SLUGGISHA'S XMASTRAVAGANZA 4 - XMAS 2012

Well we survived the end of the world ,so punch a stupid Mayan in the face!! This compilation is chock full of new-fangled xmas carols ,the likes of which you've never heard before! Classic songs are torn a new asshole ,and original ,newer tunes ,are destined to be the carols of the future! A great line-up this year ,thanks to all who sent in contributions ,I think we have a winner,baby! Merry xmas ,fuck you!
CLICK HERE: https://sluggishasxmastravaganza.bandcamp.com/album/sluggishas-xmastravaganza-4-2012 

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - VOL. 14

More thrift store finds! You have all the usual suspects ,preachers,children's records,soundtracks,foreign musics,the chipmunks (doing The Knack!),John Belushi (doing Louie,Louie!),Jim Backus (with Phyllis Diller?),The history of Neil Young (as brought to you by the fine folks at National Lampoon!),comedy from the likes of Justin Wilson,public speakers,and lots more zany fun! All these records were found in thrift stores across the South ,and I have a massive collection ,with lots more to come ,from this great series!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-Vol.14/SluggishasThriftStore-Vol.14.zip

BIG BUTCHA - Bloodstainz LP

Tardcore gangsta rap/hip hop ,from a wannabe juggalo. This 14 year old kid sounds almost just like Andy Milonakis ,a far cry from anything Inane Clown Pussies have ever done. And that's no diss ,as I look at Andy Milonakis ,as one of the funniest rappers ,ever! And Big Butcha is right up there with him.But ,enough with the comparisons ,this shit flat out rules! Whether you like rap ,or hate it ,this is both a tribute ,and a parody/mockery of rap music.One of the best things I've heard in a while!

CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/BigButcha-BloodstainzLp_181/BigButcha-BloodstainzLp.zip

LEAD PAINT ZEPPELIN - Award Winning Songs

Really cool experimental stuff from Noah Lyon of retardriot.com . Absurdist comedy ,musique concrete,tardcore turntablist plunderphonics,and ebonics! This is soundart from Brooklyn ,NY. Noah uses all manner of cutural snippets in sampled form ,and distorts them into little soundscapes. This is neat-o avant-garde music by an accomplished artist. Much different from past releases ,this features a lot of Whitney Houston ,and maybe even more chilling ,it was recorded over a year ago ,a premonition of things to come! My favorite LPZ disc ,so far! Keep it going Noah!! Look out for the all-seeing eyes!!
CLICK HERE:http://azrowear.net/download/368/LEAD_PAINT_ZEPPELIN_-_Award_Winning_Songs.zip.html

BILLY DEVROE AND THE DEVILAIRES - Sex Machine

A nudie record from 1958! The guy is announced as Sam Nichols (or Nickels?) ,and mentions his own name several times throughout.So I don't know how this could be Billy Devroe (unless he was working under an alias).Could not find any info on this ,but it is bawdy(for the times) songs ,and joke stories accompanied by light country music,recorded live! Subtitled "Naughty Songs Of Sex And Sins For Adults Only" , while in today's world it is no more raunchy than Regis Philbin! Fetches a high price with collectors for the nude cover ,a ploy artists used back then to sell more records!Got it from my buddy Ralph Tarantino of Record Trader ,during a record swap session. On Laff Records. How ya like that 25 cents someone wrote on the top corner!I have more stuff like this ,gimme a shout in the comments if you want more!!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?wf5xlnba9b94jjz

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - Volume # 11

Another trunk-load of records ,from thrift stores all across this great state(FL). I think this one has more people talking than any other tape in this series. There is the usual ,children's records,preachers,beatles covers,orchestras,exercise records,comedy&humor,and lengthy intros and outros from the "Flight Final" album ,a trippy piece of christian history.A really good one for days like these.
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-Volume11/SluggishasThriftStore-Vol11.zip

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - Volume # 10

What can I say? Mel Henke ,synth/moog stuff,christians that are dumb,soundtracks from movies you'll never see,harpists,hippies ,men's fashions,comedians,children's records,Chubby Checkers' illegal brother , "Tubby Chess",washboards,Dracula,Us Airforce KP, Anthony Newley (with a rendition of "Pop Goes The Weasel" that I personally guarantee to be the best you'll ever hear in a life time!!) ,and tons more foolhardy picks from my massive collection of thrift store records. Man , I remember the good ol' days ,walk up to the thrift store counter ,with a huge pile of discarded vinyl ,and offering up 10 or 20 bucks ,and filling the trunk of my car with said goodies! Trust me ,those days are gone! Get your culture right here friends!!
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-Volume10/SluggishasThriftStore-Vol10.zip

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - Volume # 9

Another rousing edition of the Thriftin' series, Culled from my massive collection of discarded vinyl gems,tossed haplessly into thrift store record racks ,across Florida. More of the same,some of the highlights ,for me ,are : Jimmy & Kristy McNichols bro/sis gang-up on "Go For It" , Kim Jung Ho's Korean guitar classic ,"Track 10" (real title in Korean!) , music box recordings, Beatles covers,comedy ,voodoo music, stereo test records,hawaiian classics,children's records ,the atom bomb being detonated ,and more than I have the time to go into! Check it out! And since today is the anniversary of Hawaii becoming our 50th state (8/21/1959) there is a compilation of 70 (!!?!!) versions of the tropical chestnut "Hawaiian War Chant" ,posted over at my other site , Media Christ , ( http://archive.org/download/HawaiianWarChants-PresentedBySluggishasThriftStoreSeries/HawaiianWarChants.zip  )
  ,for good time musical torture/fun!
for volume #9
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-Volume9/SluggishasThriftStore-vol9.zip

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - Volume #7

More weird records for you to peruse with your ears! With this series,no stone is left unturned,and there are some very decidedly un-PC songs on here,so if you are offended,I am sorry,but these are all recordings from my collection that's built up over the years ,from thrift store shopping! Just enjoy this,and please,please ,leave me comments! Thanks!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-Volume7/SluggishasThriftStore-Vol7.zip

JACKIE KANNON - Songs For The John

A slew of funny little songs ,mostly about bathroom functions,but also featuring tunes about other risque subjects.Funny for the time it came out,adult comedy,a few things on here would be considered very unpolitically correct,by today's standards.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/JackieKannon-SongsForTheJohn/778JackieKannon-SongsForTheJohn.zip

JUBILEE -JG Comedy Album Excerpts

A short sampler of comedy albums at the time,risque then,lame by today's standards,but still pretty funny.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Jubilee-jgComedyAlbumExcerpts/777Jubilee-jgComedyRecords.zip

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - Volume Four

More thriftin' finds!Beatles imitators,children's records,preachers,comedy,exercise,disco,
orchestras,organ soloists,psych,surf,novelty,robotic singing animals,and much,much more!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-VolumeFour/728SluggishasThriftStore-Vol4.zip

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - Volume Three

More thrifting finds!More of what you've come to expect from the greatest collection of thrift store records in the known universe!More children's records,preachers,orchestras,harps,poets,comedians,crazy hillbillies,celebrities,and stereo tests,than you can stand!I got lots more,please leave comments!If anyone out there wants to hear more of anything on these comps,let me know!I may post full albums of some of this junk,if requested!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-VolumeThree/710SluggishasThriftStore-vol3.zip

SLUGGISHA'S THRIFT STORE - Volume Two

More thrift store finds,riding the coaster from Mrs. Miller,to ,comedy,to girl scouts,to,the 1966 Ford Falcon,to,science fiction,to,the Vatican,to,preachers,and,bikers,and back round the corner to,orchestras,to,Bozo,to ,Alice Cooper's Xmas,to Nancy and Sluggo,to Chipmunks rip-offs,to,The Three Suns rip-offs,to children's records,and back up to the dumpster,for more!I have about 20 of these volumes(so far!),drawn from my vast collection of Incredibly Strange Music,procured from some of the finest thrift establishments in good ol' FL.Old people die everyday here,there's a lot of them,and their records end up in second-hand shops,like clockwork.Thanks for the comments,keep 'em comin',and I will grace you with more of this fabulous series!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/SluggishasThriftStore-VolumeTwo/699SluggishasThriftStore-Vol2.zip

RED SKELTON -The Pledge Of Allegiance

Another Burger King record,this time from 1969,with famed comic,Red Skelton.Kind of a " prayer in school ",type of monologue,where Red explains what each word of the pledge really means.Not very funny,for a comedian,even back then.Social message?You tell me!
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/RedSkelton-thePledgeOfAllegiance/603RedSkelton-thePledgeOfAllegiance.zip 

DEVILOUNGE -Live !

A Las Vegas style lounge tribute to the Misfits.The vocalist sounds just like Danzig,and even throws in hilarious comments between each song.The lounge music is mixed with other styles like,ska,reggae,country,rock,punk,and a great version of,"Bloodfeast",done to the tune of the "Three's Company",theme song!Very funny,and entertaining,to say the least!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/Devilounge-live/574Devilounge-Live.zip 

SLUGGISHA PRESENTS : MUSIC TO WRAP,(UNWRAP, OR RETURN), XMAS GIFTS TO

THE BIGGEST,AND BEST,AND MOST DIVERSE CHRISTMAS MUSIC COMPILATION YOU WILL EVER HEAR!! I was going to title this MUSIC TO WRAP XMAS GIFTS TO,then I was ,in reality,doing so,and decided to re-name it,MUSIC TO UNWRAP XMAS GIFTS TO,then I was actually doing that,so I have now added RETURN,to the title,and it is a multi-tasking xmas compilation,as of now!There are many of my favorite xmas tunes here,all genres,from punk to metal,disco to standards,jazz to country,death metal to children's records,preachers to no-wave,reggae/ska to comedy,and more!Some Sluggisha stuff ,is also in the mix,this was rushed together ,at the last minute,I have enough stuff for at least 10-20 volumes more of this,you will see maybe next xmas!Merry Xmas! G O D .
in two parts!!!
CLICK HERE  https://archive.org/download/SluggishaPresentsMusicToWrapunwrapOrReturnXmasGiftsTo/567SluggishaPresents-musicToWrapXmasGiftsTo.zip 

THE MISFATS

This band's singer once said,"I heard of the Misfits,they've taken some of our songs,took out the food references,and sing about horror movies,and stuff".Yes ,with songs like,"Mommy,Can I Go Out And Grill Tonight?", and "Hungry Moments",the fattest of all Misfits tribute bands,is spot on.Even covering the "new" Misfits,with ,"Don't Open That Mayonaisse", and Danzig with,"Butter",it is very chuckle-worthy.Genius move,great fat skull logo ,and lyrics.

CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/TheMisfats/509TheMisfats.zip 

THE BLOOD RED OSCARS COVER CAT MACHINE

In anticipation,and in honor,of the 20th anniversary of Cat Machine,here's the full,unedited version of the Blood Red Oscars,covering some songs from their forefathers.This really shows the brutalness,and unheard humor,found in the lyrics of Cat Machine.The lyrics are the focus here,as the music is not that of Cat Machine,but original music composed by Satan Peabody ,himself.They also cover a couple from The Magic Nose Goblins,and do 2 original songs,the oft hilarious,"Elephant Shit",as well as the 9th installment of "Dead Dog's Weener".Tomorrow ,Saturday,September 25th,2010,is the 20th anniversary of the "Machine",and i will be posting their first tape,recorded 20 years ago to the date.It will be the beginning of a year's worth of Cat Machine releases,posted on the dates recorded(20 yrs.to date).Should be a blow-out blast of good fun.For now,check this out!
CLICK HERE:
https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-cover-cat-machine 

THE BLOOD RED OSCARS-(you ain't nuthin' but a)tardhound

THE WORLD PREMIERE OF THE FIRST VIDEO EVER FOR THE BLOOD RED OSCARS!!!!
SATAN PEABODY IS SEEN DANCING TO THIS SONG,TAKEN FROM THE ALBUM,"SATAN PEABODY AND THE WRATH OF THE BLOOD RED OSCARS".FOUND ELSEWHERE ON THIS BLOG!THIS IS TARDCORE COMEDY PUNK AT IT'S FINEST!"(YOU AIN'T NUTHIN' BUT A)TARDHOUND",IS NOT AN ELVIS PRESLEY COVER,BUT IS VERY LOOSELY BASED ON "HOUND DOG"ENJOY THE HILARITY THAT ENSUES!!