AVON CALLING - The Bristol Compilation

Noteworthy for being the first release on Heartbeat Records,back in 1979,this album is full of quirky,poppy ,strangeness ,as well as straight forward punk and oi music.Very post-punk stuff which has aged well.Sounds fresh today,and it grows on you.There is something in the water in Bristol,cuz all these groups have a unique,yet unified sound. Bonus:great inserts of upcoming releases!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/AvonCalling-TheBristolCompilation/780AvonCalling-TheBristolCompilation.zip

PIA ZADORA - Let's Dance Tonight b/w Real Love 12" single

Terrible singer,and songs ,from the soundtrack of ,"Rock Aliens",a terrible movie,which almost harkens back to Pia's first film appearance in ,"Santa Claus Conquers The Martians".There is a wealth of great nude Pia shots ,that I compiled,in the zip file,which should be the only reason you download this,not for the crappy music! And check out that freaky vinyl! Produced by Jack White!(not that one!)
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/PiaZadora-LetsDanceTonightBwRealLove12Single/779PiaZadora.zip

JACKIE KANNON - Songs For The John

A slew of funny little songs ,mostly about bathroom functions,but also featuring tunes about other risque subjects.Funny for the time it came out,adult comedy,a few things on here would be considered very unpolitically correct,by today's standards.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/JackieKannon-SongsForTheJohn/778JackieKannon-SongsForTheJohn.zip

JUBILEE -JG Comedy Album Excerpts

A short sampler of comedy albums at the time,risque then,lame by today's standards,but still pretty funny.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Jubilee-jgComedyAlbumExcerpts/777Jubilee-jgComedyRecords.zip

CAT MACHINE - New Thing

This is Ed,Joel,and Chipmonk,No Tony,on the 4-track scene. The first 2 tracks are Ed solo,celebrating Sluggisha(samples from Top Cat cartoons),and the upcoming gig at Visions nightclub.Then each of the trio sings a song apiece,(lyrics from the Amok catalog),and it ends off with a piece featuring the voice of Langston Hughes!This is kinda the beginning of the band which formed after the Cat Machine broke up,One Fell Swoop.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ta0zdsivpdr7e61

THE OSMOND BROTHERS - My Mom b/w Mister Sandman

"My Mom" was co-written and produced by Terry Melcher,infamous for his dealings with Charles Manson and the Family.He was also in a band with Bruce Johnston,who later joined the Beach Boys,which is what this record sounds like.The flip is The Osmond Brothers covering the Andrews Sisters ,with what was probably the Osmond's mom's favorite song.Also has a Beach Boys sound to it.Happy Mother's Day ,you Mothers!!!!!!!!!      https://archive.org/download/TheOsmondBrothers-MyMomBwMisterSandman/775TheOsmondBrothers-MyMomBwMisterSandman.zip 

MOTHER'S DAY SURPRISE -From The Holiday Adventures of the Lollipop Dragon

Another filmstrip class room record from 1971,with beeps to turn the slide projector pictures.Happy Mother's Day,you Mothers!
CLICK HERE:   https://archive.org/download/MothersDaySurprise-fromTheHolidayAdventuresOfTheLollipopDragon/774MothersDaySurprisefromHolidayAdventuresOfTheLollipopDragon.zip

CAT MACHINE - Cat Haus (Rehearsal For SW Florida Juvenile Detention Center -5/4/1991

Joel & Tony's dad is a preacher.He got us our first gig ever,at the juvenile detention center in east Ft Myers,Florida(pictured above!). We played for a room full of around 25 or so,a couple of kids loved us,but the most of the racially diverse youth there,despised us.We were loud ,obnoxious,annoying,yeah,you get it,we were being ourselves,Cat Machine! This is a practice session for that gig.Only a handful of songs here,we did a full set at the center.It was a blast!Too bad we have no audio or video of the show,now that would be priceless!Bonus track at end is filled with riffs,and chatter amongst the band and others!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?o0xx1oe86hs3885

GG ALLIN - I Am The Highest Power

A compilation of some of GG's best songs,interviews,and some rarities.Over 3 hours of goodies,on 2 discs,the likes of which some of you may never have heard.Thanks to Tom,my buddy who sent me this to post.Pay witness to the greatest rock n' roll star the world will ever know.
CLICK HERE PART ONE:http://www.mediafire.com/?3fl34er4wc1ut11
CLICK HERE PART TWO: http://www.mediafire.com/?8h23k3621ees6do

WGOD #13 -GODCAST 6/2/1992

One of the earliest,(from when I began numbering the tapes,there were a ton of unnumbered volumes scattered round our town and the world!), WGOD radio tapes I could find in the vault( there may be earlier ones,I think I saw #6 down there!),I used to make these as mix tapes for friends,and I gave away a ton of them,and never made copies of them,so if you have one,it's the only one of it's kind.Don't get the wrong idea about the call letters,I have nothing to do with church,christ,religion,or any of that shit,I chose the name GOD because I play the best tunes,the "god"head of music!(and also so the people of the world would no longer have to worship "false" gods!) On here I play classic punk stuff as well as what was then current alternative and punk music,wih some dub and rap mixed in.Always a surprise,this is before I got my M.C. , Doug Shannon,who worked as a d.j. at the local oldies station,and made tapes of liners and drops ,for use between songs I played on the air.No track list,but I will tell you what's playing,if you listen!Tell me you love it,and I'll post more! I've got tons of 'em!

I LIED!! Here's the track list:
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THE TOASTERS - Pool Shark
CHROME - You've Been Duplicated
THE ADVERTS - Bored Teenagers
BABES IN TOYLAND - Vomitheart
YELLOWMAN - Big Bambu
THE SECRET SYDE - Hurt and Pain
CYPRESS HILL - How I Could Just Kill A Man
ROYAL TRUX - Solid Gold Tooth
DWARVES - Lucky Tonight
ONE FELL SWOOP - Wallet Baby
SUPERCAT - Ghetto Red Hot
BLATZ - California / Dolly
JOHN OTWAY - Headbutts
LOVECHILD - These Things I Noticed
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GERMS - Media Blitz
GG ALLIN with BULGE - Legalize Murder / Suck My Ass It Smells
FUGAZI - KYEO
BEASTIE BOYS - Time For Livin'
SONIC YOUTH - Computer Age
DAG NASTY - Never Go Back
THE CRAMPS - I'm Cramped (live bootleg!)
THE CRYSTALS - The Screw
TOO MUCH TROUBLE (THE BABY GETO BOYS) - Motherfuckin' Thugs
CULTURE SHOCK - Color TV
SOCKEYE - Straight-Edge Fag
GANG OF FOUR - Natural's Not In It
THROBBING GRISTLE - Subhuman
MISFITS - Astrozombies

CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Wgod13-godcast621992/771Wgod-godcast13-06-02-1992.zip

THE GRATEFUL GUS - Why?

The final release from this fine band,only 5 songs,but they pack a wallop! My fave is the last cut, "Your Parents,Big Plastic Cat" ,which has that kind of "hook you can't get out of your head,and you walk around singing it to yourself all day", vibe going on.With a Sockeye/The Poops cover!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?kv570cqrxh7srl5

THE GRATEFUL GUS - Eugene

The third release from these guys back in 1990-93,this starts off with an "amazing" Paul Mc Cartney & Wings number ,and rides that hit song wave all the way til the end!Original songs,some in their 2nd or 3rd versions,great kick in the cubes tardcore punk rock! And more of that fab art work!
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?pquvblhrw19q330

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THE GRATEFUL GUS - A Very Disco Christmas

An early Xmas present for you all out there! You're welcome! Scott & Steve play original xmas tunes and may even do a few Beatles & Neil Young covers?You'll have to hear it to know for sure!More swell artwork!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?poq7ledsats8id1

THE GRATEFUL GUS - I Gave My Life For The Grateful Gus

Great cover art,on this band of ex-Schultz members,Scott McHenry (of Boy In Love fame) and Steve Schultz (R.I.P.). More of their trademarked tardcore party songs. Recorded 1989-90.Lots of fun,this band!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?am3lcqpnjcsxj2f

SCHULTZ - Bonus Tracks

A kind of misleading title,as this is sort of a best of, of the 1st two releases.Still good stuff,in a listener's digest condensed version.
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http://www.mediafire.com/?sy3rp6r2emb9o4u

SCHULTZ - Sifting Thru The Shit E.P.

From 1989,a 4 song e.p.,that reprise some of the hits from the 1st release,and some songs from their other band ,The Grateful Gus. Tardcore fun,you can't run!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?4s6bznsbxs1ndfx

SCHULTZ - You Are Loved (Music From The Poem ,"Snowdog")

This is Scott,from Boy In Love,with Steve Schultz,who sadly passed away after a battle with cancer afew years ago.Food Fortunata also appears on some of this,and it has a bunch of cover songs ,in addition to their own wacky contraptions.Cover songs range from Spinal Tap,to The Troggs,to Deep Purple,to The Butthole Surfers, and a bunch more!Really fun listening,and I must thanks Scott,who asked to have this stuff posted,and Food for getting it into my hands.
Their 1st release from 1987.
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http://www.mediafire.com/?sqsv6k09krlxk3e

FRED WESLEY & THE J.B.'S - Doing It To Death b/w Everybody Got Soul

Fred,a member of James Brown's bands (as well as Ike and Tina Turner's band,and more),goes solo here,(sounding like the godfather of soul,himself)with a few James penned tunes.Side A does it for me ,as the title implies what I am trying to achieve in life.Side B is almost a continuation of side A. Pretty dang funky!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/FredWesleyTheJ.b.s-DoingItToDeathBwEverybodyGotSoul/763FredWesleyAndTheJbs.zip

THE BLASTERS - Blue Shadows (From the Streets Of Fire S/T)

Neo-50's style, 80's rock n' roll,an original by Dave Alvin,and no mention of them anywhere on the 7" sleeve(not on back either),when this tune is obviously better than the crappy top ten hit on the flip,or what I refer to as the B-side of this record! I did not include the Dan Hartman fartfest,as The Blasters deserve much better! At least the film had a redeeming quality,as Lee Ving of Fear,had a fairly major role,playing a biker gang member.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheBlasters-BlueShadowsfromTheStreetsOfFireSt/762TheBlasters.zip

RUSTY DRAPER - Seventeen b/w Can't Live Without Them Anymore

More fine 50's rock n' roll,this time a tune about jailbait takes my vote! Seems kinda pervy,when you look at the guy!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/RustyDraper-SeventeenBwCantLiveWithoutThemAnymore/761RustyDraper.zip

THE DIAMONDS - Chick-lets (Don't Let Me Down) b/w High Sign

Remnants of doo-wop hangers-on,2 great songs from these guys.They went thru several line-up changes in their time,who cares? This sounds great!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheDiamonds-Chick-letsdontLetMeDownBwHighSign/760TheDiamonds.zip

DALE HAWKINS - Lonely Nights b/w Yea Yea (Class Cutter)

Side B is the choice for me.Great old 50's rock n' roll,with great vocals and humorous lyrics!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/DaleHawkins-LonelyNightsBwYeaYeaclassCutter/759DaleHawkins.zip

WGOD #44 -GODCAST 1992 -Live Remote From Joel's

Touted at the time as the most diverse W.G.O.D. tape yet,Joel's influence on this podcast is far-reaching. Joel,Phil,Vance and I ,pick the songs,and you listen intently.I, as your DJ, let you know what's playing! In 2 parts,as the whole thing would not fit on a disc(if that's your intention).A really good set of great music,all of which is timeless.If you want more of WGOD ,please leave me comments,and I'll try to post more.There are literally hundreds of tapes like this one in the vault.If I had an I-Pod ,WGOD would be on that thing all day,every day!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?z95y42631a69u4q

DICK DALE LIVE! AT THE PYRAMIDS,FT. MYERS,FLORIDA ,2/25/1996

The flyer above is from a show,at a different venue,about a week after I recorded this.Joel and Billy were also there.There is a brief snippet of the opening band(unfotunately,not the Gotohells!),whose name escapes me,but they had girls in the band,and they sucked!We do make a few comments at the top of the recording! the first track of Dick,has a glitch about halfway thru,but after that it's smooth sailing (or ,surfing ,as the case may be!).A funny anecdote about this show: a girl ,standing just in front of us,obviously drunk,was swaying and dancing to Dick and co.,and she peed herself,it leaked on the floor,and she slipped in the pee,and cracked her head! The highlight of the show,and Dick wasn't bad either!If anyone happens to know the track list,if you would kindly put them in the comments box below,for those that need such things!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?b0eqfiqunfshrfw

McRACKINS -Life,Hey Mikey 7" single

To finish off my Easter set,I give you this single from Canada's ,Mcrackins.The a side is an original,but the b side has Cheap Trick's ,"Surrender" ,and Patty Smyth and Scandal's 80's hit ,"The Warrior".Not very Eastery,except for the fact that they dress up like cracked eggs (and dogs?!)
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ajdim0o5x67u2zj

HERE COMES PETER COTTONTAIL - The Mr. Pickwick Players

Another children's Easter record,from 1975,has the classic songs,and some stories,and the last track,"The Ugly Duckling" , is the most depressing story ever commited to a record marketed towards kids. Egg salad and deviled eggs are on the horizon! The back cover gives interesting facts about the holiday.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?u06qlxwz8cvbw0s

THE BIG EASTER EGG HUNT - Holiday Adventures Of The Lollipop Dragon

Happy Easter! This is from a 1971 classroom filmstrip on Singer records.Has all the annoying beeps,when the slide projector would change pictures!Good nostalgia piece.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?bfbbhmjgxfstdkj

ZATH - Zany Anarchy Through Hypnosis

The latest and greatest ,from the duo of tardcore kings! Food Fortunata,of Sockeye,Fossil Fuel,Boy In Love ,more bands ,and CEO of The Wheelchair Full Of Old Men record label,teams up with the blogmaster of this here blog,me, G O D ! for more stupid songs.Great and cruddy covers of Black Flag (Police Story),The Jesus Lizard (Zachariah),Circle Jerks (Coup D'etat),and a cover of a brand new band,Grady Ha Ha (Kicking Brazil Nuts). There is also a cover of an un-recorded Monkety Burps song (Sanford,Son,and Whippets)! Tons of hilarious samples tie all this comedy/schlock/tardcore music together!This band just keeps getting better,with each new release! It's about high time they got some vinyl on the market! Food ? ,Sludgesicle?, Mortville Records? ,someone should commit these guys (for real!), I mean to a 7".And for the first time in ZATH's history,Food does the cover art ,in color! A really good one,everybody Wang Chung tonite! CLICK HERE: https://zath2.bandcamp.com/album/zany-anarchy-through-hypnosis 

MR. FRANK BOTTOM'S JUNK BRIGADE

A new band formed recently by Food,Poopy ,and Scoops (of Boy In Love).Really funny stuff,a cover of Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak" ,a tune called ,"Social Distortion Rules",and other stuff that sounds like a drunken,neo-3 Stooges,melee! I recommend you don't join the army!But if you do,take this disc with you,and kill people while hearing it! War is fun ! Yay!! Tardcore maximus!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Mr.FrankBottomsJunkBrigade/Mr.frankBottomsJunkBrigade.zip 

BEAVERBAG - 25 Great Rock N' Roll Hits !

Yes,25 of the greatest rock songs of all time, covered Anal Cunt style,in a little over a minute and a half! Just fucking lousy shit,noise-laden,horrible ,ear-damaging grindcore! More to come? Give me reviews, and we shall see! Most of these songs,in their actual versions,should never be played on the radio again! If you grew up in the 70's/early 80's, you'll sing along to all these fine tunes! CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/beaverbag-25-great-rock-n-roll-hits 

CAT MACHINE - 39 1/2 E.P.

A 4 song e.p. from Ed J. and Chipmonk.The rest of the band was at work,or something.This was also,I believe,the session which yielded the fine ,"Whippetman" ,a band found elsewhere on this blog.A cople of actual "songs",and a couple of highly experimental tracks.This series picks up again in about a month,on the date of the next tape.This is fun,but not the full line-up.Good for what it is,which is good! CLICK HERE: http://www.mediafire.com/?e1r3rgvckbl8gff

THE OMELETTE EMPORIUM

Yet another new band,recently discovered off the coast of Daytona Beach ,FL. The Paper Cut Guy(pictured above),is an accomplished synthesizer master,and he takes you on a trip thru the outer space in his inner mind.Obscure references to Mayan prophecies and pizza delivery techniques are explored in the song titles.An instrumental outing,keyboard solos,without a beat.Not following the beat of a different drum,there's no drums at all! Just the sweet strains of The Paper Cut Guy at The Omelette Emporium!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/TheOmeletteEmporium/749TheOmeletteEmporium.zip 

THE KILLER SNAILS

A new band,from Florida,with a unique sound.Mr. Lizard Skeleton plays bass guitar,and 2 Dozen Cavities ,plays the keyboards.Mostly instrumental,till the last track,which has singing on it.Most of the titles were pinched and scrabbled from Jimi Hendrix song titles!Really bizarre stuff ,from a couple of damaged youth in the deep South.Plans for a second album are in the works!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/TheKillerSnails/748TheKillerSnails.zip 

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - Volume Five

Even more strangeness,from thrift store findings,and my massive collection of discarded(by others) record albums.Lots of foreign musics this time,as well as the standard children's records,orchestras,spoken word,preachers,and other weirdos,you have come to expect from this series.A wonderful wonderland of unheard musics awaits!! CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-VolumeFive/747SluggishasThriftStore-Vol5.zip 

BLACK METAL CULT - 9

Another amazing black metal compilation,from the record collection of Hans Gudengast.of the band ,Tyrantyr ,in Germany.Artwork by Neil "Foolboy" Fowler. 14 black masterpieces,that are perfect for your next wine and cheese gathering,or just worshipping the dark lord!
 CLICK HERE:   https://archive.org/download/BlackMetalCult-9/746BlackMetalCult-9.zip 

CAT MACHINE - Teen-age Pez-head Punk Rock Spies

One of the most cohesive studio efforts,by the most under-rated,undiscovered,underground,outsider ,cult-bands of all time.Recorded on 4/2/1991,with Ed,Tony,Joel,and Chipmonk,this one has the hits!!Their 39th release ,features the college rock radio hit ,"When The Ape Man Smiles", which ,thru Chipmonk's contacts,managed to garner an audience,when it was played on several college campus radio stations,across the nation,most notably in Wisconsin.Other great compositions here ,include ,"All In The Family" , "Alcoholic Funk" ,and "Backstab" ,all sung by Joel. Chipmonk vocalizes on ,"Lunchbox Sabotage",and "Fly High Flyers" ,while Ed yells on ,"Spontaneously Combusting" , "My Mom's A Facist" and "The Things To Come.And Tony ,besides singing lead on "Ape Man" also kicks in with his crooning on "Gettin' Bent (Big Dead Ass).This is seriously really good! If you haven't heard anything from this year-long series yet ,I would suggest you might start here.This really shows their true talent of getting wasted,and banging out world class punk songs! The title was later appropriated by Sexboy ,for a song title .

CLICK HERE: http://www.mediafire.com/?9a94x7p4op18mvo

SACKTAP - Stupid Is Born Every Second

One of the dumbest bands of all time!  ,there is much to redeem this,their second LP.(The first one, self-titled,is available on this here blog,somewhweres).You have some poetry readings,some of their trademark Jazz/scat numbers,some more episodes of The Bob and Jerry show,parodies of 70's/80's TV commercials,crazy instrumentals that will trip you out (wear headphones!),a drum solo with a fat guy snoring on top of it,and covers of : The Misfits (Brian "Snax" Siders (R.I.P.) on drums and back-up vocals),Motorhead, 7 Seconds, and Black Flag! There are also some terrible songs,that are some of the worst pieces of shit you may ever hear.Or not!Total Tardcore madness!Fuckin'dumb!

CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/Sacktap-StupidIsBornEverySecond/744Sacktap-StupidIsBornEverySecond.zip 

BUTT TOOTH - Tell Your Stupid BUTT TOOTH To SHUT UP !!!!

The dumbest rap trio you've never heard! Unless,of course,you downloaded their first LP ,"Cheddar Cheese Steak" ,located elsewhere,on this here blog!.MC Jed(Copkillr),MC Jug(Racemixr),and MC Reverend Raj,with a special word from MC Iggy!They do raps of 4 Cat Machine songs!The first and last tracks are their truest studio output!Lots of stoned,drunk,trippin stuff,not really rap,but a blitzed out version of the origins of rap.Sermons,stories,jokes,blues tunes,weirdo samples,and more strangeness.Truly tard-rap,tardcore to the max! CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/ButtTooth-TellYourStupidButtToothToShutUp/743ButtTooth-TellYourStupidButtToothToShutUp.zip