NACHO KNEES

The debut of a new band ,featuring Jake ,most famous for his band ,Seasonal Men's Wear ,but active in several other outfits ,and Mix Master Toilet Wig , back in action after being freeze-dried for over 24 years! Jake handles the vocal duties on all but 2 tracks, Food Fortunata lends his instantly recognizable voice to ,"New Year's Eve" , while G O D sings on the devolved destruction of a Bowie song ,re-tooled here as ,"Shitty Starbucks". Mix Master Toilet Wig ,plundered all the music from various porno soundtracks ,for this celebration of the seasons ,and holidays ,and human interactions.Kinda techno/disco/dance mixed with tardcore! A great start to a band ,whose next album ,"Porno Elevator" ,will be posted here ,sometime this year! Keep your eyes open ,and don't trip over the couch with a tray full of nachos! Art by G O D. What is the genre for this stuff? You tell me!!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/NachoKnees_465/NachoKnees.zip

BABYGOAT/SEASONAL MEN'S WEAR - Greetings From DeKalb

Jake and SMW on this split with Babygoat ,they each do a half dozen songs ,then they collaborate on one number.Babygoat is almost like a jr. league Unicorn Hole ,kinda tardy/black metal/nintendocore. Cool enough ,but the SMW tracks hold enough stories in them ,to write a book!Recorded at various times between 2006-2011 ,one of the songs took over 2 years to record!! There is a good letter from Jake in the zip ,which explains some of the story ,but leaves your thirst for knowledge on this release ,slightly unquenched. Really cool stuff ,limited edition of 50 discs ,on Brown Bear Records!! Look out soon for Jake and I in our new band together ,NACHO KNEES!
CLICK HERE:http://azrowear.net/download/744/BABYGOAT-SEASONAL_MENS_WEAR_-Greetings_From_DeKalb.zip.html

AN ARNDERSON - Wasp Honey

An impromptu set of songs ,recorded live in front of friends ,at a small house party in Illinois. Jake is on guitar and vocals , Random is on drums.The songs sound totally improv ,and it rocks!! Jake has one of the sweetest punk rock voices ,you will ever hear !! Sounds like it was a blast ,and I wish I was there!! On Brown Bear Records in a ltd. edition of 25!
CLICK HERE:
http://azrowear.net/download/745/AN_ARNDERSON_-_Wasp_Honey.zip.html

ATTENTION ALL SINGERS!! SING ON A "DOLLY , PARDON?" SONG ,AND BE ON THEIR RELEASE!!

Here's everyone's chance to sing on an album by Dolly , Pardon? ! Just download the 4 instrumental songs ,sing along to one or more ,write lyrics,freestyle ,whatever you want! Upload and e-mail your song(s) to :
evenflow6six6@yahoo.com . It's Jake (and friends) of the band Seasonal Men's Wear,amongst other projects,and his blog is at http://polkahole.blogspot.com/ ,I just mailed him a stack of vinyl to add to his online polka collection!(Dolly , Pardon? is not a polka band!) Let's all participate in this great project! It could lead to more bands of this nature! YOU SING!!!!!
CLICK HERE :
http://www.mediafire.com/?qtbobnvvgydvfwv

BROWN BEAR RECORDS PRESENTS : HIPPO PIE -Old Songs From Young People

Another release from Brown Bear Records ,limited to 30 ,sent in by my pal Jake. 14 bands do 1 or more songs ,with many genres covered.It's all tardcore ,of course ,but beyond that in styles like :hardcore/punk/new wave/black metal/psych, and more. I can't even pick a favorite band or track ,it's all good! Funny-ass shit here folks ,you need this ,and I doubt you can buy it ,due to the rarity of the whole thing. Really cool , it's on endless repeat on my mp3 player right now!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ifortczq71zdccn

WELCOME TO THE SWAMP - FURRY FURRY RABBIT/DEMETRI THE UNFAVORABLE/THE SWAMPSON QUARTET -split

A limited edition of 30 , 3 great bands in the vein of Boy In Love and other WCFOOM bands , sent in by ,and featuring ,Jake from Seasonal Men's Wear. Furry Furry Rabbit covers Collective Soul's ditty ,"Shine" ,and do all excellent tunes including the masterpiece ,"Sitting At Home (Drinking A Beer)". Demetri The Unfavorable do "That Came Out Of Left Field" which is a friggin' riot ,"The Hamburgler" , which is righteous ,as are the rest of their tracks. The Swampson Quartet is both bands together ,with a short song ,"When I Was Younger". The other guys involved here are: Matt W.,Timmy B. and Eric S. The artwork is by Amy G. On Brown Bear Records.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?v1188guf4qt800t

DINE-IN-CAKES - Midwest As Fuck E.P.

More tard/pop/metal ,with growly death metal vocals,sent in from Jake of Seasonal Men's Wear, and here's what he said about this one , : "This is a band some of my friends and I made when we were a little bit drunk. It's called Dine-In-Cakes, and the album is called "Midwest as Fuck E.P.". A couple of the dudes from the newly established full-band version of Seasonal Men's Wear are in it. Kinda ended up sounding like the Homostupids with a growling vocalist. " . Me?,I like it,I just wish there was more!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?sr8fz29belcw6sw

CONNOR THE BEAST - Mega-Morning

A drunken ,living room,tardcore jam,with guitar laying low in the back,while a stupendously drunken Connor ,bellows out some words. Jake ,from Seasonal Men's Wear ,sent this in,and here's what he said: " a recording from my friends Connor and Matt, who also play in Dine-In-Cakes (Connor is also a SMW dude). Anyways, it's pretty funny, at least I'd like to think so. Connor is trashed while Matt tries to take the situation seriously. I'm not even sure if a description will hold, it just needs to be listened to. " I tend to agree with Jake's assesment of this 2 sided tape recording.No split tracks,to preserve the continuity of this masterpiece!
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?2lhnxhjtwo5dj6q

SEASONAL MEN'S WEAR - Septovember

My pal ,Jake (via Food Fortunata),and his band ,who have appeared on a few Wheelchair Full Of Old Men compilations,and release their own recordings,apparently based on the seasons of the year.This is obviously about the Autumn season.Maybe in the fall,Jake will send in the Spring cd ,for posting!Pretty well-played acoustic guitar numbers(And one experimental piece,about Halloween,which sounds un-like anything else on this e.p.),with hilarious lyrics.Jake was also on the Food interview on WCSB,a few months back.This kinda reminds me of some prime Boy In Love,before they went electric.Look for them at myspace,and a video on youtube!Can't wait to hear what Jake sends in next! Thanks ,buddy! CLICK HERE:   https://archive.org/download/SeasonalMensWear-Septovember/741SeasonalMensWear-Septovember.zip