NOISEKILLR / CRAPMATIC BEDZ - Sleeping With Satan split - NOISEKILLR 40,MVMT 286

Whoa!! another great split!!! my friend Brane Dead and me started a band, well,actually ,I made a tape of 10 songs,which were mostly samples on a loop for a few minutes each,and shopped them around for collaborators since 2010!!! 16 years later ,2026,I send the samples up to Canada,to my 'ol pal Brane Dead,and he somehow comes up with a bunch of vocals ,sounds,music,and loops of his own to lay on top of my fucked up tracks,and lemme tell ya,as a tardcore founder,and veteran,this,my friends,is what they call,"the shit"!!! Noisetardcore that will blow your brains out with it's utter stupidity and monotonous tunes....not to say this is boring or should'nt be heard,it most certainly should be listened to daily from here on out,possibly several times a day ,all day on weekends! There are so many great moments ,but the Duran Duran cover,(track 10) ,with Seth Putnam/Anal Cunt-style vocals,and funny,quirky samples,may be the highlight of my year ,so far! Noisekillr turns in 2 tracks, track 11 ,"Shredded Groms",is the action sounds of skateboarding,skatecorenoise,as it were,and it goes on for 15 minutes,then the last track "Shredded Cheese" ,is the sounds of an electrified cheese grater,grating some fine cheese ,for a quarter of an hour.... so ,maybe,harsh cheese wall?? cheese noise wall?? Front cover art pinched from my pal ,Noah Lyon up in NYC ,this thing is too fuckin much,i'm tellin ya!!

credits

released October 13, 2026

CRAPMATIC BEDZ is : Ed J -base sampler loop tracks ,BRANE DEAD - vocals,samples loops,music,lyrics,band concept,name,band logo and album title,and song titles ,all tracks 1-10
NOISEKILLR - all sounds,noise,and skateboards and cheese and cheesegrater wired for sound ,tracks 11-12
NOAH LYON - Bart Simpson "So Stoned" art front cover
GRAY MEATBALLS - back cover art,and layout

https://noisekillr1.bandcamp.com/album/noisekillr-crapmatic-bedz-sleeping-with-satan-split-noisekillr-40-mvmt-286 

 

BLACK METAL CULT 15

Another installment from Hans ,over in Germany! Some of my faves are on here ,Sargeist and Maniac Butcher ,for two. And Lord Vader Of Abazagorath is right in line with the recently departed ,Seth Putnam's acoustic black metal band ,Impaled Northern Moonforest! Ha ha. Last track by Jim Konya's ,Nunslaughter!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/BlackMetalCult15/BlackMetalCult15.zip

ANAL PAIN - Six Inches

Weird,computer produced,syncopated keyboard doom/tard/metal ,led by death metal vocals,and low growl spoken pieces,this sounds to me like the pop/scum/grindcore split e.p. ,that G G Allin and Seth Putnam ,never got to make together! The singing is a cross of both those guys,and the spoken stuff sounds like G G's stuff with Shrinkwrap,and his jailhouse diatribes.Really demented and funny ,with some synthesized metal riffs. There's even a cover of Guns And Roses ,"Welcome To The Jungle" , re-tooled here as ,"Welcome To BoJangles" ,with hilarious vocals and lyrics.Another big change-up here is ,"Oi,Oi,Vegemoi" ,where the vocals and viewpoint,are from that of an Aussie.And that cover art is something else! Holy crap!
Thanks to Bob L. for sending this in to post,and maybe he can give us more info and insight into this weirdcore band?!?!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?r6tk3xs5pbne69n

BEAVERBAG - Death Is Gay- A Tribute To Seth Putnam

Seth Putnam,the world's greatest grindcore vocalist,died yesterday of a heart attack,at the age of 43.This band (Beaverbag) did their first release a few months ago,and now they are back to pay tribute to one of their main influences,Seth and Anal Cunt. There are no A.C. cover songs,only originals,done in the style of old-school A.C.! The titles are frighteningly similar to titles Seth would have come up with,if he were roasting a dead grindcore singer. 10 tracks,believe me ,this is of higher quality and sound than Beaverbag's first release "Beaverbag Plays 25 Rock n Roll Hits" ,found elsewhere on this blog. True grindcore,no holds barred!Please leave comments for Seth ,scathing put-downs ,the like of which Seth himself would have used ,in life. It'll be funny as hell if Seth is pulling some kind of a hoax,and he shows up on tour for the new album,soon! But ,so far,all sources point to the fact that he has passed on. Death Is Gay!This is what I believe to be,the first Seth tribute posted anywhere on the web!
CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/beaverbag-death-is-gay-a-tribute-to-seth-putnam-r-i-p-6-11-11 

BEAVERBAG - 25 Great Rock N' Roll Hits !

Yes,25 of the greatest rock songs of all time, covered Anal Cunt style,in a little over a minute and a half! Just fucking lousy shit,noise-laden,horrible ,ear-damaging grindcore! More to come? Give me reviews, and we shall see! Most of these songs,in their actual versions,should never be played on the radio again! If you grew up in the 70's/early 80's, you'll sing along to all these fine tunes! CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/beaverbag-25-great-rock-n-roll-hits