Monday, June 22, 2009

the T V G B ' S




not related to cbgbs,except for the fact that it's punky music.kinda ultra intellectual tardcore.like a t v with nothing but information ,or a set of encyclopedias,or sitting in a college course,listening to professors.song lyrics vary greatly,every subject is touched upon,the music is varied as well,sticking to a mostly punk /tard style,but some metal leanings are also heard.i also hear a bit of minor threat like emo/caring type of vibe.it's a trip to the library,a virtual cornucopia of information.i play all instruments,a real drum kit,all vocals,i am all alone here again.very cohesive sound ties it all together in a neatly wrapped package.a/k/a the tee vee gee bees,also has nothing to do with the bee gees.a real lone wolf sounding type of recording that will either cheer you up or make you even more depressed,but laughing.with a germs cover.art by me.pretty fuckin'cool,a good listen .click here for zip file: https://archive.org/download/TheTvgbs/121TheTvgbs.zip 

Sunday, June 21, 2009

the ANGRY REDNECKS



Me ,Tony,Joel,and Chipmunk, were on our way to record something at the bakery.On the way there we had a road rage run-in with some rednecks,who appeared to be furious with us for being cooler than them ,apparently,and in the course of their ignorance,gave us a name for this project,we were about to embark on.Utilizing huge metal bread proofing cabinets,for part of the percussion,and other instruments of baking as musical instruments,as well as guitars, bass, drums,make for strange bedfellows.Other bands also recorded in this factory, including,Jesus Freak and the Barefoot Bandit,and Whoreshack.This ,as with other of our bands,is practically indescribable,but the final track may yield a clue in the title,"Humans Reared In Institutions".This is basically the sound of this project,with a Lubricated Goat cover.Don't disregard this as noise or industrial,this thing rocks the fuck out! P.S. the sign in the pic above has nothing to do with our band,but there is no cover art ,so's ,ready-made,in the tradition of the early dadaists and surrealists,which I like to think of me and my bandmates,and almost everything on this blogspot as.Grab this now,and kill rednecks today!Oh yeah,one more note,what's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?a good ol' boy raises livestock,a redneck gets emotionally involved!Ha ha!Click here:  https://archive.org/download/TheAngryRednecks/120TheAngryRednecks.zip 

BLOOD & FRICTION



a duo of blood,(me),and friction,(tony), recorded while vance was mixing down tempo house,(see post directly below this post),and is spacey,funny,scary,and just flat out strange and kooky.very musical in an other-worldly way.use of samples and a micro recorder really messes with your senses,and is disorienting at times.like all our bands on sluggisha,hard to pin to a genre or to classify,has that blood and friction sound,if you know what i mean!,if you don't ,download here and now!: https://archive.org/download/BloodFriction/119Bloodfriction.zip 

TEMPO HOUSE



this is a trio of me tony and vance,slight religious,gospel hymn, feeling here,due to use of hymn book for lyrics,i guess?also songs of scooby snacks and the bourgieousie.a weird feeling is brought on by listening to this,it creates a mood ,so to speak.very hard to nail down,check it here:  https://archive.org/download/TempoHouse/118TempoHouse.zip 

the PHONE SLUTS



this is me and fred,with a novel idea,call people and have them sing over the phone,while we play the music on our end.i had a phone tap mic hooked into the 4-track,and the instruments all hooked up so the singer could also hear the music in the phone.we also do a few actual songs ourselves,without the phone guests(sluts).the guests include some of fred's family(carol,rob hoke),answering machines,mrs. carwile(shane's mom),ralph tarantino,gunnar,tony rizzo,dean,some girl?,sean woodcock,and chuck connell.some of this stuff is just phenomenal,but alas,it was only this one tape,wish i had done more,cuz it's a very interesting concept,with bizzare outcomes.this was slightly before the fun sluts(a few posts down below)and right after freddy's solo album(which will post soon).if you like all this reality t.v. crap ,you will love this eavesdropping on a band and it's phone singing and talking guests.different than any band you ever heard,here or elsewhere...........G O D .click here,slut!: http://archive.org/download/ThePhoneSluts/117ThePhoneSluts.zip 

Saturday, June 20, 2009

THEE NEVER WILL BE'S



this is me ,solo,paying tribute to the forefathers of punk,the 60's garage bands.many cover tunes from many bands you never heard of all played by me,plus a couple swell originals in the style .really some of my best work vocally and musically ,except for the other 300 or so projects i've been involved in.just paying homage to the gods,lysergic and hallucinogenic psych that could twist your mind forever.nah,just great garage punk,check out my guitar solo on"someday baby",i actually sing the guitar solo,not play it,the last 2 tracks are live at 5455 with billy,mike,and joel from a buzz workshop tape.so named because i live far away from all my old friends and bandmates that this band never will be!smoke 'em if you got 'em and kick out these jams! G O D




Sunday, June 14, 2009

THE FOUR HEADS



This is my solo attempt at 4 part barbershop quartet harmonies.Includes the hit,"Extra Relish".10 short jingles,tardcore shop quartet,is more like it,as the voices swirl thru your brain making you wish it was over,then it is!Art by Gray Meatballs.Click here if you are a tard:
 https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/the-four-heads 

THE FUN SLUTS


this is me on all instruments and back up vox,fred(jeff mcdonald, not formerly of redd kross)on vocals ,and we both wrote lyrics.great tardcore punk,that will make you laff,and also say,"damn these boys is a' rockin'!"covers of the vibrators,buzzcocks,misfits,the collins kids and the dwarves.also see their xmas album elsewhere on this blog.lyrics range from food,drugs,tardcore,one legged guys,satan,and lots more.the band that led to this,the phone sluts,will be posted soon ,as well as fred's solo album.tired of being in a censored nation? (also NOW! added bonus tracks from the "SLUGGISHA 500" compilation!!
CLICK HERE:  http://archive.org/download/TheFunSluts/114TheFunSluts.zip 

Saturday, June 13, 2009

CENTRIFUGE





kinda pickin' up where KIKE(same line-up) left off,and sounding even more drugged than usual at some points,also for some reason reminds me of a modern day pink floyd.fucking cool ass shit here folks,do not miss it.tony,vance,joel,and i think phil plays sax on a few numbers.at moments mellow,rockin',even a few black/death metal like tunes,where the vox go to cookie monster growl.for the most part though,just pleasantly euphoric,make you smile type of tuneage.i think this is everything they ever recorded,
https://archive.org/download/CENTRIFUGE/113Centrifuge.zip 

Friday, June 12, 2009

WHIPPETMAN

only one track from this duo of me and chipmunk."i'm whippet man" says it all,weird,strange,crazy,music and double tracked vocals make this a treat for the eyes and the vids they make in your brain.if you have some whippets it will most definitely enhance your experience.about 10 minutes of foolishness from this uncompromising duo of dorks,art by alan smith of trance zine in denver,co.,click here dummy:         https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/whippetman 

CONNOISSEURS OF CHAOS-"MODERN NYQUIL ANTHOLOGY"



this is me and mike smith,he plays drums,i play bass ,guitars,and vocals,and lyrics.songs range from 16 to 54 seconds,but it's not hardcore.kinda alt grunge metal musings on subjects from doctors,to moles,to feelings,to bag ladies.really neat thing here ,only 10 songs that go by in a caffiene breeze.art by my son ,eric.don't miss this dimwit duo.click here ,fool!: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/connoisseurs-of-chaos-modern-nyquil-anthology  

GREEN TRIANGLE




this is one of joel rizzo's solo outings,i believe the last using this moniker.there are more ,earlier recordings which i will post at another time.for now,this is highly experimental stuff,utilizing traditional instruments,a reel to reel tape machine,appropriation of songs,and lots of cool sounds.even a spoken word number about"the new guy",which is a blast,yeah joel,FUCK that new guy!!anyway,very psychy and woozy,you will dig.click here:   https://archive.org/download/GreenTriangle/110GreenTriangle.zip

MOTHERFUCKERS-"GREATEST SHITS ,& WE'RE FUCKED"



hardcore nihilist anarchist crusty scum punk rock from milwaukee,wisconsin.these guys are like if g.g.allin wasn't SO fucked up,and he kept it together a little better.almost heirs to the throne ,tho.even has a cover of drink,fight,and fuck.great punk rock that everyone should enjoy.lots of pictures ,lyric sheets,in zip file click here if you like punk: http://archive.org/download/Motherfuckers-greatestShitsWereFucked/109Motherfuckers.zip 

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

STIMPY-avant tarde frizz form jazzums


yes,this is stimpy,not one of the many other crap bands with this name,this is THE stimpy,the original.kinda noisy jazz freeform paintings,some instros,some with vocals.the first 8 tracks comprise "the sounds of stimpy" e.p.,the next 11 tracks are the tape,"heady brew o' noise",and finally the last 5 tracks are "stimpy,live at the draft house".three slightly different lineups for each session.1st tape is:me,joel,chipmunk,and fred ,and a sax.2nd tape is:me,joel.chipmunk,fred,and shane,and a sax and trumpet.the live is me and sean burch,popping coins in the jukebox and playing on top of rock classics,announcements,and an original tune,very wild and funny,and a sax.if you dig coltrane,pharoh sanders,albert ayler,or any free form jazz,you'll dig it.if you like noise,you may find something here you may enjoy.thanks trish for sax!.leave comments.please!link here:  https://archive.org/download/Stimpy-avantTardeFrizzFormJazzums/108Stimpy.zip 

Monday, June 8, 2009

QUAALUDE























now for the slowest band of all time:quaalude!.even sped up as fast as you can ,on high speed dub,still slower than even the slowest doom or stoner band.almost annoyingly slow,and happened by accident.we recorded 2 songs and the tape ran out,apparently the recorder had the wrong cord plugged in it,and the tape recorded super fast,in like 5 minutes.me ,joel,sean,t.j.,and shannon are the band.t.j. and shannon were a couple of teenage girls who for some reason ,latched onto us for a few weeks or so.the results are astounding,you can't even imagine how s-l-o-o-o-o-o-w-w-w this is.for fans of downers and extremely depressed people,might even help you decide to end it all.dispiriting despair.click here for link:http://www.mediafire.com/file/ny2z4yyyzuz/QUAALUDE.zip

COUGAR MELONSCENT


Dug Boone again,this time with Gainesville folks,Dug on guitar,(some of his solo stuff is mixed in here too)hard to pin down sound,I hear Sonic Youth,electronic blippy stuff,Meat Puppet like instros,weird samples,pretty cool and quirky sound.I don't know if any one in the band even has this material,as their myspace page has none of these tracks,check it out.

http://www.mediafire.com/?5zezmnmedme

PIGTALES


like kindergarden terror,brian is here with his obnoxious vocal style,mike is on drums and dug on guitar.a punk trio to be reckoned with.just funny lyrics(like kindergarden terror)about everything from slayer("slayer sucks"),to nursery rhymes("mary had a little lamb"),to the blues("bearhead blues",and"boxcar blues").i even found a bonus track in the form of the tape they used was taped over one of those "guy in the mall playing the keys at a music store" type of keyboards,with a little tune dingling on there,at the end of the tape.great laffs,and punk rockin as hell.obvious crossover sound,they got the crowd chantin,"fuck slayer,f-f-f-f-fuck slayer!"art by brian again i believe.link here:http://www.mediafire.com/file/iimtimjymzy/PIGTALES.zip

KINDERGARDEN TERROR


on the heels of the tribute to the memory of cort post,here are some of cort's best friends,in a late 80's punk band.almost crossover sound on some tracks.mike smith,drums-dug boone,guitar-jim,bass-brian reed,vocals-and richard on additional and back up vox.brian,who later became a mellow deadhead,is one of the most obnoxious singers of all time.some stand out tracks include:"oh yeah","joe","king tut",and "cookies".art by brian,me thinks.if you like punk or crossover you will love this.related to pigtales in the post above this.clickhere for link:http://www.mediafire.com/file/zi1cr2zz2ht/KINDERGARDEN TERROR.zip

Friday, June 5, 2009

C R A P O L A




this is everything ever recorded by the great american tardcore band,"crapola".only a dozen tunes from 2 sessions in 1996.me and vance are here,but it's unclear who else took part,becuz there is no band listing,maybe vance remembers?anyway if neil young sang for a pickup tardcore bluegrass band from a mental home,and it was today,it would sound kinda like this.there are covers of the misfits and hawaiian war chant(of which i have compiled a 90 minute tape of many ,many versions ),as well as tubular originals.just lots of fun for us and now you."met a drunk driver",and"c'mon girl put on your pretty dress"should be hits in our alternate universe called sluggisha.really spacey and woozy,like a morning after drunk or that first hit.one of the greats in the tardcore world.don't eat stuff from circle k,you'll puke!get out your lap steel and join in!

CLICK HERE:  https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/crapola 

ABI HAII-fypo in 5 parts



since we're on the subject of dug and mike here's a duo they formed for this one-off project,"abi haii".mike was living with me at the time and once i woke up and went out to the garage to do some recording,i found this in the 4-track,quite a find too!don't be fooled by the title,there's only 4 parts,ha ha,jokers are they.kinda laid back mostly instrumental songs,which bridge the gap between the last post and the next world.if you imbibe,you will enjoy,for the curious,it's a joyride of franks and beans and jam on axe.all hail the newest instro gods,abi haii! G O D.p.s. i don't know that guy up there in the picture,do you?http://www.mediafire.com/file/iziozyjzkgj/ABI HAII.zip

A TRIBUTE IN MEMORY OF CORT






Sadly,a great human died,a great friend to many,a pacifist,anarchist,punk rockin' dude,who was the kindest guy you could ever meet.I can imagine him walking old ladies across the street in heaven.Yes ,Cort Sayer is missed by many and I hope all who loved him will leave a comment or a kind word or even a little anecdote about our dear friend.This post has 3 bands,2 of which Cort was a member.Now as far as I know,Cort didn't play an instrument,didn't sing,and wasn't in a band.so it may come as a surprise to many that he did do these couple of bands in Sept. of 1996.Cort sings,plays and hangs out with the gang.The first band featured here is "BALD HEADED CHICKEN FUCKER"with me,Cort,Mike Smith,and Dug Boone,and sounds like an american Boredoms meets a chicken salad sandwich,quite tasty!Next up is "STOOL AND THE SOFTNERS"which is me ,Cort,Vance,and Dug,and is like a rocking quartet of idiots,who someone tried to record once,sounding rather 90's I might add.Last is one track from"KINDERGARDEN TERROR",named"Cort Song",and is quite prophetic,lyrically.The band is Brian Reed(vocals),Mike Smith(drums),Dug Boone(guitar),and Jim(bass),and is the kind of obnoxious punk that Cort liked.I will post that tape in it's entirety soon along with a companion band,sounding much the same but a trio,(no Jim on bass)called "PIGTALES".Cort was everyone's friend and I'm sure we will all miss him forever.Cry a tear,and leave a note for the memory of Cort,an awesome guy. G O D .art by me and my son Eric.
https://archive.org/download/ATributeInMemoryOfCort-3BandSplit-BaldHeadedChickenFuckerStool/101ATributeInMemoryOfCort.zip  

Thursday, June 4, 2009

P O S T # 1 0 0 ! ! ! CAT MACHINE-"The Mystery,The History,& Shit" (A Chronological Look At The Greatest Underground Band,EVER!!!)




finally,we made it to post # 100....over a month in the works,199 tracks clocking in at 9.9 hours of ridiculous goodness.the picture above shows all the tapes(minus 2 i found after the picture,bringing the total to 47 tapes) that i pulled this together from,and believe me there's much much more.for the downright greatest hits of all,grab "litterbox",a compilation found elsewhere on this blog.this here thing tho',being split into 10 zip files,runs thru every era.cat machine b.c.(before chipmunk),the chipmunk era,4-track era,live rehearsal era.it all started one day when a friend stopped by and happened to bring joel rizzo with him,we hit it off and even jammed a little on a few things i was working on at the time,and he said to come to his place and rock with him and his brother,tony.i was there soon and we took off on a year long spree of music making as cat machine.gramp's house where we usually recorded,became cat machine house to all who knew us.we had many guest stars,as anyone who showed up when we were recording was in cat machine.dave roth,katie ball,nathan adams,tall ray,chris nicholson,philbert ze chocolat clown,brian"snax"siders,sean sommers,dave antelope leaps,chuck connell,and more people joined in on various songs.more frequent collaborators were billy drake,shane carwile,vance burdge,who were all practically full fledged members,they played with us so much.we recorded direct into a boombox usually,but as you'll hear,we hit our stride on the 4-track sessions.when chipmunk joined,on the 19th tape,"a chip off the old monk",he brought with him to the group,great knowledge of guitar and music,and added a new dimension to our sound.between billy and chris ,we had a couple of the greatest guitarists i've ever known in my life.also imbibing substances and alcohol fueled our furor,hell,we were tripping on the "god's afterbirth"tape(i should post that in it's entirety,it' s a blast!).we would trade instrument and vocal duties after each song,even live on stage,which probably made people think we were totally nuts(we were).chris also wrote some of the greatest and funniest lyrics ever,but could sing anything and make you burst a blood vessel laughing,using many voices and personas.the first gig we ever played was the best anyone could hope for.(oh.yeah,gramps was also a frequent "guest",as he would bust in on the proceedings with a shocking regularity.once i walked in on gramps in his bedroom,he had a dirty blue fuzzy blanket laying on his bed,with about 6 cooked hot dogs and 6 buns ,which he was in the process of constructing.)we played for about 35 disgruntled youths in a juvenile detention center,i wish we had a recording of THAT! 2 kids liked us, the rest just sat there brooding,we felt like the cramps at napa state mental hospital,it was swell.then we got a show with myopia at visions,a nightclub.no recording of that either,probably for the best,as the owner said we were too loud and rattling every window in his establishment,and we weren't allowed back,but myopia played ther a few more times(cat machine pre-made flyers for a few more shows there,before we found out we were 86'd).we were supposed to do a benefit gig at norma jean's for some dead chick,but we fizzled out before that happened(me,chris,and joel played there as one fell swoop tho')we existed sept.90-sept.91,then me, joel ,and tony re-formed for a reunion tape(projek pimps)some of which is featured here,in mid 1992.we also re-grouped again with vance and did "the last newest one",to be found elsewhere on this blog along with our xmas release"poolside yuletide".cat machine was very important for many reasons.first off,we spawned over 100 bands and projects featuring one or more of us,before,during and long after cat machine.we heavily influenced many young kids just getting into the scene into starting their own bands.we were at the very beginning of a scene which died as we knew it by 1997.we were somewhat of a mysterious bunch,kinda secret society stuff,in our little cat machine world.the name cat machine came from the 1st tape,when we took a bunch of crazy mary's cats and put them in a pillowcase and recorded it.thus we invented a cat machine.it's the first track on "litterbox",if your'e interested(also now included here! track 00).we all wrote lyrics,mostly me ,i had notebooks full,i used to bring to every session,tony wrote some,chris wrote some,joel kicked in,and we all passed around a note book and took turns writing lines in some instances.we all sang,we all played any instrument or non-instrument that we could get our hands on.we experimented with many styles of music,blending them into the signature cat machine sound.at sessions usually someone would come up with a riff,then it was 1-2-3-go!,making for some crazy ,sometimes improv,songs.even this makes cat machine important,the name"sluggisha"came from a song(included here)called"let me be your soybean buddy"and the line,"eat meat,makes you sluggish-a",which was a thing we picked up from listening to the fall.the singer,mark e. smith,has a habit of adding "uh" to the end of each line."3 mark smiths-ah"(included here) is me ,tony ,and joel going off at the same time,spouting lines from books,mark smith stylee,just laugh ,dummy.anyway in conclusion,september 25th,2010 will mark the 20th anniversary of the band.i always hope for the big reunion gig,so guys if you're reading this,let's set something up,we could rule the world about now.but on that date i will post a comp. of the weirdest,strangest,mind-bendingly off the wall tracks we ever laid down,there are so many to choose from.i'll put up more before that,but until then try dissecting THIS! also in the zip files is a bunch of flyers,info on which tapes the songs came from,a list of guests and the tracks they appear on,and the original sluggisha logo,drawn by steve reed.there are many gems here,and everything we did pretty much rules,so you can't go wrong .oh and one more thing:PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS,WITH YOUR NAME ,E-MAIL,ANY INFO YOU WANT TO LEAVE,BUT PLEASE GIMME FEEDBACK ON THIS AND ALL POSTS!!THANKS-----G O D.click here : https://archive.org/download/POST100CatMachine-theMysterytheHistoryShita/100CatMachine.zip

Friday, May 1, 2009

METAL WARRIORS



this is my kids' new band,which they've already abandoned for something new, just like their old man.recorded one year to the day from the wax warriors,this picks up where they last left off.eric poops out half way thru to play the sims,so it's eddie's show from there on out.has some genuinely great moments,and just the idea of a 7 and 10 year old playing music,is really cool.as an added bonus the last track,over 17 minutes long,is eddie commenting on society and the radio and other things,skits and spoofs.young laddie fancies himself a comedian.go get the wax warriors too(elsewhere on this blog),if this is to your liking,and please leave comments in the comment boxes for my kids,they ask every day how many people commented or downloaded their stuff.i'm teaching them barre chords now so they should be writing some quality tunes next time around.top art by eric bottom half by eddie.G O D.http://www.mediafire.com/file/mhjonky0jm4/METAL WARRIORS.zip

KIKE



kike is a great drug rock band,who were very psychedelic and psychotic.tony, joel, billy, and vance are kike.i play guitar on one track,which was pilfered from another of our bands,the cheerful hangers.jerry lewis rules and so does kike.go fly a kike.also pick up heeb,los hymees,and yid on this blog for the complete quadrant of jewish slang named bands.none of us are jews and we are not racist or facist,just getting some attention by using derogatory names,as usual.I LIKE KIKE! G O D.
https://archive.org/download/KikeCompiled/098Kike.zip 

HEEB- power for dying



heeb was a little one-off project,recorded 2-13-94,at sluggisha/w.g.o.d. studios.me joel tony and vance in a subdued mood,giving you a druggy haze of folk songs for folks who prefer electric instruments.related to kike ,los hymees,and yid,in name and band members,just for fun and your listening pleasure.all art on this post and in zip by tony rizzo .i remember laughter. G O D  https://archive.org/download/Heeb-PowerForDying/097Heeb.zip 

Sunday, April 26, 2009

TEENAGE FLESH



"look,some teenage flesh",utters marty nation ,in the car with lydia lunch,referring to lung leg frantically signaling to them on the side of the road,in richard kern's movie,"fingered".so that's where the name came from.the music,recorded in 3 seperate sessions over a year and a half,is the product of listening to lydia lunch,hanatarash,the boredoms,black metal,punk rock,henry rollins,jap-core,noise and industrial,suckdog,and other similar influences.some off-shoot bands,recorded in the interim,and sounding much like this(and already posted elsewhere on this blog)are the mummyboys and opie ,who share a 5 song split.there is a remake of a cat machine song written by chipmunk,a cover of the profesionals,a cover of the jefferson's theme,and some hip-hop old school scratching.themes of loneliness,depression,and hate of all ,are very apparent.just great noisy-depresso punk.one of my favorite solo outings.G O D . https://archive.org/download/TeenageFlesh/096TeenageFlesh.zip 

Y I D


one of our quadrant of racist-named bands,which also includes,los hymees(elsewhere on this blog),kike,and heeb.none of us are jewish and we just like the sounds of the funny words.this sounds like a gaggle of different ,other musics ,gathered together in a whiskey jar,and grooving with a high dog.includes the title theme from the unreleased movie,"pissing out the poison","urine", is the tune.me ,billy,vance,trig,and tony rizzo are on this thang,in different combinations thereof.recorded over several sessions,over several months,to make this comprehensive collection a success.nominated for no grammys.kike and heeb coming soon.G O D.  https://archive.org/download/YID-ColllectedDiscography/095Yid.zip 

WrOnGsKi



This is me and Seth and Luke Ford,Vance Burdge and Mike Smith,7-27-96,about 2 months before Paul Stanley Hologram.Very different,like chocolate pudding in a can,or a hole in one.If you like chicken nuggets or blowing up hot wheels with firecrackers,you'll probably like this.Only 4 songs,but they are great rock n roll numbers that whoop a lion's ass with a belt.Don't miss the Fords, in action.
click here for download link ,fool: https://archive.org/download/WrOnGsKi/094Wrongski.zip 

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Paul Stanley Hologram



this is me with luke and seth ford,one night at sluggisha/w.g.o.d. studios.pretty awesome can't pinpoint their sound but my best guess would be pseudo-alternative grunge rock,which sounds like this.if you don't like it ,you're crazy,the fords rock.oh,it sounds nothing remotely like kiss or paul stanley,or the fords of chaos.found the action figure in the pic at a dollar store and wished i would have bought all 3 there cuz i never seen 'em again.the last song is about a commercial for an automatic litter tray sweeper for your cat.we saw the commercial ,wrote the tune,bashed it out!enjoy, G O D click here dummy.    https://archive.org/download/PaulStanleyHologram/093PaulStanleyHologram.zip 

Saturday, April 18, 2009

SOCKEYE-obscure rare limited unreleased underground subversive minotaur tits a.k.a. return of the nacho ostomy bags



here is the holiest of grails,the tardcore pinnacle,the one everyone wants,billy squier,i mean if you never heard tardcore,this is the best,many many songs unheard ,lots o' folks would give their nutsack for this gem.hard to find cuz rareness is this.food is one of the greatest living american born composers of the past two centuries.if you like classical music as performed by a seal orchestra then this is right up your alley.led zeppelin is not on here but covers of rush,inxs,butthole surfers,happy flowers,crass ,black flag,fang,and sockeye's own twisted tunes not sister.don't be discouraged,sign up today,thousands of somalians are dying so you can download this now.work harder,millions on welfare depend on you!http://www.mediafire.com/file/u34wyn5m0yz/sockeye ostomy.zip

BREATHILIZOR-fallen corn messengers of winter doom six:return to bobler's index



get ready to pay the ultimate price,get ready cuz you know it ain't gonna be nice,breathilizor is here,and we're out for blood,we'll make your cow forget how to chew it's cud,we're a nuclear holocaust with electric guitars,we're a rock armageddon and we come from mars,i got a big big big big big big bullet belt,it's the biggest you've ever seen,it will make you melt.just a few lines of their song "metal of breathilizor"should fill you in on what this is like.my fave new metal band,these guys rock like bozo the clown fronting mercyful fate.i can't think of another band this great at the current time,besides maybe daughtry or panic at the disco,ha ha,wesley willis and daniel johnston would be proud.if they were metal bands.i likee,play much a lot,listen this loud at work.poop on a tool box,barf upon the papal throne.tardmetal to the max!http://www.mediafire.com/file/zgrzromzmdb/breathilizor lp.zip

BREATHILIZOR/KOLOB TRUST FUND SPLIT 7"



a new genre has spawned,"tardmetal",led by these masters of blackened tard,breathilizor.former sockeye fella,with a metal sound and tardly metal lyrics,like if dio wrote for sockeye who had turned into a black/death/satan,metal band.hey kids!,put these songs on your guitar hero or rockband games,or better yet,pick up some real instruments and learn how to play for real instead of just pushing buttons.kolob trust fund is funny as a diarreah slip-n-slide,but the real treat here for me is breathilizor,great cheez metal goodness.makes me want to put up the first and second asseater tapes and i think i will soon.thanks food!http://www.mediafire.com/file/myi2wniyw0d/breathilizorkolob trustfund split.zip

SONGS IN THE KEY OF DRUNK-CAULIFLOWER ASS AND BOB



food
and a pal,get drunk,with an acoustic guitar and trumpet,and sing inane lyrics and cover,septic death,minor threat,bad posture,rudimentary peni,and sound like your granpa and the retarded fellow who lives down the block,just a-singin and playin' away.get ripped and blast this ,it'll make your year!thanks,food!http://www.mediafire.com/file/kmzz5j3vo1q/cauliflower ass and bob.zip

AGATHOCLES/LETTUCE VULTURES SPLIT 7"



more from food,now in mi.,one of his new projects,lettuce vultures,is like sockeye but with more cake and less old band members,and more nuclear pop tarts and less filling,and more dog baths and less sheriff's offices.very tard with an a-side by one of the greats of belgium punk,can't ever go wrong with food,a great american and a friend o' mine,hope he gets rich or dies tryin',more dibble doo and less flibberty jibbert,download now, muncher!    https://archive.org/download/AgathocleslettuceVulturesSplit7/088AgathoclesLettuceVulturesSplit7epirRip.zip 

THE CORN/MONKEY GENETIC SPLICE/LETTUCE VULTURES SPLIT CD


people get ready,train's a-comin',don't need no ticket,you just push download.hey a flood of new great tardcore has been generously given to me by food fortunata,who changed his name again to sing for the lettuce vultures.i mean if you like sockeye and wheelchair bands and tardcore,then you need everything i'm pushin'.like a more mature sockeye(yeah,right),yet still tard,this split was only natural.listen up, lots more coming at you,so get some blanks ready.and some blankets,toohttp://www.mediafire.com/file/ydeilzmo15z/the corn monkey genetic splice lettuce vultures split.zip

Thursday, April 9, 2009

DRY SPELL-under the blackened skies of war











unless you live in the tampa bay area of fl.,you probably never heard this promising black metal band.unfortunately they met an untimely end when their guitarist/lead singer,perished at age 19.i knew a guy who owned a metal shop,and he said the guy was well liked,and always had time to stop and hang out.too bad,this cd shows an inkling of how great they could have been,pretty rare,i think those in the bm community will be pleased at this find.incl. a mayhem cover(freezing moon),coulda been one of the greats.damn!     https://archive.org/download/DrySpell-UnderTheBlackenedSkiesOfWar/086DrySpell-UnderTheBlackenedSkiesOfWar.zip 

Monday, April 6, 2009

THE CRUMBS



This is a little comp. I put together,due to the lack of CRUMBS stuff on the web,really hard to find.Some of this came from various early comps.,Hot Curly Weenie,We're Addicted to Dayquil,A Slice Of Lemon,and Nuclear Winter.Stuff from the 1957 sessions in addition to,All Tangled Up 10",and I Fell In Love With An Alien Girl 7".Lots of cover art ,lyric sheets,pics and posters in zip file.One of my favorite bands of all time,rising from the ashes of another of my faves,Chickenhead,(get their 7" elsewhere on this blog,awesome).I hope these guys ain't mad at me ,I love 'em,and want to share them with the world.Sexboy almost played with the Crumbs a few times,but sadly,both deals fell thru.Miami rocks,the Cameo Theatre rules,and the Crumbs are the shit.Includes their early era stab at The Eat's"Communist Radio".Simply exquisite.G O D
https://archive.org/download/TheCrumbs/085TheCrumbs.zip

Sunday, April 5, 2009

THE CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL CAFETERIA BAND






i'd say this is rare,never heard it or seen it anywhere except my house,and it rules.a band plays along with percussion played by school kids on forks,knives,and spoons,quite a racket for the old days,and reminds me of "silverware sucks",by sockeye, in which the chorus says,"i don't like knives and spoons,i think they make you look like a goon,forks are cool but they suck".the music is like 50s-60s pre surf instrumentals.got lots more rare singles like this to post,lemme know how you like it,LEAVE ME A COMMENT IN COMMENT BOX BELOW.thanks,G O D.http://www.mediafire.com/file/qzmdawytyz5/THE CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL CAFETERIA BAND.zip

PUTRID TEETH-aPOOPstic



or call it,PUTRID TEETH-unplugged,as this is mostly acoustic,the first 5 songs lyrics written by food fortunata,singer of sockeye,also includes a long interview with n.y.poop,singer of putrid teeth,and him doing some radio bumpers for w.g.o.d.,there is also a non-acoustic number(disco poop)and seems to be on a g.g.allin trip this time around,lyrically and conceptually.kinda takin over where he left off on his country acoustic rants at the end.no country here tho',we hates it!just pooperman on instr.,n.y.poop on vox,let er' rip!on second thought go outside before you let it rip ,man that smells! G O D        https://archive.org/download/PutridTeeth-apoopstic/083PutridTeeth-Apoopstic.zip

ADOLF OLLIVER NIPPLE-greatest hits



Not really"Greatest Hits",but probably the sole out put of essential "tardcore"band,Adolf Olliver Nipple,from MD.Chris Haraway ordered"Putrid Teeth"from me,as did many of his friends,and started a band based on what they heard.Sure they are younger and sing about school and their teachers,and video games and such,but they are a part of tardcore's history.40 songs, my favorite tracks are, "Ho Breath" and "Shoney's",but the whole thing is great,even a Green Day cover.All kids should have this much fun,don't disregard this as nonsense,it's great.G O D
https://archive.org/download/AdolfOlliverNipple-greatestHits/082AdolfOlliverNipple.zip


PUTRID TEETH-self titled debut


This is the tape that started the whole "turdcore" scene,which got it's start in the"tardcore"genre.mostly N.Y.Poop and Pooperman,then Poopdeck Pappy joined in.81 tracks of pure filth,driven by an axis of GG Allin,Sockeye,and the Mentors.the original track that spawned the band is here from live in WGOD studios,"Poopshoe"the song we've done on every tape,and was covered by "Buzz Workshop".this tape also spawned like-minded bands in MD. just from kids ordering the tape.mainly Chris Haraway and his band"Adolf Olliver Nipple"which will be featured as the next post.these kids kinda borrowed our whole sound(even down to N.Y.Poop's vocal stylings) to start their tardcore band.Putrid Teeth shared something in common with "The Eat" in that we had band members in NY and FL,but the sound is totally different.juvenile stuff that high school and frat boys would cum over,this is the beginning of a new world. art by Steve Reed.......G O D
https://archive.org/download/PutridTeeth-selfTitledDebut/081PutridTeeth-Debut.zip