SLUGGISHA PRESENTS : MUSIC TO WRAP,(UNWRAP, OR RETURN), XMAS GIFTS TO

THE BIGGEST,AND BEST,AND MOST DIVERSE CHRISTMAS MUSIC COMPILATION YOU WILL EVER HEAR!! I was going to title this MUSIC TO WRAP XMAS GIFTS TO,then I was ,in reality,doing so,and decided to re-name it,MUSIC TO UNWRAP XMAS GIFTS TO,then I was actually doing that,so I have now added RETURN,to the title,and it is a multi-tasking xmas compilation,as of now!There are many of my favorite xmas tunes here,all genres,from punk to metal,disco to standards,jazz to country,death metal to children's records,preachers to no-wave,reggae/ska to comedy,and more!Some Sluggisha stuff ,is also in the mix,this was rushed together ,at the last minute,I have enough stuff for at least 10-20 volumes more of this,you will see maybe next xmas!Merry Xmas! G O D .
in two parts!!!
CLICK HERE  https://archive.org/download/SluggishaPresentsMusicToWrapunwrapOrReturnXmasGiftsTo/567SluggishaPresents-musicToWrapXmasGiftsTo.zip 

SLUGGISHA'S XMAS-STRAVAGANZA II -2010

10 All new Christmas tunes for the 2010 holiday season!A newly recorded version of THE MONKETY BURPS,"Santa's Balls Hurt",which is a cover of the GUN CLUB's ,"Sex Beat",with xmas lyrics about Santa holding his pee on his long journey on xmas eve.YOBEL WEENEL,which is me and my kids,do a "Chrismis Medlee",there's rap/hip-hop from MC KING CORNDOG & DJ BLUE JELLO and GRUZZLEHAWK ARMY(me and the kids again).There's a blues tune from Stanky Frankie of PART-TIME CRIPPLE, PIL (PRIESTS INJURE LIVES)kick in with a cover of PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED's,"Religion",to the tune of ,"Oh ,Come All Ye Faithful".My kids and I also collaborated on CRAPMASTER,with "Undead Santa",and there's some good ol' tardcore from,THE BLOOD RED OSCARS,and from Wheelchair,BANANA TWINS and BEAVUE CLEAVUE!This is one of the finest xmas comps,since last year's xmas-stravaganza!
CLICK HERE:  https://sluggishasxmastravaganza.bandcamp.com/album/sluggishas-xmastravaganza-2-2010 

ZATH - Zither Away The Holidays

Just in time to bring you Christmas cheer,here's Food Fortunata (of Sockeye,and Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records,WCFOOM),and the proprietor of this here blog,G O D,with their latest release,Zither Away The Holidays.There are covers of classic xmas songs like,"We Three Kings","God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen","Santa Dog"(a Residents cover),"Santa Entering From The Rear"(Feederz/Fossil Fuel cover),amongst others.There's even a cover of the Angry Samoans,"Right Side Of My Mind".Some punk rock stars are even song subjects.Check out,"Adam Ant's Christmas,1977",or "Nick Cave's Xmas Carol(Christmas Wreath Toilet Seat/Sometimes Santa Heads Must Burn)",and "GG The Scumfuc Reindeer",for proof!There are also songs about: a priest wearing a mistletoe belt buckle,xmas suicide,cookie monster,growing a christmas tree shaped beard,jesus,santa claus buttfucking charlie brown,and more!And check out that fine colored pencil artwork by Food!It's full of Xmas magic!Sure to be the highlight of your 2010 Christmas season.The best xmas album of the year!You heard it here ,first! LEAVE COMMENTS,PLEASE!!!AND MERRY ZATHMAS TO ALL!!!!!!!!
CLICK HERE:   https://zath2.bandcamp.com/album/zither-away-the-holidays 

CAT MACHINE - A Fuck You Christmas With Frank

This is from a portion of Cat Machine's Christmas album,"Poolside Yuletide"(found elsewhere on this blog!),which was unreleased.The Machine,croons and plays,along to Frank Sinatra's ,"A Jolly Christmas From Frank Sinatra",album ,and it is an absolute blasphemy,what those boys ,did to these tunes!Funny,with extreme jamming of instruments.Ed,Tony,and Joel,with special guests,Sean Sommers,and Brian Siders.12/18/1990
CLICK HERE:  https://sluggishasxmastravaganza.bandcamp.com/album/cat-machine-a-fuck-you-christmas-with-frank

LETTUCE VULTURES-Happy Holidaze From The Lettuce Vultures

A silent night it is not,as Food Fortunata,rages ,with great volume,about the stupidity and despair,found during the holiday season.As you can see from the titles listed above,a number of xmas problems are addressed.Very cool thing to hear around this time of year.For more xmas related shit,be sure to check last year's archive.ZATH -Zither Away The Holidays,the latest from Food and ,yours truly,G O D ,will be posted soon,last second tweakings going on.
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/LettuceVultures-happyHolidazeFromTheLettuceVultures/563HappyHolidazeFromTheLettuceVultures.zip

Hanna -Barbera/Burger King Presents -A Christmas Sing-A-Long

A free giveaway cassette tape,xmas 1989,at Burger King.They were both pimpin' for your business,be it burgers,or a collection of Hanna-Barbers xmas videos,from which the songs on this were taken.In the zip there's a poster,the flip is a coloring/lyric sheet.Trad. version of ,Deck The Halls,with a funky/gospel ,almost James Brown -like, The Night Before Christmas.The best part is Fred Flintstone,announcing the tunes,and the couplet of 2 second advertisements,at the tail-end.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?hoahl50idxhnafc

CAT MACHINE - Suburban Carambola

Ed,Joel,And Tony,are in full force here,with special guests,Billy Drake,And Shane Carwile.The best versions of," Are These Our Children" ,and a few new tunes,at this session,"Vexed",and "Video Christ",all of which were live staples.Another cover of Pink Floyd's ,"The Nile Song" , also a funny number ends off side one ,"Jelly Bull On The Side Of A Muddy Mountain".An early version of "Theme Of Milo & Otis",from the film soundtrack,appears here,only to be re-done,10 tapes down the road,when Billy actually figured out how to play the full song!Another version of,"Queen Turd Of Shit Hill",surfaces,and there are some of our most crude lyrics on,"Roughly Speaking",and "My Encyclopedia Of Bad Taste".The version of,"Rapist With Aids",on this document,is positively hardcore!Ending with another,"everyone read something different ,at the same time",type of numbers,entitled,"The Real Garbage".There are a wealth of swell songs on this one,part of the continuing ,year-long series,where I will be posting everything ever recorded by these underground legends!This is from 12/15/1990,live ,straight to boom box,or ,"suburb blaster",(which is more fitting,due to album title,and the fact that we were in the suburbs!),at Cat Machine house.Be sure to get both parts of this phenomenal release!
CLICK HERE-PART ONE :http://www.mediafire.com/?okigqnkmxz3fqig
CLICK HERE-PART TWO:http://www.mediafire.com/?u4nxyaoxs0nq0nk

TALES FROM ESTRUS -Volume 3

A great 7" comp of garage/punk/psych and an awesome comic book in the zip.Nice packaging here,and fine songs you'll want to keep playing,again,and again!I think all these tunes are exclusive to this slab.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TalesFromEstrus-volume3/560TalesFromEstrus-volume3.zip

UNCLE NAKED AND THE MYSTERY PRIESTS - A Filthy Guide To Love And Pleasure

Here's the latest from the boys in the Residents Of Mortville camp. Two 15-18 minute songs,of no-wavey noise,from No More 60's Records.The shot above is from a live shoW.Perhaps the boys could elaborate on this band more,in the comments box!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?93z05q50tmf3qed

THE KILLER KONA BUDS - Smokin'

A local Tampa Bay/St. Petersburg band,from 1996.Some originals,but mainly spoofs of:AC/DC's "Back In Black",done here as if O.J. Simpson was singing,"O.J.'s Back",Ted Nugent's,"Cat Scratch Fever",heard here as,"Scratch That Beaver",The Presidents Of America's,"Lump",which becomes,"Plump",in these guys hands,and my fave,Black Sabbath's,"War Pigs",spoofed as,"Bar-b-q-Pigs",all about that backyard grillin' cook-out!After the last track,there are a few hidden tracks,one a little skit,the other a cover of "The Hokey Pokey".Real dumb,almost tard-metal,probably a bored bar band,making up new lyrics to songs they've played for years!Despite the cover art,these fellas sound nothing at all like Insane Clown Posse.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?8imq84714xr8acm

THE WALLER FAMILY- Sweet Disco Daddy

Another unknown group,lays down a funky disco groove,in 1977 (no Elvis,Beatles,or The Rolling Stones!)
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheWallerFamily-SweetDiscoDaddy/557TheWallerFamily.zip

UNIVERSAL ROBOT BAND -Dance And Shake Your Tambourine

Here's a disco hit from 1976,from an unknown group.Funky disco grooves,man
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/UniversalRobotBand-danceAndShakeYourTambourine/556UniversalRobotBand.zip 

CAT MACHINE - The Racket

Simply put,this is the noisiest tape,Cat Machine ever recorded.Ed,Joel,Tony,and special guests,Billy Drake,Ryan(observer),and a real drum set!Recorded 12/11/90,in the front living room at Cat Machine house,it is raucous raccoon,recommended to those who like noise and industrial!There are more versions of ,"Queen Turd",&"Crazy Mary",and 1st versions of the songs,"Vexed","Tradgedy Museum","Are These Our Children",and more,that show up on the next tape,and some became live staples!As a matter of fact 8 of these songs,re-appear,albeit in different versions,on the next release.Very loud,and fun!"I Hate Vacuums",later became a 6th St. Muntus hit! In 2 parts,get both!
CLICK HERE PART ONE:http://www.mediafire.com/?gaqvn9wt74ts4e0
CLICK HERE PART TWO:http://www.mediafire.com/?j8sxq3c6f899939

INEPT - Straight Outta The Dumpster

Real crusty anarcho-punks ,here!From North Carolina,on A-Team Records.This quintet,has a boy and a girl lead vocals.There is a Doom cover!The guy on the cover ,with liberty spikes and a Germs t-shirt,is totally me back in the 80s-90's.Also you now have a tune to add to your yearly "4th Of July" comp.with a lead-off tune of the same name.Don't forget,"Always Push Back"!this shit should have you starting a pit in your living room! A real Ashey-pleaser!,come get it Chris Macdonald!!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Inept-StraightOuttaTheDumpster/554Inept-straightOuttaTheDumpster.zip

APPLEKORE -Good Things Come To Those Enraged

From CA. in 1993 on Signal Sound System Records.You would think by the name,and song titles,this would be a hardcore punk single.Instead you get crusty rap/metal,with punk moments.I know someone out there has been looking for this,which is why you see it here.Nuff said!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Applekore-goodThingsComeToThoseEnraged/553Applekore.zip

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN -volumes 1 and 2

Just a few comps I put together in the midst of 20 degree weather,(I live in Florida!),consisting of covers of the Xmas chestnut,"Frosty The Snowman".You'll hear punk,rock n' roll,country,rap,ska,contemporary,oldies,cartoon,chipmunks and all the chipmunk rip-offs,a spoof of The Gorillaz,"Clint Eastwood",here by Chillaz,"Clint Frostwood",alternative,celebrities,adult themed,weird,Sluggisha artists,and more! 71 versions in all,I know there's lots more,send 'em in to me for volume 3!! & 4!!!

CLICK HERE FOR VOL 1: https://archive.org/download/FrostyTheSnowmanvolumes12/Vol1.zip 

CLICK HERE FOR VOL. 2 : https://archive.org/download/FrostyTheSnowmanvolumes12/Vol2.zip 

CAT MACHINE-Tops In Our Field

This tape was Ed,Joel,Tony,and special guest,Billy Drake.Awesome,as usual,the song,"Let Me Be Your Soybean Buddy",is where the name "Sluggisha",was derived from.There is also a swell cover of Pink Floyd's ,"The Nile Song",as well as Tony's hit number,"Yesterday's Bourbon On My Shoes".Joel surprisingly ,does lots of vocalizing on this one."Supernatural Hoax" ,is another one of those"everybody read aloud at the same time",type of numbers,we were famed for.There is also a discussion about flashbacks.Part of the year-long Cat Machine masters series.In 2 parts!
CLICK HERE PART ONE:http://www.mediafire.com/?4kjpok29o8g22oy

CLICK HERE PART TWO: http://www.mediafire.com/?o76f4eqzvqn6872

CLAWHAMMER-Double Pac Whack Attack

Another treasure,saved from Joel's record purging,This Ca. band does four covers of:Patti Smith,Devo,Pere Ubu,and Eno/Fripp,on two 7 inch slabs.Great drunken vocals,and suitably noisy music.Thanks Joel!Sympathy For The Record Industry,1990,art by Savage Pencil
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Clawhammer-doublePacWhackAttack/550Clawhammer-doublePacWhackAttack.zip

OW,QUIT IT!-VOL. 2

A double 7" comp. of lo-fi acoustic,and lo-fi spacey stuff.You can see the talent listed here,and should know what to expect.I don't think you can find these tracks on other releases.Some of this sounds as if the record is dragging,but it's the way it should sound.Volvolo Records.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/OwquitIt-vol.2/549OwquitIt-vol2.zip

NAR -Holiday Routine

Fun,pop-punk from Ca.One of the guys in this band,is part of Moo-La-La records,and "Holiday Routine",is a great song,even if you hate pop-punk!Every copy of this single ,had a different kind of wrapping paper,so every single is one-of-a-kind.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Nar-holidayRoutine/548Nar-holidayRoutine.zip

CRENT

Fuckin' extreme maximum weirdness from these Aussie blokes.Side a is almost Chrome-like,while side b ("F.S.W." ,you'll find out what the letters stand for when you hear it!) ,is near hardcore velocity.1990 on Waterfront records
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/CRENT/547Crent.zip