Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts

Thursday, April 12, 2012

McMURDERA - Super Size e.p.

Big Butcha ,incognito (just barely) ,as McMurdera ,the killer teenage rapper ,who raps about fast food ,mainly McDonald's. He's about 15 ,from Seattle ,and is a cannibal.If Andy Milonakis heard this ,he'd probably sign the kid on the sheer fact that he is so goddamn good! If you need a laugh ,or just wanna hear the world's greatest unknown rapper ,this is the shit!
CLICK HERE:http://archive.org/download/Mcmurdera-SupersizeEp_664/Mcmurdera-SupersizeEp.zip

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

BIG BUTCHA - Visionz Of Reality Mixtape

More tardcore ,juggalo ,teenage gangsta raps ,from the Andy Milonakis of the great Northwest!
Got a rap about Marshall Mathers ,and guest rappers , Anubis, Adderral , Krash ,Massacre,
Pillow ,and Creepa. More of the killer cannibal stories ,you came to love with the first realease from Big Butcha. Very accomplished and polished stuff for a fifteen year old kid! A great unheard rap album ,that should be a hit with fans and haters alike!



Friday, April 6, 2012

BIG BUTCHA - Bloodstainz LP



Tardcore gangsta rap/hip hop ,from a wannabe juggalo. This 14 year old kid sounds almost just like Andy Milonakis ,a far cry from anything Inane Clown Pussies have ever done. And that's no diss ,as I look at Andy Milonakis ,as one of the funniest rappers ,ever! And Big Butcha is right up there with him.But ,enough with the comparisons ,this shit flat out rules! Whether you like rap ,or hate it ,this is both a tribute ,and a parody/mockery of rap music.One of the best things I've heard in a while!

Thursday, July 14, 2011

PORNOSAURUS REX - P. Rex



This is my pal ,Patrick McBratney ,of Lava Church Records, at age 13 (he's singing),with his brother,in an early band.Really mature ,for their ages ,and a Stooges cover! Good stuff at his label! Check him out at: http://lavachurch.blogspot.com/

To hear this great recording
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?hhid2u1ffb4ji43

Saturday, June 25, 2011

YOU SAID THAT WE COULD SMOKE ALONE - Ryan Hauser e.p./Tim's Last March



Some new kids ,I found over on Soundcloud , http://soundcloud.com/weddingdogrec , playing their own style of tardcore. Really neat-o (and rather mature and disciplined) stuff from this duo of 15 year old's,and their friends. Looking forward to more! Here's a note from Nos:

" Wedding Dog Recordings (Nos Roblem) sent you a message with the subject k-tel core:
hey g o d
this is the blogspot for my band : http://weddingdogrec.blogspot.com/
the groups name is You Said that We Could Smoke Alone. i think most of the songs you've heard so far are from the newest one (tim's last march), which is about an hour long and most of it's not on soundcloud
we also did a shorter album about a kid that my cousin knows named Ryan Hauser awhile back which you can post if you like, theres pictures and lyrics for a "story" in the Tim's Last March zip, and lyrics for all the songs in the other one
and for the info part of Tim's Last March put a link to my blogspot and then mention that its made by me and my friends (we are 15, maybe some of the youngest kids doing intentional tardcore?).
thanks for doing this man, i'm excited to have my stuff posted on your site - I'm always finding great stuff on there! "



CLICK HERE -RYAN HAUSER E.P.http://www.mediafire.com/?ypj02y0b72xoah1

CLICK HERE TIM'S LAST MARCH http://www.mediafire.com/?8ldqc6zyerhmdua

Friday, April 16, 2010

BUZZ POOPYEAR-to the toilet bowl...and beyond!


this is eddie and eric(my kids)11 and 9,their cousins,scott and josh,12 and 8,i helped out,and granma jane sings on the last song.the drum machine beats,overrule a few tracks,but it's mostly good time fun!noisy,incompetent songs,some very funny moments,and just wacky goofing-off.band name is used to taunt and tease the youngest cousin,4,who loves buzz light year.this is in no way affiliated with buzz workshop,besides being on this blog.more than likely this is not the last you'll hear from this up-and-coming band of wild kids!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?3tyymt4zzdw

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

D B S -did you ever see a whale?


a young brother and sister band,much like the carpenters,if they grew up listening to throbbing gristle and g.g.allin.some great singing here,and the music is otherwordly,when it's not grating on your last nerve.there is one lengthy ambient piece,which is way out there,man.they were probably 5 and 7 here,quite a release for kids so young.rare and unheard by all but me.one song featured here,"down by the bay",has made it on a few various artists comps.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ewntmzimmwk

Sunday, December 13, 2009

UNCUT- #8


the eighth release from the psycho record killer,the vinyl wrecking bandit,the foolhardy foolboy,the mantra making master,the king of broken records,skip to my lou my darling!this is uncut again,and now we have caught up to number 9(a concept uncut album,posted before any of the rest of the series)so next up will be#10.lots of breakdance,hip-hop,some kiss,the cars,some old timey singers,some fire dept stuff,surf punks,a kids record,and more are explored in the unique uncut style.uncut to infinity!!!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?kmjefwzhg55

Saturday, October 17, 2009

TURD THERMOS-juvenile jerk-offs


It began as a tale of school days.The little kids had to line up their lunchboxes outside their classroom door ,along the wall in the hallway.I found a humongus turd floating in the bowl,took it out,found a thermos full of milk (in the hallway lunchbox parade),and jammed the turd into the thermos of milk.Wish I had a picture of the kid's face when he opened his milk at lunch!Me,Vance,Billy,and Mike,at the bakery.Vocals thru a voice modulator,to sound like a little kid.A cover of ,"Jimmy Had A Nickel",from an old Little Rascals short.Songs of Super Mario,big brothers,vengeance on dad,no homework,20,000 school lunches,knife poopy,sour milk,skateboarding,and more.Pretty dumb tardcore,Old Skull ,bite this! Cover art by Steve Reed
CLICK HERE:  https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/turd-thermos-turd-thermos 

Monday, August 24, 2009

FORGIVE US FATHER,FOR WE KNOW NOT WHAT WE DO -Compilation



A compilation of solo artists,years in the making,an experiment of mine,wherein I got people who had no prior knowledge of how to play an instrument or sing,into the studio,hooked them up,and let them go.I produced this thing,but the folks on here did everything else themselves.The ratio is 60/40,in favor of adults,but the kids on here rule!My kids are here,and kids of friends.Ralph Tarantino,and Doug Shannon both clocked in for a track each,and Mr.Lee is here too!I only wish I had recorded these 2 brothers I met,who,though both deaf,could feel the vibrations from the amps as they jammed guitars,that was something I'll never forget,and wish everyone could have heard.but here it is ,all non-musicians making music.Leave comments you fucks!Thanks!


Friday, August 14, 2009

IAN BIGLER-dorky


ian was the son of a friend.hanged out one day in the studio,i produced and engineered,ian did the rest,all the lyrics are his as well as the music.the gabbas join him on one song,and there are a few instumentals.veers somwhere between caroliner rainbow,sun city girls and old skull.pretty good for a little kid,plus he did the artwork you see above.i gotta get my kids on the ball,and have them make a new tape.this is cool,the last track has language a 7 yr. old should'nt be using,but who was i to stop him?huh?if you see diane ,say hi!G O D.

CLICK HERE FOR LITTLE IAN'S SOLO ACHIEVEMENT:http://www.mediafire.com/file/2jqgitnkmtt/IAN.zip

Friday, May 1, 2009

METAL WARRIORS



this is my kids' new band,which they've already abandoned for something new, just like their old man.recorded one year to the day from the wax warriors,this picks up where they last left off.eric poops out half way thru to play the sims,so it's eddie's show from there on out.has some genuinely great moments,and just the idea of a 7 and 10 year old playing music,is really cool.as an added bonus the last track,over 17 minutes long,is eddie commenting on society and the radio and other things,skits and spoofs.young laddie fancies himself a comedian.go get the wax warriors too(elsewhere on this blog),if this is to your liking,and please leave comments in the comment boxes for my kids,they ask every day how many people commented or downloaded their stuff.i'm teaching them barre chords now so they should be writing some quality tunes next time around.top art by eric bottom half by eddie.G O D.http://www.mediafire.com/file/mhjonky0jm4/METAL WARRIORS.zip

Sunday, March 29, 2009

WAX WARRIORS








this is my kid's first actual band with songs that have somewhat of a structure.eddie and eric,9 and 6 at the time of this tape(3/13/08),have been around and playing instruments since they were babies,and me being their dad,you know they're gonna be punk rockin' little hellions.for me the best stuff is the acapella numbers at the second half of this recording.eric does a version of al yankovic's "trapped in the drive thru",that is funny as all get out,over 10 minutes long.they just made a new tape,exactly one year after the date of this one,and changed their name to "METAL WARRIORS",and they sound more metal now,especially eddie on guitar.well if you likes this i'll put up the new soon!give my kids comments,people,and take it easy,they're just kids.p.s. artwork by eddie(bottom)and eric(top)(photo and hair by big daddy)http://www.mediafire.com/file/5eqnmmmyy3z/WAX WARRIORS.zip