinks they will move to Seattle and be stars.
18.Forget Stride - the kid realizes that this music scene ,really has no leg to stand on ,as more bands are signed to major labels ,and many videos are put into heavy rotation on the video networks.
19.A Good Answer - closing out with another instrumental ,and the reality of heading back to where he came from , and how lame an idea it was to even come out here ,to become a junkie/rock star ,like his idols.

Total Odgena means "bad heartburn" ,by the way . Pass the TUMS! This is kinda based on the true story of friends of ours from Ft. Myers ,who fled to Seattle to try and be scenesters ,and launch their bands.They all came back home ,eventually. Which is the basic message of this album , you'll always end up back where you first started. One of the best and most cohesive OFS albums up till this point ,with great tunes ,awesome lyrics and vocals ,weird samples in between some songs ,and the whole conceptual story line. Our live set list sometimes included the Hendrix and Groovies songs. Recorded 20 years ago today! 11/5/1991
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?av273mk2r2vw1z5

Friday, November 4, 2011

GEFILTE FIST/HELL GARBAGE split -Why Do These Two Crappy Bands Keep Making This Garbage?

Hell Garbage is Dylan Houser of Bloodponies, (amongst other projects) ,he does the side B track,"The Ballad Of Guy Smiley" ,which is grindcore style grunt/scream/pooping noise ,while side A belongs to Gefilte Fist ,who blast out 11 short, carnival-like, break-core , hilariously titled,thrill rides ,for your enjoyment. Do not try to stand up while this ride is in motion! It's over in a caffeine breeze ,as you push repeat!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?d8m3eme1c13p6rg

BLOODPONIES - End Songs



My new pal ,Dylan Houser ,did this neat-o little 3-inch ,mini-disc of cool acoustic-pop. Reminds me of a conglomeration of early Bowie acoustic sides/Sebadoh/Syd Barrett/Faine Jade/Billy Bragg/Robyn Hitchcock ,and more! Really good stuff, I will be posting more from Dylan. I met him at The St. Pete Noisefest ,last weekend ,after he had already sent in a Cat Machine cover,(he does,"Trying To Shit An Old Turd" ,as another of his bands ,Hell Garbage(see post above this!)) for the tribute. Cool guy ,very talented ,master of all he surveys. Wait'll you hear this!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?co1rbizzp62xnou

CHIHUAHUA ZYCANTAH



The first compilation of one of Justin (Horrordactyl)'s other bands ,Chihuahua Zycantah. Imagine if you will ,Chrome and the Butthole Surfers meet up with some squat-punk bands ,and they all collaborate with Crass on some Subhumans(u.k.) type tunes! Sound good? It does to me! Flux Of Pink Indians and The Dead Kennedys are covered and I'll let Justin fill you in on the rest:


this is the blurb for Chihuahuas : -

(We) played about 50 gigs on and off between 1998 and 2007 - mostly free festivals and squat benefit parties , Zycantah is according to legend a hallucinogenic laced pancake mixture/ Aztec drug torture concocted for fucking with your mind...rumoured to be a popular breakfast of Cthulhu, and the Chihuahua part comes from the great Ren, of Ren and Stimpy fame....
Band members - Martin Dyno - guitar and lead bits that sound like he knows what he's doing, backing vox ; Horrordactyl - vox,guitar and lead bits that that sound like squawking rabid creatures,synths and samples ; Brother Clunk - bass and kettle, backing vox (1999 - 2007) ; Thee Intolerable Kidd - drums and violin, backing vox (2002-2007);
Braincell - vox and mixing deskery (1998-2001); Jonny Fenderson - drums,23 and cthulhu (1998-2002); Kev - bass (1998-99) ; Jez - bass (1999)
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check out their live video ,featuring songs (Open Eye Surgery,Ferric Inequity,and Jazz Horses), from this compilation ,below





HORRORDACTYL - Destroying Music

Another compilation of Horrordactyl ,the U.K. sensation ,this time doing all his own material ,and including a brand new ,recently recorded number ,"Samhain 2011". There is also Annie ,who may or may not be the spawn of Justin(Horrordactyl) ,singing on one track ,and playing drums on another track. There's tons more of this stuff ,with no end in sight ,as of yet. A melange of industrial,pop,noise,metal,punk,weirdness ,that really can't compare to any other band.I'll be posting lots more of Justin's bands ,including the one above this post ,Chihuahua Zycantah ! He will also be sending in some tracks for the upcoming Cat Machine tribute disc ,and Sluggisha's Xmastravaganza III ,can't hardly wait to hear those ones! His Butthole Surfers covers comp (on this blog!) got over 100 downloads so far ,and his 3 part "Plays Everybody's Songs" covers comp. got over 30 downloads apiece! The video below is for track 9 on this collection ,"Cymbals". Good shite!
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SKINDUST - Steve Pool's Buns Of Fun

The fourth release from the noise/grunge gods of Seattle , Skindust. Frank Silverberg and Spaceship Andy ,along with new third wheel , Mothership ,blast out 60 soon-to-be, noisecore classics (covering Rick Astley ,Metallica,andHot Chocolate ,along the way!) ,sure to throw you into violent ring-ding fits! Also ,they made a video for the song , " Slaves And Whales" ,shown below ,and they are currently at work on a split with another new Sluggisha artist ,Kaagootaabaa! You'll hear that here first! Here's some notes and the track list from the boys:
Band: Skindust
Album: Steve Pool's Buns Of Fun!!!
Genre: Avant-Garde/Noisecore

01 Intro
02 Hare Krishna Spaceship Land
03 Björk Stole My Mailbox
04 Munkeeeeeee (Injustice)
05 I Joined The Army Because I Wanted To Kill AIDS Patients
06 Pesticides Make The World Grow
07 Piano Man
08 Who's The Boss?
09 I Can't Commit To Shaving Both Sides Of My Head To Be Hardcore
10 Golf Is Not A Sport
11 The Girls In Mount Airy, North Carolina Don't Suck Cock, They're Too Pretty
12 Pokemon Friends Forever
13 Bathroom Daytimes
14 Satanic Monsters
15 Masturbaaaaaaaaaaation
16 I Don't Like Sharks In My Butthole
17 Where Am I Going?
18 I've Been Censored By The Government
19 Disc Protector Song
20 DÜIT (Organ Grinder)
21 Watermelon
22 I Will Always Love You
23 Broom Closet Rapist
24 Suck My Cock And Eat My Anus
25 Aliens (Alien Zombies That Are Also Pirates To Market Towards Children And Teenagers)
26 Pigs In A Field Feasting On Society
27 7-11 Armageddon
28 Old Man Assholes
29 Bird Hunting
30 Ass.
31 Environment = $
32 Legal Disclaimer
33 Piano Man (Reprise)
34 Stand By Me (Part 1)
35 Stand By Me (Part 2)
36 Stand By Me (Ultrahellmix)
37 Get A Job!
38 Anger Therapy Session
39 Satan Is My Eternal Guardian Of Shit Porn
40 Mothership Death Experiment Exhibit R
41 Master Of Puppets (Metallica Cover)
42 NGGYU (Rick Astley Cover)
43 When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Frozen Bananas
44 Oh, Almighty
45 Hawaiian Dance
46 Brother Louie (Hot Chocolate Cover)
47 Steve Pool's Buns Of Fun
48 Tazergrind
49 Spiders In Paradise
50 Gaping Anus Cartoons
51 Avant-Garden Of Eden
52 I'm Still Afraid Of The Closet!
53 Marrow On A Cigarette
54 Grounded By My Parents For Eating Freedom
55 Slaves & Whales
56 I Used To Own A Houseboat
57 My Sandwich Is Full Of Ass Cream
58 Blue Raspberry Rainbow Dreams
59 Ballad
60 Skindustrial Waltz

Lineup:
Frank Silverberg - Vocals, keyboard, taser, chopsticks, plate, keys, money
Spaceship Andy - Vocals, guitar, guitar tuner, metal bridge
Mothership - Vocals, coffee, spoon

Recorded in August 2011 while attempting to film a documentary about our genitals.
Obviously, and in usual Skindust fashion, there was no sobriety allowed during recording,
to ensure that the music was genuine and sexy.

THIS ALBUM IS DEDICATED TO STEVE POOL, THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER
LIVE IN SEATTLE EVER. HE IS BLACK WITH A KILLER MUSTACHE AND DESERVES
THE HONOR OF BEING MENTIONED BY THE SKINDUST. WE'RE GRUNGE SINCE
WE LIVE IN SEATTLE. BYE.
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Thursday, November 3, 2011

BROWN BEAR RECORDS PRESENTS : HIPPO PIE -Old Songs From Young People



Another release from Brown Bear Records ,limited to 30 ,sent in by my pal Jake. 14 bands do 1 or more songs ,with many genres covered.It's all tardcore ,of course ,but beyond that in styles like :hardcore/punk/new wave/black metal/psych, and more. I can't even pick a favorite band or track ,it's all good! Funny-ass shit here folks ,you need this ,and I doubt you can buy it ,due to the rarity of the whole thing. Really cool , it's on endless repeat on my mp3 player right now!
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WELCOME TO THE SWAMP - FURRY FURRY RABBIT/DEMETRI THE UNFAVORABLE/THE SWAMPSON QUARTET -split



A limited edition of 30 , 3 great bands in the vein of Boy In Love and other WCFOOM bands , sent in by ,and featuring ,Jake from Seasonal Men's Wear. Furry Furry Rabbit covers Collective Soul's ditty ,"Shine" ,and do all excellent tunes including the masterpiece ,"Sitting At Home (Drinking A Beer)". Demetri The Unfavorable do "That Came Out Of Left Field" which is a friggin' riot ,"The Hamburgler" , which is righteous ,as are the rest of their tracks. The Swampson Quartet is both bands together ,with a short song ,"When I Was Younger". The other guys involved here are: Matt W.,Timmy B. and Eric S. The artwork is by Amy G. On Brown Bear Records.
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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - Split The Cap

The title and picture reflect the goings-on at this time period in OFS's existence. There are 5 songs to start off ,all of a pop-song length ,including,"Grimy Reefer" ,an extension of The Candy Butchers song "Crummy Turkey"(on the next album we did,"La Comparsa" ,in the same style). That is followed up by a lengthy (over 14 minutes!) covers medley , which was too long to list on the mp3 file ,so here is that list:
The Rapper (THE JAGGERZ) , Stairway (LED ZEP) , I Can See For Miles (THE WHO) , Hold On Loosely (38 SPECIAL) ,Wishing Well (BEACH BOYS/CHICAGO) ,Honey Don't(CARL PERKINS), Wang Dang Sweet Poontang(THE NUGE) ,American Ruse(MC5),The Lemon Song(LED ZEP) ,Werewolves Of London (WARREN ZEVON) ,Bob O'Reilly(THE WHO) ,No Feelings(SEX PISTOLS),Cocaine(ERIC CLAPTON)/Sushine Of Your Love(CREAM) !!! The whole thing ends with an over 13 minute spazz-fest ,"Better On The Arteries" , and you should hear this whole thing! It's a gas! Recorded November 2nd,1991 ,20 years ago today!
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WGOD # 49.27 - 1/12/1994

Another episode of the underground radio show hosted by G O D! A podcast/GODcast ,for the ages! Here's the list:
SHEEP SQUEEZE - Eugene (No Hair Remix)
PUSSY GALORE - Evil Eye
CHICKENHEAD - Smash And Grab
FLAMING MIDGET - No Words
BOB - N.D.S.
DWARVES - New Orleans
OLD SKULL - Punkland
THE HUMAN ODDITIES - Loch Ness
SUPERSUCKERS - Luck
SSD - Headed Straight
HUSKER DU - Signals From Above
POWERTRIP - Ball & Chain
GG ALLIN/SHRINKWRAP - I'm Your Enemy (edit)
CABAL - Working For Peanuts
ANGRY KIDS - Sentenced To Life
MEATMEN - I'm Glad I'm Not A Girl (demo)
THE ELECTRIC EELS - Cyclotron (NOT! wrong track listed on album)
IGNITION - Consequence
THE VIBRATORS - Rip Up The City
MISTER ROGERS - Won't You Be My Neighbor?
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CAT MACHINE - Tony Takes A Nap
PUTRID TEETH - Poop Shoe (live at WGOD studios!)
ONE FELL SWOOP - It's Not Real Neat Havin' Everyone Call You Stupid
FUCK - Spaceboy
AUGUST SPIES - John Wayne Gacy = Pogo The Clown
ASSEATER - Witchdeth
SUICIDE - Rocket U.S.A.
PERE UBU - Life Stinks
REDD KROSS - After School Special
GERMS - Stange Notes (live boot!)
THE HARBINGER COMPLEX - I Think I'm Down
BUTTHOLE SURFERS - Anus Presley's Revenge
DESCENDENTS - I'm Not A Punk
EXENE CERVENKA - He's Got A She
JONATHAN RICHMAN - Our Swingin' Pad
THE GARLIC BOYS - Mad Asshole
THE CROSSFIRES - Fiberglass Jungle
TV THEMES - Spiderman

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