whoa,nellie! this shit came out of nowhere for me,and it is quite a doozy! A loosley based concept of an alcoholic,battered brain harsh noise circus clown,who has played his last set,and is ready to lay down to final rest...it all starts with,"Pop Goes The Brainstem",which is a conglomeration of multi-tracked keyboards,guitars,vocals,and effects pedals,and almost ekes out the beginning of the story line,the gradual loss of his mental faculties,after one too many harsh noise wall sets,and one too many punches in the face,resulting in neck injuries,facial bruising and bleeding,broken face bones,and severe brain swelling...during the next days performance,he suffers an "Unhinged Unicycle Breakdown",with lots of melodic feedback from the peanut gallery...then,backstage,away from the hot lights,yet still under the greasepaint,letting all the air out of all the balloon animals he made,that no kids wanted,because he hadn't ever mastered the art of balloon animals....his dogs looked like cats,and his swords and hats looked like guitars and trees...so at the end of every very long day,he would let the air out of all the fucked up balloon animals,and bury them in the garbage bin,so know one would see them,buried in digital delay divinity....next day,next performance,the morning set, the trampoline trap door,was stuck,and he failed at the trick,and broke the trampoline,for good this time,he was so drunk,he forgot how the trap door worked on the trampoline trick,and he was branded a drunken failure.....a "Trap Door Trampoline Failure" ,even with the most beautiful melancholy organ music playing,and preaching the truth.....the guitar effects pedal was broken,,,no way it was gonna work at tonite's set,or ever again....so he went around the whole circus,and used the broken,(in a strange future vacuum machine sort of way),guitar pedal,to import each animal,peformer,acrobat,musician,dancer,clown,even the ringmaster,into the matrix of the effects pedal,and hold them there indefinitely......there was no show that night ,and no one was there to offer any of the folks who came to see the Harsh Noise Circus ,a refund,so everyone just left.....when the clown realized everyone he knew and loved ,at the current time,was all jammed inside that magical broken effects pedal,with no way for any of them to get out again...he cried.... "The Tears Of A Drunken Retarded Harsh Noise Clown"...and then he died ....THE END ,don't ask me no questions...thanks!
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released November 9, 2026
NOISEKILLR - all sounds and noises,effects pedals,guitar,keyboards,monotron,vocals
NOISEKILLR - all sounds and noises,effects pedals,guitar,keyboards,monotron,vocals
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