MEATY JOESON - Volume One

A new band,out on Wheelchair/Onion Mind Games,with a sound all their own.If I was pressed to describe it I would say: the Raymond Pettibon album he sings on,(only way more interesting),crossed with The Metric System.If you can wrap your head around that!Killing Joke Album on vocals,Gargantuan Grandma on axe,Charchangler Chimmy on dumb space guitar,Milkmaid on trauma buster,and Scarsdale Diet Balls on squeaking thing,makes for one super group you won't wanna miss.Get twisted,throw this on,and get ready to disco!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/MeatyJoeson-VolumeOne/459MeatyJoeson-volumeOne.zip

THE K-NACK -the tape you understood

what's with that title?i don't understand it,still!this ,food told me when i asked for more of the tubular band,"the metric system",is what happened to said metric system after the singer quit and poopy sang instead.pretty cool and funny tardcore,what you would hope for from the wheelchair label!they don't do "my sharona",but there is a crazy cover of john lennon's ,"imagine".i believe sluggisha's vault may be the home of wheelchair on the web!i gots more and if food keeps sending stuff,i'll post it!anyways,check this out,it'll make your mom and dad run away from home!hopefully!
CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?wnn2thzumfw

THE METRIC SYSTEM

okay,now,imagine if you had skynyrd,the outlaws,38 special,dixie dreggs,and molly hatchet.then you added some tardcore sprinkled booze,and had a hoe-down bbq.then everyone in the aforementioned bands got totally wasted and squaredanced all night.then when they woke up covered in pee and crusty vomit,they stumbled to their instruments and pushed record,and had a real down home southern rock festival,it would sound something like this recording of the metric system.probably the only southern rock style tardcore band ever!food and friends kick up quite a stench with these ditties,and you shall be amazed(or even stupider)for having heard this!one of my favorite wheelchair releases.

CLICK HERE REDNECK: https://archive.org/download/TheMetricSystem/247wc133TheMetricSystem.zip 

20 YEARS OF STUPIDITY-1986-2006 the wheelchair full of old men story,so far!

i pinched some of food's art for this post,the original art is in zip with track lists.zach from troy,michigan,of not very nice records and chaosnonmusica,compiled this with food of sockeye.some great examples of tardcore here.i'd be proud to be the writer of such tunes as,"my life is a piping hot pile of cum"by the metric system,or"sing a song about poop"by the poops!2 whole zips of 42 classic and newer songs from the wheelchair full of old men camp.food is beyond talented,he IS tardcore.i see stuff on the web that passes for tardcore in the straight world,and it all sucks.nowhere near as funny as this shit!if you don't laugh,you must be dead.if you don't like it,you must be a top 40 type of person.i generally hate that type,so i continue posting music that those people would hate!fuck 'em all!leave comments you fucksticks!
CLICK HERE PART 1:http://www.mediafire.com/?dnxymkymym1
CLICK HERE PART 2:
http://www.mediafire.com/?mvwmycnqzmm