G O D - Meatballs And Whiskey - video

This song and video is the result of the after effects of anesthesia!! Recorded 2/29/2012 ,lyrics and music totally improv , stream of conciousness mess!

ZATH - Zonked Alcoholic Tinsel Humbug -2011 xmas

ZATH's second Christmas album (last year's "Zither Away The Holidays" ,was a real hit!) ,leads off with a decidedly un-christmas song ,Lennonburger's ode to Ronald Reagan ,"Reagum"! There are trashings of traditional xmas songs ,and very original carols for the future children.There is also a non-album track coming out on the,"Sluggisha's Xmastravaganza III" compilation ,due any day now! Some favorite titles include ,"Hark,The Herald Beefing Ting Ting E.P." , "Do You Oi What I Oi?" , "Merry Anarchistmas" , "No Beer Under The Christmas Tree" , "The Little Dum Boy Who Fell Out Of A Whore" ,"A Very GG Allin Christmas" ,as well as many more. Also included is ZATH's very first instrumental ,"Don't Invite Bob Over On Christmas ,Because He Will Ruin Everything" ,featuring Bob ,of Cauliflower Ass & Bob on trumpet! (Bob actually plays trumpet on a lot of tunes here!) The last track ,"Crucial Christmas" is a Crucial Youth xmas song (the music) ,and Food gives the rundown on his Crucial Youth vinyl collection ,while admitting he has never heard the xmas e.p. ,and pontificating over the music of "Christmastime For The Skins". And dig that wacky art ,drawn as only Food can do it!This is the best xmas album you will hear this year!!
CLICK HERE  https://zath2.bandcamp.com/album/zonked-alcoholic-tinsel-humbug 

TODD POP -Biscuits

A dozen acoustic guitar -driven tardcore ditties,reminiscent of some of the greats,Cauliflower Ass and Bob comes to mind, (Without the trumpet), with topical lyrics reflecting the state of the USA ,right about now! Food Fortunata is responsible for this madness,along with some of his co-horts! A great new band for you to get behind (in the behind)! Lyric sheets in zip!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?1z6c4242iybol4p

HOMOSTUPIDS - The Whole World Is Homostupids!

For those who have not yet heard this band from the Clevo scene, pull your coat to this! A kind of cross of ,psych/garage/space/lo-fi/shitgaze/noise/tardcore , melded into a new music!
Looks like some choice cuts from almost every release,and a recent live set blended into the mix!I did the art for the cover of this,and the poster is from "HorribleFest-2011" ,which was a few weeks ago,and also featured Bake McBride (Food ,Poopy ,Scoops,and others performing Sockeye,Boy In Love,and Toughskins songs) ,and Cauliflower Ass and Bob (Food,again!),and what looks to have been a great goddamn line-up of groups,and a fun time was had by all in attendance.But back to what I was talkin about before , Homostupids are fuckin great! Support these guys and give'em your money!And definitely catch them live! Not homos!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Homostupids-TheWholeWorldIsHomostupids/806TheWholeWorldIsHomostupids.zip 

OFFICER SHITFACE -You've Had Your Fun

New 12-string acoustic guitar,new band.Food Fortunata recently acquired a new guitar,and busted out this,10 song, tard-folk album.The music to the second song,"All The Stupid Things",is very reminiscent of Cauliflower Ass and Bob's ,"If I'm Drunk",you can even sing along the lyrics to it!Not anything like Peter,Paul and Mary,or even Raffi ,this is an animal of a new sort.If you see a cop,tell him Officer Shitface,has made his debut!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?36ul92yw741vbaz

CAULIFLOWER ASS AND BOB-ruinin' yore songs

this is from food at wcfoom,and is all covers of mostly punk bands,done in the drunken cauliflower ass and bob style.acoustic guitar,trumpet,drunken ramblings,general looniness.rudimentary peni,gism,zappa,septic death,devo,kansanturvamusiikikommissia,the cramps,poopy necroponde,captain beefheart,fang,butthole surfers,tom waits,the dull,the lewd,bbq,t.rex,bad posture,vaginal discharge,minor threat,fear,and sockeye are all covered.this is fun stuff,thanks and hails to food!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/CauliflowerAssAndBob-ruininYoreSongs/417CauliflowerAssBob-ruininYoreSongs.zip  

CAULIFLOWER ASS & BOB-merry christmas(you son of a bitch)

Yes ,more certifiably drunken madness from your favorite tardcore twosome.Christmas is great if you're drunk and these guys prove it.With a Fear cover.Sluggisha.blogspot.com is now the official home of Wheelchair Full Of Old Men records ,tapes,and cd's on the web!Food sent lots more goodies ,which I shall post soon.Stay tuned!

CLICK HERE:        https://archive.org/download/CauliflowerAssBob-merryChristmasyouSonOfABitch/301wc357_wccdr42CauliflowerAssAndBob-MerryChristmasYouSonOfABitch.zip 

DIZZY & TOPLESS-hurrah!

an acoustic duo,consisting of tony boies and bryan richardson,kinda goofy, but maybe not as goofy as,cauliflower ass and bob.taking on english accents,between acoustic ditties,talking like mr.bean meets monty python,and singing of fred sanford,a suckdog cover,let the sun shine in cover,like a demented woody guthrie lost album.some serious numbers here,but still with the between song patter of limeys gone wild!pretty cool for a lazy afternoon,have a cold one and get dizzy and topless,girls!

CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/file/zgtuvmeoydn/DIZZY AND TOPLESS.zip

A BOY AND HIS 4-TRACK COMPILATION

a comp of bands from the southwest missouri scene,compiles and recorded,mixed,etc. by gabe harper.here's the play-by-play:disarm sports a girl singer,and remind me slightly of blatz.the richards sound goofy/political and the singer a bit jello-like,with an absolute trashing of ben e. king's "stand by me".peacekeeper missle is like if g.g.allin was in a hardcore band.boring dog cheese guard are live in concert ,and as weird as their name.the other guyis the singer of boring dog cheese guard,gone acoustic,and is reminiscent of cauliflower ass and bob,supposedly possessed by the spirit of woody guthrie.finally kill the poor,with our compiler,gabe on vocals,do a flipper cover for a live audience who just hate them!this is a fun punk comp,i enjoy it frequently.all notes and list in zip.

PART ONE:http://www.mediafire.com/file/vg2mm3onrwj/4-TRACK COMP.1.zip

PART TWO:http://www.mediafire.com/file/nfrmqhffhty/4-TRACK COMP.2.zip