Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

OUAOUARON - Demo #1

A short piece from a new project by Jeremiah. Weird gloopy ,slowed down stuff ,that is reminiscent of the band , Quaalude. Baconnaise recently did a split tape with Ouaouaron ,and it's available thru me and/or Lady Anthropophagus Unincorporated ,for like $3. It's a swell recording ,and only 25 were minted! Let me know if you wanna jump on that ,as it will not be posted till all are sold. This demo is what it sounds like inside your body ,when you're drunk ,and on the edge of wobbly puking! Or a bullfrog.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Ouaouaron-Demo1/Ouaouaron-Demo1.zip

Sunday, October 9, 2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - The Highway Is Your Girlfriend



Back-to back tapes on Oct. 8 ,1991! Between 5:30 and & 7:30 a.m. we did this tape covering Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers ,"Roadrunner" ,an ode to a "Chinese Marlo Thomas" ,and we watched and commented on the Ren & Stimpy episode ,"Marooned"! 3 tracks of fun , about 24 minutes into "Marooned" ,Ed blows chunks ,as Joel & Chipmonk giggle like school girls! This is one of the funnest tapes we ever did ,maybe more fun to make than for you to hear,but then again ,maybe not! We were ripped & wasted! Good times!!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?gk6h60d8n56me39

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

KAAGOOTAABAA - Pluto



He's back again! This time with several covers of GG Allin (in honor of his birthday) along with some swell original tunes,and a 16 minute medley of songs,both covers and originals (including a topical number about hurricane Irene!) ,for a full 10 tracks of the madness that only Kaagootaabaa can weave.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?z16v152910r8r1m

Saturday, August 13, 2011

KAAGOOTAABAA - This Is World And It Shall Stay This Way You Fuckin' Pig !



John ,or ,Kaagootaabaa , as he is sometimes referred to , is back with a 4th release! His longest and most vocal yet. Remember when you were young,and you would make "bedroom" recordings of yourself? This is sorta like that. Anti-social rants ,sometimes set to electric guitar backing. GG Allin is brought up , and there is a cover of GG via The Rolling Stones ,"Dead Flowers". John even mentions Sluggisha and G O D ,on the last number! Here' what he said about this one:

"kaagootaabaa - this is world and it shall stay this way you fuckin pig! "
-all tracks recorded at random times through out the day of 8/11/11 -
-kaagootaabaa has been pretty goddamn drunk since his recent birthday
(awf that gawd durn north carolinian hillbilly backstrach moonshine!!)
and just exploded with this one. one guy, one guitar, one huge grudge against
those goddamn scene queers! "-
*"THIS IS WORLD AND IT SHALL STAY THIS WAY YOU FUCKIN PIG!"*

Thanks,John , Keep 'em coming!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?2pr4je9gkfkjxd9

Thursday, August 4, 2011

THE DICK PANTHERS - Norwegian Wood

This ends with a skit ,that sounds like the characters from the other disc below ,some fucked up fellas.The music and vocals here ,are great as on all their stuff ,and weird and stupid. I think you will enjoy the full Dick Panthers catalog ,I recommend it very highly! In the highest!I bet these guys are pro musicians,havin' some beers,and doodlin' around! Like the Beatles of our generation ,or something! And the art and notes in all the zips of these guys,is fab!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?wqp0u7ltqclcqol

THE DICK PANTHERS - Women's Lib

This one is quite a bit more country -tinged ,than the one below,and a hint of gospel sneaks in as on that disc ,but don't fear,it's dumb! After the first several numbers there is a trippy spoken thing ,with suitably trippy accompaniment , "Cars" , while just following that is , " Sha Na Na" ,a foul-mouthed 50's tribute, then it gets weirder with , "Rainbow Worl' " ,which is hilarious ,and it ends with ,"Scandalous" ("Goodbye To You" ,by Scandal) ,which sounds like a female vocalist doing karaoke? I don't know ,just download it ,man!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?shcagjse2y685b8

THE DICK PANTHERS - Eternal Biological Conflict

My new pals , The Dick Panthers ,sent in some discs to post! I'll start here ,they all stick to the same basic sound,with enough interesting diversions in music and vocals ,to make you wanna hear it again and again! First off, most of the subject matter has to do with religion and /or masturbation,the music is well-recorded ,and obviously played by folks ,that are too talented to be playing tardcore , but this is great stuff,nonetheless! They had tracks on the ,"WC500" comp ,from Wheelchair , as well as the more recent ,"Fart Filet" compilation. Imagine ,if you will , Elvis, Jimi , James Brown , The Residents, Negativland (the last 2 they channel ,effortlessly ,on the last 2 tracks ,a skit ,and a noise/sampler number) ,any drunken country singer,and Jesus , if they started a band. Now ,download this ,as well as the other discs ,and you will hear what I mean! From Brookline ,MA
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?78fz186z7ls9tnq

Thursday, July 28, 2011

CHOPPING BLOCK / PISS TWISTER - Split



These were both previously released ,seperately. "Frenchy Is Going Toupee" ,from Chopping block ,is best described in the words of Food ,"Acoustic songs about pants and important bodily functions. Very strange that it was recorded sober.Almost acceptable." For, "Gasso De Potasso" , by Piss Twister,he proclaims,thusly, "Crappy mess that almost approaches industrial at times,but is saved by it's own disinterest in itself.Ocassionally great." ,and, "Crappy mess that almost sounds good when you're drunk.My god,what a mess.Cute." And I don't think I need to add to those spot-on reviews !
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http://www.mediafire.com/?l85veb9l39oli0c

Sunday, July 24, 2011

BUZZ WORKSHOP - Teenage Diaries -Part Two (Prom Nite And The Days Following)




This is part two of the diary concept album ,played and sang by Billy , Joel ,and Tall Ray,(part one is the post below this one!). So in this episode ,Prom Nite is here ,then it's off to a heavy metal party,where the loud music kinda camoflages the ringing noises in his head,and where some blotter acid is dispensed, a dose of which meets our subject's brain(thinking maybe that ,will quell the noisy ,highly-pitched sounds,ringing in his skull !) .The trip started out alright , but the ringing didn't stop, and he was headed on a bummer which lead to heavy thoughts, feelings of insanity , crossing the tracks towards insanity ,and finally succumbing to it's natural pull. Recorded the day after part one ,and the concept is not lost on me.There are vocals on nearly every track here,to further help you understand the concept,whereas on part one ,the soundtrack was all instrumental.



I didn't really go into the story on part one ,but here goes. The kid was always gawky ,and he got a nose job (several weeks prior to the prom). He gets the bandages removed ,and the doctor finds he did a shoddy job. So he has to bust his nose again ,to re-set it. The pain of his nose being broken again ,leads to a screaming ringing in his ears , which begins the quick slide towards insanity.The thought of knowing he soon will have to go to prom (Mom already picked up his tux) ,with the bandages over his nose (embarassing),and the incessant ringing noises ,he gets totally wasted drunk. Then he realizes that he can't hear anything or anyone but the noise.He falls to his bed ,drunken ,and the room is spinning. He awakens on the morning of prom ,like a turtle grumping out of his den.Everything is moving ,and his head is pounding. And the noise is louder,yet he's grown used to it ,when he was passed out.He orders a pizza with everything. When it arrives he pays the delivery guy, and inhales the whole pizza while watching a kids show about marionette puppets ,made of vegetables , climbing mountains. Later that day he gets dressed up,and heads for prom.On the way there ,he almost gets jumped, by some younger kids ,who then see his nose ,and leave him alone. He rips the bandages off ,and walks thru the school's front doors ,to the prom ,to hopefully score ,chicks or drugs!



40 WATT GELATIN - The Neat As Shit Album



Food sent in a wealth of discs this week ,and I'll start here.First off ,this band rules! The singer sounds wasted,and the band strumbles along ,somewhat drunkenly,I can only imagine!Short punk sonnets,on a number of subjects ranging from , the"United Steaks Of America" ,to "Cops Are No Fun" , from ,"34 Pound Cyst" , to other equally far flung ideas involving gum,garbage,filth,boredom,religion,politics ,and much more. And the covers are also ,as always,a welcome expectation! Butthole Surfers (2x!) ,Angry Samoans , Devo ,and Nomeansno,
are all honored ,as only the 40 Watt boys can play them! Funny ,funny stuff. Tardcore punk,as you should know.Thanks mucho ,Mr. Food!!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?i5756apcb6z6uc7

Thursday, July 7, 2011

CONNOR THE BEAST - Mega-Morning



A drunken ,living room,tardcore jam,with guitar laying low in the back,while a stupendously drunken Connor ,bellows out some words. Jake ,from Seasonal Men's Wear ,sent this in,and here's what he said: " a recording from my friends Connor and Matt, who also play in Dine-In-Cakes (Connor is also a SMW dude). Anyways, it's pretty funny, at least I'd like to think so. Connor is trashed while Matt tries to take the situation seriously. I'm not even sure if a description will hold, it just needs to be listened to. " I tend to agree with Jake's assesment of this 2 sided tape recording.No split tracks,to preserve the continuity of this masterpiece!
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?2lhnxhjtwo5dj6q

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

WAT TYLER - I Wanna Be Billie Joe

Fuckin' weird UK band,the last track is an accapella number,which sounds like a drunken fat yob!Green Day blows,and these guys made fun of them before anyone really realized how much they blew.5 tracks of pure unadulterated foolishness.With no Green Day songs,whatsoever!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/WatTyler-IWannaBeBillieJoe/786WatTyler-IWannaBeBillieJoe.zip

Friday, April 15, 2011

MR. FRANK BOTTOM'S JUNK BRIGADE



A new band formed recently by Food,Poopy ,and Scoops (of Boy In Love).Really funny stuff,a cover of Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak" ,a tune called ,"Social Distortion Rules",and other stuff that sounds like a drunken,neo-3 Stooges,melee! I recommend you don't join the army!But if you do,take this disc with you,and kill people while hearing it! War is fun ! Yay!! Tardcore maximus!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Mr.FrankBottomsJunkBrigade/Mr.frankBottomsJunkBrigade.zip 

Sunday, April 3, 2011

BUTT TOOTH - Tell Your Stupid BUTT TOOTH To SHUT UP !!!!


The dumbest rap trio you've never heard! Unless,of course,you downloaded their first LP ,"Cheddar Cheese Steak" ,located elsewhere,on this here blog!.MC Jed(Copkillr),MC Jug(Racemixr),and MC Reverend Raj,with a special word from MC Iggy!They do raps of 4 Cat Machine songs!The first and last tracks are their truest studio output!Lots of stoned,drunk,trippin stuff,not really rap,but a blitzed out version of the origins of rap.Sermons,stories,jokes,blues tunes,weirdo samples,and more strangeness.Truly tard-rap,tardcore to the max! CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/ButtTooth-TellYourStupidButtToothToShutUp/743ButtTooth-TellYourStupidButtToothToShutUp.zip

Friday, February 25, 2011

JON WAYNE -Texas Funeral


Funny-ass country punk,with a vocalist,who sounds like a King Of The Hill character,becoming more and more intoxicated with each song,until at the end,when he's in the studio talking to,and cursing out, the engineers and producers.A laff-riot,you have got to hear this.And the lyrics are ridiculously funny as well.I couldn't tell you a favorite track,as I like this whole thing,all the way thru.This is a later version ,with bonus tracks.Drunken lunacy!I named one of my bands after the song ,"One Hundred And Fifty-One Owl Caricatures",and another of my bands covered,"Apple Schnapps"!Yee-Haw!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?6ha6y8f86193y27

Thursday, February 10, 2011

FULLBARN -Sloppin' The Hogs- Live!


This is the famous redneck punk band,Fullbarn.From a live gig,somewhere's around 1988,in a barn full of drunken hicks and chicks.The recording sounds kinda strange.I was told when the gig was over ,someone accidentally tipped over a jug of moonshine,which spilled on the tape!The recording machine began smoking,and was later found to be a total loss.But the tape was retrieved in all it's drunken glory.Don Hickles is on guitar and vocals,Marty Moonshine(Of The Eternal Mind) on drums,and extra vocals by Pizza Vomit.All in all a great show of drunken lunacy in which the following bands are covered: Pink Floyd,The Stooges,The Misfits,The Moshhawks,The Ramones,Vanilla Fudge,The Jackie Earle Haleys,Flipper,Def Leppard,Black Sabbath,Rik L Rik,Danzig,Led Zeppelin,and Bachman Turner Overdrive,as well as some of their own demented,drunken instrumentals.Thanks go out to the Big Still,a "good ol' boy" tavern,overlooking the Caloosahatchee River,long since demolished,R.I.P.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?krd5bqaa1wrcbwv

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

SHIT BREATH AND THE TURD SAMPLERS


This is drunken classic rock styled,wastoid punk.Most of the tape is spent singing to and ridiculing a guy named Dave,who none of us knew,who was passed out drunk on the couch in Club Black Nerd.Lots of songs are covered,semi-covered,and there are originals as well.The finale is a 15 minute or so medley of original songs,and classic punk and rock tunes.Kinda like the band that played at a school dance in 1985,after drinking all the everclear laced punch.Very funny,as well as rockin'.direct from a 4-track master,thru a y-plug. Art by Steve Reed
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/ShitBreathAndTheTurdSamplers/401ShitBreathAndTheTurdSamplers.zip

Sunday, September 13, 2009

GUT BUCKET


yes this name has been used by many,but as always,we out do the crap bands who try using our bands names!idiots!this is joel,chipmunk,and mike griffin.they drank rather heavily one day,and decided to do some recording.the results are astounding!great music to drink along to,or to hear when you're already soused!titles of tracks are scintillating,drawing you in closer,to see what is next!i hope the boys leave comments!thanks!
CLICK HERE YOU FUCKING DRUNKARD!: https://archive.org/download/GutBucket_940/203GutBucket.zip