ROCKY DENNIS PICTURE SHOW - Flies Feast On Festering Feces

The latest from Ruby Showers & Uncle Boytouch ,with cover art by Abortion Bandito ,these guys are really tightening up! Their most accomplished and polished album yet ,with some of the funniest song titles ever! Seattle ,WA ,is apparently a hotbed for this kinda shit now ,what with these fellas ,Skindust , Teenage Mustache , Jamegumb ,and other groups ,crawling out of the woodwork. Ruby Showers had this to say about this release : "This album is so brutally metal and stuff, you'll shit your Slipknot bed sheets!" ,ha ha ,it's funny cuz it's true! Metalheads will be pleased ,as well as punks and gourmands of alternative music. P.S. since re-upping this ,over a dozen bonus tracks have been added to this release. Abortion Bandito does vocals on some ,and additional member ,JP Tittywigs ,plays bass,violin,sax,clarinet ,gong,organ ,and does some vocals! Enjoy the bonus version! CLICK HERE:http://azrowear.net/download/711/RDPS_ffoff_redux_version.zip.html

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ON SUNSHINE - Rape

A brootal east coast metal trio ,that is heavy and funny all at once.These guys wished to be posted on this blog ,but I say ,be careful what you wish for! Hitting all the targets from black to death ,thrash to mosh ,and just fucked-up sounding shit metal here! Tardmetal ,akin to Breathilizor or Crotchduster ,tho' neither technically proficient or as well-known as either of those bands. Really great stuff that will hold your interest for the duration. Thanks ,guys ,hope to hear more from you soon!
CLICK HERE: http://azrowear.net/download/713/CHRISTOPHER_WALKEN_ON_SUNSHINE_-_RAPE_2011.zip.html

UNICORN HOLE - Squadilah ,We Are Off!

Midi-metal,Digi-deathcore ,8-bit grindcore,whatever you wanna call it ,this band rules!! I recently discovered these guys from South Carolina ,and this is their first full length from back a few years ago , and includes all their previous demos ,plus a load of new stuff. Each of the 62 songs ,is exactly 30 seconds long. The song titles and lyrics are a gas ,and the black metal style vocalizations ,over the computer-generated death metal music ,is a riot! These guys should have their own beer or something ,they're that good! I have more stuff by them ,and I featured a few of their songs on my Christmas comp (Santa Is Here To Kill You) this year ,their xmas album ,"A Manditarily Merry Umas" ,is one of the best things about the holiday season. This group comes highly recommended by yours truly ,and you know I would never steer you wrong ,except in extreme cases.
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MAN IS THE BORED - Deskviolence

Owing much to X JUDJUD X ,with acapella music and vocals ,and drums courtesy of beating on a desk with sticks ,this is a funny force to be reckoned with! An anonymous follower to this blog sent this in ,and if I were him ,I would take credit for it. If not for the aforementioned X JUDJUD X , this would be a piece of stoner genius! Total tard/thrash/death/desk-core ,and we can only hope there is more. Please send more!

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BREATHILIZOR-fallen corn messengers of winter doom six:return to bobler's index

get ready to pay the ultimate price,get ready cuz you know it ain't gonna be nice,breathilizor is here,and we're out for blood,we'll make your cow forget how to chew it's cud,we're a nuclear holocaust with electric guitars,we're a rock armageddon and we come from mars,i got a big big big big big big bullet belt,it's the biggest you've ever seen,it will make you melt.just a few lines of their song "metal of breathilizor"should fill you in on what this is like.my fave new metal band,these guys rock like bozo the clown fronting mercyful fate.i can't think of another band this great at the current time,besides maybe daughtry or panic at the disco,ha ha,wesley willis and daniel johnston would be proud.if they were metal bands.i likee,play much a lot,listen this loud at work.poop on a tool box,barf upon the papal throne.tardmetal to the max!http://www.mediafire.com/file/zgrzromzmdb/breathilizor lp.zip

BREATHILIZOR/KOLOB TRUST FUND SPLIT 7"

a new genre has spawned,"tardmetal",led by these masters of blackened tard,breathilizor.former sockeye fella,with a metal sound and tardly metal lyrics,like if dio wrote for sockeye who had turned into a black/death/satan,metal band.hey kids!,put these songs on your guitar hero or rockband games,or better yet,pick up some real instruments and learn how to play for real instead of just pushing buttons.kolob trust fund is funny as a diarreah slip-n-slide,but the real treat here for me is breathilizor,great cheez metal goodness.makes me want to put up the first and second asseater tapes and i think i will soon.thanks food!http://www.mediafire.com/file/myi2wniyw0d/breathilizorkolob trustfund split.zip