W.G.O.D. ALL NEW G O D cast FRIDAY AUGUST 10,2012

Yes!!! This is G O D with an all new podcast of over 2 hours of "MUSIC YOU WON'T HEAR ANYWHERE ELSE" Stuff from the Sluggisha,Wheelchair,and Retard Riot labels,From the blogs of Yip! Records ,Region Rock Blog,Glorify the Turd blog,soundcloud,youtube ,and old and new punk classics from the web and beyond!Lots of rare,unreleased,demo,out-takes and more from our own bands plus special in-studio guests on this episode!! THE 3 CRAPELLEROS  doing one of their original acapella numbers,exclusive to this G O Dcast ,plus some of their trademark crappy jokes that make no sense!
Featuring the latest in punk,new-wave,underground,tardcore,noise,shitcore,alt-rock,oi ,and more!!!
here is the track listing ,please enjoy responsibly!:

BOY IN LOVE - Coins (Live! at Pats In The Flats 7/27/2012 youtube)
KILL THE HIPPIES - Happy People (Live! at Pats In The Flats 7/27/2012 youtube)
MALCOLM TENT - Hello There (Cheap Trick cover Live! at Pats In The Flats 7/27/2012 youtube)
NUT SCREAMER - Spoken/performance art piece (Live! at Pats In The Flats 7/27/2012 youtube)
THE LETTUCE VULTURES - Tires:Five Dollars And Up/Vote For President (Bionic Level Of Disgust For Humanity CD WCFOOM)
STRAWBERRY SHORTCOCK - Fire (s/t debut CD Sluggisha)
CHACHI ON ACID - Fucked Up/Blitzkreig Bop (Lemonheads/Ramones covers outtakes from the upcoming LP ,"A Group Of Fans Will Follow Your Philosophy" on Basement Handjob Records)
ROLLING AND GROWLING - Trendsetter (Demo 2 youtube)
THE DICK PANTHERS - Ding Dong Ditch (The Dick Panthers/Outstanding Clocks split CD WCFOOM)
OUTSTANDING CLOCKS - The Flying Latrine (The Dick Panthers/Outstanding Clocks split CD WCFOOM)
OPEAELF 69 - Stupid Pooping Crap (Is My Favorite Band)/Tardman (David Bowie cover) (from an upcoming split with a WCFOOM artist)
ONE FELL SWOOP - Bristly Bag O' Yogurt Bones ( Widgets cassette Sluggisha)
OFF! - Borrow And Bomb/Wiped Out ( s/t LP)
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THE 3 CRAPELLEROS - Bumpa Dee Doo + stand-up comedy (special in-studio guests,performing Live!!)
CAT MACHINE - Video Christ (Norma Jeans Dead -the last recorded legacy Sluggisha)
LINDA BLARE PROJECT - Video Christ (Building A Better Mousetrap - A Tribute To Cat Machine cassette Lava Church Records/Sluggisha)
THE SWAGGS - Take You To The Crib (Black Hipsters In The Year Of Chaos Yip!Records)
LIP GLOSS CHASTITY BELT - 12:51 Stroke Me (37 Dicks compilation Yip!Records)
7-11's - They Closed The 7-11 (demo from Region Rock blog)
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS - A.Y.F.S. (Death From Above cassette Region Rock blog)
POOR WHITE TRASH - Broke As Hell (Brutal Truths cassette Region Rock blog)
LUMPY AND THE DUMPERS - Future (May 2012 demo ,Illinois Region Rock blog)
ANTLER JOE AND THE ACCIDENTS - Words (Go Commercial e.p. ,Ft Myers 1st punks)
ARYAN DISGRACE - Teenage S + M (Faggot In The Family 7" KBD punk)
ASF - Buy A Car (from an upcoming split with an artist from Bulgaria!)
Z.A.T.H. -One To Two (Dag Nasty cover "Zenith-All The Hits" ZATH2 bandcamp page)
CAULIFLOWER ASS AND BOB - Bowling (split with Sloth ,2000)
SKINDUST - American Superstar (Skindust /Hell Garbage Split Yip!Records)
HELL GARBAGE - Huey Lewis Cover (Skindust /Hell Garbage Split Yip!Records)
ANAL BABES - Not Of This Earth (Angry Samoans cover ,Diarreah or Delirium cd)
ANGRY SAMOANS - Gimme Sopor (Inside My Brain ,1980)
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YOBEL WEENEL - Guarz Grung (from the upcoming split release with Bloodponies)
SHA MA MO - If You Have A Bandage,That Would Be Great (s/t debut soundcloud/Sluggisha)
REDD KROSS - Uglier (Researching The Blues ,not yet released!)
FANG - Law And Order (Landshark lp)
JEFF CLAYTON AND THE SLIME GOATS - Cock On The Loose
INSOLENTS - Riot (Mystic Records 1985 7")
TEXTING GIRL - Martian Law (Children Of Sluggisha - Yip!Records)
CIRCLE OF OUROBORUS - She's Lost Control (Joy Division cover -Shores lp 2006)
DR.SADISTIC AND THE SILVERKING CRYBABIES - Teenage Wino (Pyramid Punk lp ,thanks to Mr. Poopy - Glorify The Turd Blog)
ELDERLY YOUTH - Hip Replacement (Forming cd Retard Riot Re:cdrs/Sluggisha)
THE GRATEFUL DEAD KENNEDYS - The Wasted Youth LP (s/t cd ,Retard Riot Re:cdrs)
QUEERWULF - What Makes Me Smile (What Makes Me Smile 7" 2002)
BABYGOAT - Cat Show (Greetings From DeKalb ,Brown Bear records)
SEASONAL MEN'S WEAR - Sleepy Sean (Greetings From DeKalb ,Brown Bear records)
NACHO KNEES - A Very Hearty Brew (s/t cd Sluggisha)
THE DIRTY HEELS - Talkin' Bout You (Chuck Berry cover ,Live At The Swamp III St. Patty's Day 2012 Brown Bear Records)

So there it be another podcast sucessfully completed! Come back next week for more!!!Thanks!!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/W.g.o.d.AllNewGODCastFridayAugust102012/W.g.o.d8-10-2012AllNew.zip

THE GRATEFUL DEAD KENNEDYS - In Glob We Trust

The sophmore release from Food and Noah's tardcore ensemble ! Matches the first release in stupidity and ingenuity! Noah provides the awesome culturally iconic music samples ,while Food spews his tardo-matic lyrics and vocals all over it!This is gonna be in my mp3 player for months to come!! What more can I say? If you know the players ,if you know the band ,you know what to expect. If you have no idea what this crazy shit is ,or are a fan of Jerry or Jello ,this might be something that will change your life forever! Get the hard copy from Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records or over at retardriot.com ,and tell 'em GOD sent ya!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheGratefulDeadKennedys-InGlobWeTrust/TheGratefulDeadKennedys-InGlobWeTrust.zip

LEAD PAINT ZEPPELIN - Award Winning Songs

Really cool experimental stuff from Noah Lyon of retardriot.com . Absurdist comedy ,musique concrete,tardcore turntablist plunderphonics,and ebonics! This is soundart from Brooklyn ,NY. Noah uses all manner of cutural snippets in sampled form ,and distorts them into little soundscapes. This is neat-o avant-garde music by an accomplished artist. Much different from past releases ,this features a lot of Whitney Houston ,and maybe even more chilling ,it was recorded over a year ago ,a premonition of things to come! My favorite LPZ disc ,so far! Keep it going Noah!! Look out for the all-seeing eyes!!
CLICK HERE:http://azrowear.net/download/368/LEAD_PAINT_ZEPPELIN_-_Award_Winning_Songs.zip.html

DOCTOR NINJA - Feel My Feet

Noah Lyon ,in one of his several guises ,did this mp3 that starts with a weird sample ,and becomes a droning piece of sound ,with more samples interspersed throughout ,at strategical locations, in this 3:41 minute piece.It's short ,but bears repeated listens.A good thing to hear when you are guzzling beers ,trying to reach that pinnacle of drunkeness ,that will make you either puke ,or come to a richer understanding of the mind of Noah Lyon! retardriot.com is where he can be found!
CLICK HERE:
http://azrowear.net/download/370/DOCTOR_NINJA_-_Feel_My_Feet_mp3.zip.html

SUPERFLOATER

An all-new band of tardcore fools ,comin' straight at ya in the 2012!! They have a cover of that gem of a song (Dumb Audio Dynamite's "2012") ,ready for that 7" single ,out soon on Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records!(not on this release,sorry!) But this is a horse of a different color (and smell!) Short ,dumb songs ,with stupid vocals and lyrics ,accompanied by acoustic guitar,spastic keyboards ,boob drums ,and funny samples ,in between songs! As you can see by the track list on the back cover ,the subject matter is that of degenerate minds. This is only the beginning! Mix Master Toilet Wig ,has been expressing interest in re-mixing this mess (as well as working recently on a new band (as yet un named ,tho Doctor Ninja suggested "Leather Penis") ,with an upcoming release, with Noah Lyon of Retard Riot ,and doing a re-mix version of the song "2012" ,for the single ,and also providing the music for Jake (of Seasonal Men's Wear) to sing on ,for their new band ,Nacho Knees (look here for it soon!)). Superfloater will float on! Superfans leave comments ,Superhaters ,fuck off!! Look for the videos that are sure to come ,on Youtube. CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/superfloater-superfloater 

DOCTOR NINJA - Meditations On Meditation

Noah Lyon ,artist of our times, does some dj work outs on this disc. Retarded hip-hop,rap,scratching.All the stuff you hear in between the beats on classic shit. I'll put it in his own words : "All live , All scratches , Almost no music". Only 2 of the 7 tracks are titled,and it will drive you absolutely batshit ,if you listen to this. My wife and kids hate it. Therefore I know it to be good! Recorded on Groundhog day ,2010 on Retard Riot Re:cdrs / Anarcho-Turntablist Syndicate.Go and buy y'self a copy from Noah's website,you cheap little tarts!!
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LEAD PAINT ZEPPELIN - 40 Songs About Numbers

Noah Lyon came up with this concept.(Eat lead paint and), Do songs about nothing but numbers ,and it's really wacky! Tardcore that makes you think. About math and stuff. And of course numbers and dumber things.On Retard Riot records ,this is the 2nd(or third?) release ,from 2010 ,in a ltd edition of 100.Noah is a man who wears many hats. This one has a bunch of stupid numbers all over it. He also wears hats with cartoons drawn all over them ,and hats that say Dad on them.Look for an all-new band ,soon ,with me and Noah ,kickin out the motherfuckin jams ,bitch! Highly (huh,huh) recommended..., if you wish to be put away ,where you can't harm anyone or yourself ,it's that good! Go and buy one at retardriot.com
CLICK HERE: (on these numbers! ,and letters)
http://www.mediafire.com/?97pv89vsh42345b

CHEAP LITTLE TART

This cdr ,by way of Noah Lyon a/k/a Doctor Ninja a/k/a Rocky Dentist , is a blueprint of the commandments of tardcore punk. This is one of the dumbest albums you are ever likely to hear ,right in the same alleyway as bands on Wheelchair,(Food is sampled several times ,and some of his hits are given remixes) and Sluggisha ,but with a twist. The music is almost entirely made up of samples ,from pop-culture songs ,and punk alike. The vocals are either Noah ruminating on some stupid or crude subject matter or another ,or sampled vocals ,with much weirdness interspersed throughout ,and crazy and funny samples between songs. The final track is a bonus 20 minute live gig ,which is out of this world. This shit is the shit!Noah is having a book launch party ,Thursday, January 12th, 2012, 6-8 pm
Noah Lyon - THE COMPLEXITY OF STUFF book launch (wine, women and booze) at
Printed Matter Inc.195 Tenth Avenue,(btwn 22nd and 23rd St),New York, New York T: 212-925-0325 ,if you are near there you oughta go! His printed zines and buttons are top-sellers at the Printed Matter store.But this music is so retarded ,you might forget that a talented young genius artist ,is behind it all. Thanks ,Noah ,you rule!! from 2001 ltd to 100
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/CheapLittleTart/CheapLittleTart.zip

DOCTOR NINJA - WHEELCHAIR 500 LIVE 45 MIN. MEGAMIX

Noah Lyon of retardriot.com ,did this megamix of some of the songs on the Wheelchair 500 release from late last year(found on this blog ,here: http://sluggisha.blogspot.com/2011/01/wc500.html )
This is Noah's alter-ego ,as the turntablist. He sent me a bunch of stuff which you will soon see posted here and over at my other blog ,Mediachrist (his art ,buttons he designs ,and some issues of the mini-art zine ,Retard Riot.) Noah and I are also working on a new band together ,for the new year!Look for it here in 2012! This is awesome ,cut off your arm and drink up ,whilst listening to this insanity.A great year-end piece for your New Year's party tonite!!!

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THE GRATEFUL DEAD KENNEDYS

The debut of an all-new Wheelchair band! And this one is excellent! Well-known songs are sampled,and turned into new songs, by singing different words on top! You just have to hear it! Total tardcore punk rock madness!! Jello Garcia ,on vocals ,and Doctor 'East Bay' Pigpen ,on music. Not a bad track here,Food is funnier than any stand-up comedian,or any of that shit! You can purchase it here if you wish : http://www.retardriot.com/store/?p=382 ,from my pal Noah ,at Retard Riot. Download this now,and you'll be playing it all week long,non-stop ,that's how great this is! Can't wait for them to make a second platter of fun!Here's a site that listed their concert schedule,using the (they thought) name of a fake band,as an example : http://gigpress.com/live-examples/ . They won't be playing live at all , I think! But this crazy ,sample-laden "music" ,with the hilarious lyrics and vocals,needs to be heard by every American citizen! Hell ,it should be mandatory ,under government laws! My favorite new band!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheGratefulDeadKennedys/TheGratefulDeadKennedys.zip 

FART FILET - Compilation

An all-new 2011 compilation,compiled by Food Fortunata of Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records,and featuring some of his bands,as well as from 100%Zero records,Hollow Bunny records,and others.Art and packaging by Noah Lyon,of Retard Riot Zine,Mike Jerk,&BobSuren. Very diverse collection,but tardcore is the glue that holds it together.Check out that track list!Phenomenal! Great bands,Great songs.Brand New!!! Download this filet of fart NOW!!!!!!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ru4p2qe53il8649

LADY GAGA COVERED IN JISM

This is a palette of diverse artists,ranging from Cartman (of South Park fame),to Richard Cheese,to more contemporary artists like Katy Perry,Hayley Williams(of the band Paramore), and Chris Daughtry ,as well as screamo,acoustic,instrumental ,disco,and other styles of artists,all covering the songs of Lady Gaga.The artwork is from the October 2010 edition(#31) of Retard Riot (300 copies) art zine.(check out http://retardriot.com/ ) I know there's a ton more cover versions out there,this is just a comp. of a few comps,plus a bunch of bonus tracks I found here and there.Even if you don't like her,you gotta hear Cartman and Richard Cheese at least!Can't deny the cultural impact,with so many covers! Weird Al Yankovic ,also has a cover coming out on his new album.You can hear it here: http://youtu.be/fUxXKfQkswE

And for this marvelous collection you must

CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?j1n9azz22m2m5rf

AN INTERVIEW WITH FOOD FORTUNATA OF WHEELCHAIR RECORDS - 1/5/11 -WCSB,CLEVELAND -THE OLDE TYME DRICORE SHOW

Food is interviewed about Wheelchair and the 500th release.I was a guest on the show(talked about this here blog,yr. reading,now!) ,as well as the Mike from Sludgesicle Records,Stan Bowman of Reality Impaired Records in MO,and a few other insiders.A lot of music from the label is played,and a good time is had by all!Thanks to Food,The Olde Tyme Dricore Family Hour Show,WCSB,Orin Gubkin,and all who participated.It was fun!In 2 parts.Art by Food from Noah Lyon's Retard Riot minizine,Oct.2010 edition,where Food's art was alongside greats like Winston Smith and Mudboy.
CLICK HERE PART ONE:http://www.mediafire.com/?333bxqp2f372ie5
CLICK HERE PART TWO:
http://www.mediafire.com/?5zr15qt1ddjbmk9