D D T-broken toy

These guys,from Atlanta ,GA.,1984 are like posi-core,maybe 7 Seconds or Minor Threat meets like Black Flag .Pretty cool,some h/c moments,for sure.Here's a link to their myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/ddtatlanta
and here's a link to the download:
https://archive.org/download/DDT-brokenToy/347Ddt.zip

THE FACTION-dark room

Skate rock band from north CA. circa 82-85.Pro skater Steve Caballero,plays guitar on this,and the whole band skates hard."Let's Go Get Cokes",is one of my faves from this 6-song 12" Can't find it on the web,but here's a link to more info:
http://www.skatepunk.net/bandpages/faction/
for the download link,click here:
https://archive.org/download/TheFaction-darkRoom/346TheFaction.zip

THE LETTUCE VULTURES-....are making popular music

the most prolific artist of our time ,food fortunata,is back with the newest in new!this guy puts out a new release like everytime he wakes up!continuing on the tardcore trail,great tunes like,"altar of sam walton","welcome to michigan",and "puke on a zoo",this is poised to humor you!not to take away from this,but you really should hear ZATH (zinc ape toilet hangers),a conglomeration of food and myself,making fools of ourselves,and laughing all the way to the liquor store! look for it on this blog.art by lonnie berg.
DOWNLOAD LINK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?nfxkl1nne25

BOY DIRT CAR-the last words of a dying man-live without a body-1983-87

this is hard to find on the web!on rrrecords,home of experimental and noise bands.some of these guys were in die kreuzen,and other bands from that scene.this is a document of live recordings from,l.a.,wi.,ill.mt.,wa.,and tx.,spanning five years.kinda sounding like an american cousin of einsturzende neubauten,this is noise that most won't like.but it fits right in this blog,which is full of experimental weirdness.their influence can be heard in dozens of industrial bands,even today's noise mongers.do yourself a favor,and give this a spin!thanks,jamie hake!

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?znzkuwyrnq4

LCXME-Lee County eXperimental Music Ensemble-Live! June 16th,1995

tony,joel,vance,and myself,on a fine summer day,in crime manor,regurgitating free-form jazz,filtered thru the minds and hands of freaks!the idea was for us to get an art grant,but it never panned out.we still carried on,and even played a few jazz fests in the area.this tape was lost and the tape was broken,so repair was needed!also uncovered a noisekillr chestnut,which will be included on his next release!anyway,this is boys having fun,entertaining themselves,a band with an audience of ourselves.enjoy the instrumental onslaught,don't be scared,it's rather listenable in this day and age.as usual,way ahead of the times!

CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/Lcxme-leeCountyExperimentalMusicEnsemble-liveJune16th1995/343Lcxme-6-16-95.zip 

FOSSIL FUEL-fuck off!

more joy than you can pack in your earholes!this is one of the best fossil fuel tapes ever!has a donna summer cover!and great musings on,crap cans,nyquil,no smoking signs,gilbert grape,kevin seconds,beer ,lampshades,condoms,and amongst other things,how james monroe invented punk!just food and poopy and the punk rock drum beat maker.get ready to laugh til you pee yourself!one of my top ten favorite releases from wcfoom.extreme tardcore!

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?mcz232wmzoz

HIS MASTER'S VOICE

this is a compilation of rrrecords bands,doing elvis covers,and it's pretty good!only 200 copies made,it's rare,haven't seen it posted.the king himself is on here,with some of his best work ever!from lowell,MA,run by ron lessard,one of the first u.s. labels to feature experimental/noise/electronics.also included are 2 bonus tracks which were submitted at the time this comp was being put together,by charles rice goff III and killr "mark"kaswan,and were rejected,making it all the more obscure.elvis fans(and industrial fans) ,rejoice! no cover for this tape,i did the art,thanks!
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?1rkdnngwkdm
BONUS TRACKS HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?mhhyyljdwlo

THE WEASELS

beat her with a rake/i'm the commander 7" from siamese records,1978.these guys existed in the same time and space as the runaways,imperial dogs,berlin brats,and others of the era in post glam l.a. and even got their friends,van halen to open for them more than once.this was a hit on kroq at the time,and both sides have violent lyrics,and crossover punk/metal style,long before it actually was thought to have begun.the closest comparison i can make is,the child molesters,found on this blog.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?rqeqymzzmqy

FROM THE EERIE SHORE

this is a scene report from cleveland,ohio 1989.14 bands play a song or two,and many styles of alt/punk are heard.one band has jim jones,of pere ubu fame,in it's ranks.stange and sometimes wacky,you've probably never heard of any of these bands.not as weird as wcfoom or sluggisha,but they tried.lots of notes and pics in zip.on synthetic records/jim clevo

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?ujihj3nkeyn

STRAIGHT YOUTH-together we can do it!

That title sounds like something from the Obama camp,only from 1990,Miami.Kinda like a parody/tribute to straight-edge,much like Crucial Youth.This trio plays great tunes,hardcore lyrics,and some humorous bits.Lots of funny notes and pics in zip.Shoulda stuck it out for at least one more single.Almost coulda been the next Youth of Today. 4 And A Half Fingers Records,thanks Emil !!
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/StraightYouth-togetherWeCanDoIt/338StraightYouth.zip

THE HUMAN ODDITIES-the earth will shake!

This 7 piece from Miami,early nineties,has the classic male/female vocals,found in such great bands as X,or Blatz,but not the rockabilly sound of the former,or the hardcore stylings of the latter.They sing about(in this order),the Frankenstein monster,drinking alcohol,Henry Lee Lucas,the Loch Ness Monster,(with a chord progression lifted from the Child Molester's tune,"Wholesale Murder"),Big foot,Blackbeard the pirate,and finally Ishi,an indian brave.Very diverse,one tune has sax,reminiscent of X-Ray Spex.This is actually 2 seven inch singles.Their first single was pressed with the labels on the wrong sides,so they got it free ,and passed it on for free ,along with their 2nd single.Good stuff!From Emil on 4 And a Half Fingers Records.1992 .Comic strips,notes,pics,and lyrics in zip!
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/TheHumanOddities-theEarthWillShake/337TheHumanOddities.zip

CAVITY

This quartet from Miami ,takes the Melvins,and G-anx,and Black Sabbath'(and Black Flag,"My War",side 2),and confirms it as the Cavity sound.Loud,metallic shards of feedback and growled vocals,and a penchant for heavy breakdowns,this is any metal head's wet dream!On my friend Emil's 4 And a Half Record label,outta Miami.From 1992

CLICK HERE FOR LINK:

https://archive.org/download/Cavity-7Inch/336Cavity.zip

YBORATIT/COUNT JERKULA-split

two great black metal bands ,from florida.first up,yboratit,straight on the heels of the gasparilla festivities,and hailing from ybor city,tampa.lord gasparilla on vocals,scralph the pirate on guitars,and xipper xapper on drums,with a low-fi black metal assault,no-one like them in the tardcore bm world!next from greece,by way of tarpon springs sponge docks,it's christo christophoulas,a/k/a,count jerkula.taking a doomy keyboard sound,and making it his own,his ramblings about the state of things,will make you bust a gut!fine,fine,lo-fi tardcore black metal bands,both!more to come?let's hope so!

CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/yboratit-count-jerkula-split 

THE MONKETY BURPS-slaughter in my school today(new version)

yes,the hit off the second monkety burps album(tahiti treaty) was such a rousing success,that the song was re-recorded,in this all-new version,to bring the vocals and lyrics to the fore.a great single,now made better,for radio play.miley cyrus fans will probably hate this,but it's tardcore,whaddaya want?

CLICK HERE:

https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/slaughter-in-my-school-today-remix-single 

SOCKEYE/PUNKU BOI-split

this is some rare sockeye,not found anywhere else,with songs you may never have heard.punku boi is a japanese chap,who attacks with his bass-axe,bringing you the previously unheard genre of dust-punk to the sluggisha cannon.this is great!if you love sockeye,you should hear this.if you never heard dust-punk,here it is!on lost frog productions,from japan.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?izyczgi4bj5

NOISEKILLR-i don't see no broccoli!!!!

after a break of more than 15 years,he is BACK!noisekillr is here with an all-new for 2010 release.some ambient moments but mostly whippet-core ,the stuff trips are made of!NOW! with a sense of humor,judging by the titles of the pieces on this thing.i won't tell ya any tho',just download it,you know you want to!please come back and leave comments,many,many comments!!!!!!! spurred back into action by the recent,"sloprizer" post!thanks,food!
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/Noisekillr-iDontSeeNoBroccoli/332Noisekillr-iDontSeeNoBroccoli2010.zip/ 

CHOCOLATE BABIES

just got this in the mail today from this band in disko,greenland.total tardcore,the gospel spreads far and wide!songs about life in greenland,toothpicks are mentioned frequently,popeye,martha stewart,and robots all figure prominently into the lyrical content,as well as polar bears,kruupik kleist(the prime minister of greenland),greenland pride,and other snowy,cold things.this is their first album and the people behind this are:green plopper-vocals,tricky rick-kazoo and harmonica,ess gee-all music,and granma jane-drums and backing vocals.very stupid stuff here folks.if you like anything on this blog,chances are you'll like this too!chocolate babies are greenland tards!

CLICK HERE:  https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/chocolate-babies 

YOBEL WEENEL-plurple gluhooey

the latest offering from the zombie band known as yobel weenel!13 tracks of absolute sound!if you are at all into the boredoms,butthole surfers,caroliner rainbow,the residents,germain hubert ales,or others of that ilk,this is right up your alley!great stuff from me and my sons 8 and 11.also check out the first video from this album(based on the i like turtles zombie kid on you tube)!total avant-garde free-form spazzle!if you download anything this year,make sure you grab this!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/YobelWeenel-plurpleGluhooey/330YobelWeenel-plurpleGluhooey.zip

LETTUCE VULTURES-Joe Hill

This is Food covering some Joe Hill songs,as well as a 76% Uncertain number,and some trademark Lettuce Vultures ditties.Great stuff here,Food's Joe Hill covers are charming.This is something you shouldn't miss along with the Joe Glazer post below this.Joe Hill has been covered by mostly lame-o's in the past,but between Joe Glazer and the Lettuce Vultures ,this is all you need(besides the originals) lyrics and notes in zip.
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/LettuceVultures-joeHill/329wc464_wccdr136LettuceVultures-JoeHill.zip

JOE GLAZER-the songs of Joe Hill

This is great folk music from a labor activist and member of the Industrial Workers of the World(IWW),Joe Hill.as performed by Joe Glazer,on Folkways Records,1954.Great working class tunes,Food Fortunata says,"Perfecto! I'm now listening to Joe Glazer singing the songs of Joe Hill...would you post this on your blog? It's folk music, but more anarchy than punk for fucking sure!I bought a 10 in. ep of it. released in 1954. Joe Hill is a personal hero of mine.I'll send you a copy,if you're interested. I've covered many of this guy's songs. Framed by the gov't and executed in the early 1900's. what a man!" for more info on Joe Hill check here:http://www.joehill.org/ and here:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Hill
for download,CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/JoeGlazer-theSongsOfJoeHill/328JoeGlazer-theSongsOfJoeHill.zip

ZATH-Zinc Ape Toilet Hangers

This is the pinnacle of the tardcore scene!Brand new band for 2010,with Food Fortunata,and myself,G O D,with a sound reminiscent of early Doobie Brothers!Don't get scared,I'm kidding!I sent Food some music and he sang on it,Food sent me music ,I sang on it,and we smashed it together for this release.Alcohol was involved.I e-mailed Food a couple words(ape hangers),he e-mailed me(zinc toilet)and we smashed that together as well!This will be an ongoing project,the letters will be an anagram,and have new meaning with each release!22 tracks of zippity dippity fun!vive' le ZATH!Finally a meeting of the kings of tardcore's main movers and shakers.Sluggisha meets Wheelchair!also available thru wcfoom records and tapes and cd thingys.out now!download  here!with a couple semi-T.Rex covers.
CLICK HERE: https://zath2.bandcamp.com/album/z-a-t-h-zinc-ape-toilet-hangers 

SLOPRIZER-a collaboration of slop cake and mixturizer-complete recordings

A nice noise band from Food Fortunata(Slop Cake)and Manuel M. Cubas(Mixturizer) from 2007.Lotsa noise and stuff,Some also titled in spanish(Manuel is from Spain)and some hilarious titles as well as some serious ones.Compiled from 2 Sloprizer releases.the last 2 tracks have never been released until now!Check out Manuel at ronfrecords.com,for more Mixturizer,check Food at wcfoom for more Slop Cake.This will make you drunk without drinking.Could kill small children or pets! Notes and junk in zip.A mail collaboration.Track 13 includes texts from Joseph Conrad's book,"An Outpost Of Progress". Dense atmospheric ambient soundscapes,sparse electronic treatments,and downright retched noise from this duo!
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/Sloprizer-aCollaborationOfSlopCakeAndMixturizer-completeRecordings/326Sloprizer-completeRecordings.zip

THE MONKETY BURPS-tahiti treaty

yes ,fart douche wasabi is back in full force,with this his second release.based on the studies of redd foxx and tahitian treat soda,this is a tardcore mess!one track did not record and it was a big part of this cdr."reddy foxxy",for some reason was not captured on this recording,but will make it to the next.other topics include,cats changing place with people,burl ives and flobby,priesty priests,thick necked pigs,and other dementedness.also the last track is a cover of miley cyrus'"party in the usa",with new,and better lyrics.and a new title.please download this and give me feedback in the comments box!freshly recorded tonite!pic of equipment i used to record this monstrosity,in zip.almost forgot to mention,i recorded this in my bathroom!

CLICK HERE:

https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/tahiti-treaty 

UNCUT- 10

it's now 2010,and the first posting of the year is UNCUT 10.more broken record mantras,from an escaped lunatic who loves destroying ,playing,and recording old vinyl records.each "cut" is an "uncut",just a snippet sample of one part of a song ,repeatedly played.in some cases ,you'll hear more than one sample on an uncut.as is the case with the second half of this release,an extendo remix version of an uncut from #9,"desperate psychedelic flashback 60's acid mole gravel stomp(all my acid head friends are coming over tonight!)",an exploration of the beach boys covering,"louie,louie",and sounds like the soundtrack to a tripping party!the first half features,kiss,aerosmith,burl ives,hip-hop breakdance beats,as well as the beach boys ,and more!
lots of great uncuts here,and a few more to come,the tapes are numbered to # 14!please some rappers out there ,use my samples,and kick me back some $$,and possibly some work!thanks!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?hkymmdgo0dz

G-ANX-out of reach-7"

From Sweden,on Noise Pollution,this is G-anx.like a much better Metallica,very thrashy and metal.Vocals make Hetfield sound like a pussy.Has those mellow ,nice,guitar intros,that let loose into a barrage of noise.Pretty cool!
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/G-anx-outOfReach-7/323Ganx.zip

THE MANACLED

A fine 7" single ,with Rich Trash on vox,the guitarist from Citizen's Arrest,and some folks from Team Dresch,and Born Against.Real hard punk rock,this is the shit!1992 on Veriform.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheManacled/322Manacled.zip 

POWER TRIP-don't pet me ,i'm working

Attention all fans of Operation Ivy!And ska in general!This is not the Jeff Dahl band(note the space between the words of the group's name)this is OPIV worship of the highest order!Some tracks sound like out-takes from an OPIV album!A 5-piece from New York,caught up in the glut of 3rd or 4th wave ska,from 1991,on Round Flat Records.
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/PowerTrip-dontPetMeimWorking/321PowerTrip-DontPetMeImWorking.zip

POWERTRIP-when we cut ,we bleed

Titled after a line from "Shutdown",by the Germs,this is one of Jeff Dahl's numerous many projects,kinda crossover ,punk/hardcore/metal.with a Stooges cover,natch.Someone out there keeps searching for this,so I figured i'd post it.Haven't seen it nowhere else.Enjoy

CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/Powertrip-whenWeCutweBleed/320Powertrip-WhenWeCutWeBleedLp.zip

UNCUT- #8

the eighth release from the psycho record killer,the vinyl wrecking bandit,the foolhardy foolboy,the mantra making master,the king of broken records,skip to my lou my darling!this is uncut again,and now we have caught up to number 9(a concept uncut album,posted before any of the rest of the series)so next up will be#10.lots of breakdance,hip-hop,some kiss,the cars,some old timey singers,some fire dept stuff,surf punks,a kids record,and more are explored in the unique uncut style.uncut to infinity!!!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?kmjefwzhg55

IGGY POP-live7/4/88

7" live boot single,the passenger,shake appeal,and 1/2 of 1969,are the songs,nuff said!

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?jtnczdzjjyy

SOME VICTORIAN SHOE

this is jamie and mason again,this time with jason walden,in an extremely lo-fi setting,you hafta crank it loud ,and listen hard,for some little blips and bleeps,and voices ,and instruments of noise,that form into some sort of semblance of song-forms.almost reminiscent of some of ,make it stop,or possibly the germain hubert ales,i posted a few days ago.pretty cool,if you can hear it.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ozyzm4tzwim

ANTI-SOBER SOCIETY-substance abuse

A.S.S. is jamie and mason,with a tribute to asseater,tho' it sounds nothing like that band.no titles,but there is a song called,"stairway to heaven"(not the zep song),that's dedicated to me.first coupla tunes are feedback laden amphetemine-reptile style noise/grunge.then things get decidedly lo-fi,more-so than usual.you need to crank it to hear some fine little ditties,sounds like they're wasted!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?mdtrmxoxegq

GERMAIN HUBERT ALES-mini 33 tours

This is some really weird french dudes,like trippin'or something.I kinda hear the Residents a bit,but it's more than that.Little blips and electronics,as well as guitars and vocals.Very avant-garde and experimental.A treat for your ears!Haven't seen this posted.From Leo.Recorded in 1982.Man,those guys look strange!

CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/GermainHubertAles-mini33Tours/315GermainHubertAles.zip 

3 OF A KIND-LEADBELLY,JOSH WHITE,BIG BILL BROONZY

this is a collection of old blues singers,doing their thing.from leo's collection,man i heard a lot of music i never would have,if not for him.this is the real blues,not same lame white guys ,going thru the motions.i have more stuff like this too,if anyone's hearing me!couldn't find it on the web.

CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?2dkwj2z2xdm

FOOD FORTUNATA-deliver me from intelligence

a brand new solo outing by my pal,food.this guy is the king of tardcore,and proves it with such ditties as,"crappy at life",and "bowling all the time".hot off the presses,and steaming like a fresh turd,this is life-affirming!bringin the noise!from the official home of wheelchair full of old men records and tapes on the web,sluggisha!

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?izzlz23jylj

THE LETTUCE VULTURES-health care debate!

the very newest thing from the lettuce vultures.food sent it ,i got it today!carrying on with more ridiculosties to twingle with your brain."poop in my backpack",and "burrito of bullshit",hit a chord with me!and hang around for the last track,the epic,"the utah terrific !",which concerns a ball of fruit flies.stupid fun for all!

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?wjenmz1mgem

THE MONKETY BURPS-centipede on my christmas tree

named after a poops song,and recorded freshly tonite!this is fart douche wasabi,on all vocals and music,and apprpriations of music.their debut album,and it's an xmas album.great fun and a gun club cover!really stupid songs about xmas,i tried to be more dumb than my friend,food fortunata.tell me if i succeded!new non-xmas tunes coming soon!tardcore maximus!

CLICK HERE: https://sluggishasxmastravaganza.bandcamp.com/album/the-monkety-burps-centipede-on-my-christmas-tree 

WHAT WENT WRONG-everything and anything

a great unheard quartet from the brain fried region of tuscon,az.the intro tape manipulations are more effective with the cassette.just fine rockin' tunes and weird experimental stuff mixed in.the second half gets more adventurous and instrumental.the band is:gob awful-bass,michael henderson-guitar/vocals,melvin beastly-vocals/keys,and rat shit-drums/keys/guitars/vocals.from the glorious year of 1989,this is a classic ,20 years old!hopefully joel will give more info in the comments,as this came from his astounding collection of rarely heard bands.thanks joel!P.S.the original tape had no cover,just track lists.alt-punk,almost always reminds me of sluggisha's own cat machine and myopia,at various points.

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?mxnmqmwkgnw

BOY IN LOVE-oh,t.v. how do i love thee?let me count the ways.channel 3,channel 5,channel 8....

this is more of that trademarked boy in love sound,still before the big move to electrified rock.(ala t.rex)has some hilarious spoken bits,the nbc theme,re-dos of coins,and bean bag chairs,and more tardcore fun.this is head expanding!

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?mfn1zytxji4

BOY IN LOVE-but mama,i love him/ pracise make perfec

this is the first two boy in love releases ever!from1988 and 1989!on one disc!more fun tardcore stylings from food fortunata at wheelchair records.classic hick/punk rock sounds and goofy lyrics,make this a great beginning to a long career for boy in love.lots of acousticky country/folk guitar,later on they went more electric and loud rock.i'll post that soon.contains embroyonic versions of tunes that later became classics in their remade versions.covers of crass and creedence clearwater revival.

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?yujqjnzzywd

THE POOPS-dumpster of fun

this is ,as the title implies,fun,in a word.probably my favorite release from the poops,slightly different music style,not so much of the cocktail glass percussion,tho it does make a few appearances,this made me laugh all the way thru.true tardcore with a remake of old macdonald had a farm,and monkety burps,and grandplops,and more humorous stuff.from food at wheelchair.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?eeooqzzjyqk

THE LETTUCE VULTURES-this is it

a 2007 release from the vultures.food really done it this time!try this on for size!

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?olmbdlmyjtd

THE LETTUCE VULTURES-patrick

what's up with peoples names for album titles? i dunno.more wackiness from wheelchair and my friend food.this will make your eyes bleed puke buckets of marshmallowey goodness!

CLICK HERE:

http://www.mediafire.com/?2zmtwzyzzgz

THE LETTUCE VULTURES-cliff

from the people who brought you sockeye and a million other tardcore hit makers,this is early lettuce vultures.food fortunata has been keeping a steady diet of tardcore,from his wheelchair label,flowing into my mailbox.this is like if sockeye grew up,just a little,and got more commercial,if that's possible.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?2fwmgwdd2wm