BACONAISSE/FRANK GOSHIT - split cdr

From the great white north of Canada comes Frank Goshit ,with 3 great,humorous,tracks of about 10 minutes apiece,fine work from the man of many crazy bands. From the sweltering deep south swamplands of Florida , Baconaisse turns in 3 equally strange slabs of weirdness ,for your non-listening enjoyment! Released on Sluggisha ,in a limited edition of 15 ,hopelessly rare ,but a few hard copies are still available thru me ,here ,in the comments box.$4.00 plus 3.00 postage in the US,  $4 + $5.00 postage to Canada ,and $4 + $7.00 postage ,overseas. This is a masterpiece of fucking shitcore/tardcore/noise ,that will leave you hungry for more (or ,is it,four more ,as in Tacos?) Everyone should hear this ,after of course,imbibing the beverage of your choice. Front cover art by the indistinguishable talent of Mr. Dylan Houser ,of Lady Anthropophagus Unincorporated.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/BaconaissefrankGoshit-SplitCdr/Baconaisse-FrankGoshit-SplitCdr.zip

FRANK GOSHIT / WEIRD DONKEY Split cdr

Frank ,from Canada ,and one of his many alter-egos ,Weird Donkey ,did this split last year. Frank's 10 minute track ,sounds like him barking at the mailman ,for the duration! Weird Donkey ,who I did a splitteo (split video) with ,as Noisekillr , uses anything he gets his hands on ,as a musical instrument! 2 tracks ,with much utensil-ly weirdness going on. Very strange ,this young man..... Very limited! Only 15 copies were made! On the Absurd Koo label!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/FrankGoshit-WeirdDonkey-SplitCd/FrankGoshit-WeirdDonkey-SplitCdr.zip

SPIRITUAL CHICKEN / HELL GARBAGE - split

A song from each of these fellas ,and their one-man shitcore bands! Spiritual Chicken is Frank Goshit ,of Canada ,sounding much like a demented gypsy ,if she was a chicken on acid.I think I can detect some large bells or chimes ,bonging on some of this track ,a piece that will do almost nothing to relax you ,my friend! Dylan ,Florida's favorite shitcore son , is Hell Garbage ,and this time he goes acoustic ,with a song that has little to nothing to do with cous cous.Both tracks clock in at around 16 minutes , experimental and original as always with these guys! Wear gloves for no reason.Do it!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/SpiritualChicken-HellGarbage-Split/SpiritualChicken-HellGarbage-Split.zip

FRANK GOSHIT - Shit Crapo Tako

Frank back in January of this year. His name and the title of this one song disc ,pretty much describes the contents. A 15 minute pooping session ,with grunting and the use of bathroom implements to bring the noise (and the turds ,sir!).Frank always does something unique ,on each of his recordings/projects. There's something in the (toilet) water in Canada! Ltd.edition of 10!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/FrankGoshit-ShitCrapoTako/FrankGoshit-ShitCrapoTako.zip

BERTHA'S MELISSA / COKCUTE - Split

From Frank Goshit ,who is the one-man band ,Bertha's Melissa , a doomy keyboard sound ,with added crinkly static noises ,to annoy you a little bit more ,on his 3 songs. The one track from Cokcute is lo-fi harsh shitnoise ,like running a static radio through a p.a. system ,blaring it ,and recording it from a boombox placed precariously, inside a beaten-up ,old-school ,metal trash can. In other words , this disc adds up to 25 minutes of wallowing in the shitcore mire funtime!! On Absurd Koo ,release oo1 !! in a ltd. edition of 15.
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/BerthasMelissa-Cokcute-Split/BerthasMelissa-Cokcute-Split.zip

FLUTATOR - Playing And Shaving

From a recent package sent in by Frank Goshit ,up in Canada ,this is him shaving while playing a flute ,and doing a lot of babbling ,incessantly ,in fact ,but it should get at least a guffaw outta ya! From his own imprint ,Absurd Koo ,release 004 ,in a ltd. edition of 15. The back cover liner notes say it all! Shitcore king!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Flutator-PlayingAndShaving/Flutator-PlayingAndShaving.zip

KAKAPO - La Verta Chia

A collaboration by shitcore/noise artists ,Dylan Houser and Frank Goshit ,of Florida and Canada ,respectively. This is a 5 song disc ,with titles that sound spanish ,but are more than likely ,made up words. Most of the tracks sound like accapella shitcore ,a couple tracks have brief hints of guitar ,but mostly just a couple of guys sittin' around ,grunting and groaning ,and tapping sticks on stuff in a percussion-like manner. Only 20 of these were pressed,recorded in Nov. of 2011.I will be on a splitteo (split video) with Frank ,using my moniker of Noisekillr ,coming soon to youtube ,and this blog!!
CLICK HERE:
http://azrowear.net/download/374/KAKAPO_-_La_Verta_Chia.zip.html

FACEPULLER - Pull This 7"

North Vancouver ,BC Canada is where these boys lay their heads. They've been compared to Big Black's noisepunk attack ,but I don't hear that kind of ferocity here. Known as the loudest band in their town ,this was their very first 7" single from 1991 on their own True North Records label. Now out of print ,they were on several compilations ,had music on skateboard and snowboard videos ,and put out a few full-lengths. Classified as a cross-over punk/noise/metal band ,it's all grunge to me.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Facepuller-PullThis7/Facepuller-PullThis-7inch.zip 

MARK BRODIE AND THE BEAVER PATROL - Scarlett O'Hara b/w Montezuma's Revenge/Shake N' Stomp

I posted this surf single ,for my friends who are in snow and cold right now! This will hopefully warm you up a little! Great original surf instrumentals ,that will make you wanna grab your stick and head out to the beach! Canadians (what do they know about surfing?) on Shredder Records.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?82vjgf2hy1ieega

BUD & SIM SIMANI - Christmas Fancy

This group ,from Newfoundland ,is folk/country ,with almost a zydeco feel at times. From 1984 ,sounds much earlier. The lead track ,"Any Mummers Allowed In" , is their hit ,apparently.
Fuckin' Canucks are weirdsville ,daddy-o
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?2m81bt7bq0rk03l

THE DOUGHBOYS - Shine e.p.

Shine was their only hit. The other 2 tracks here are far better,with their signature Husker Du sound. I saw these guys back in the day with All at the Cameo Theatre ,a fine ,now sadly defunct , Miami Beach punk club , and they were quite astounding.Better than this.Canada,ugh.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?mycwzva4qyopte5

SPACE PHLEGM

Weirdness from Canada,sounds like Roxy Music without any keyboards,maybe.
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/SpacePhlegm/791SpacePhlegm.zip

McRACKINS -Life,Hey Mikey 7" single

To finish off my Easter set,I give you this single from Canada's ,Mcrackins.The a side is an original,but the b side has Cheap Trick's ,"Surrender" ,and Patty Smyth and Scandal's 80's hit ,"The Warrior".Not very Eastery,except for the fact that they dress up like cracked eggs (and dogs?!)
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ajdim0o5x67u2zj

VOIVOD -Live !!

I love Voivod's sound,at least the early sound.I know later on they did a few Pink Floyd covers,and this show is from that tour of the "Nothingface" LP.With a Nuclear Assault appearance,on track 4,for unknown reasons'.
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1. The Unknown Knows
2. Nothingface
3. Tribal Convictions
4. When Freedom Dies (by Nuclear Assault... How'd that get in there?)
5. X-Ray Mirror
6. Tornado
7. Pre-Ignition
8. Missing Sequences
9. Brain Scan
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Voivod-live/656Voivod-live.zip

PAUL REID - A Letter To My Love

A Canadian poet,reads some classic stuff.Sounds like a stalker ,on my fave track here ,"I Looked For You Last Night" , and sounds kinds pervy on tracks like ,"Miss You",(not The Rolling Stones hit) and "I Want You"(not the KISS hit).And sounds like El Duce,The Sleep Bandit (Can You Stand It?),on the track ,"To A Sleeping Beauty".Funny ass love poems,that you will listen to again,and again.
CLICK HERE:  https://archive.org/download/PaulReid-ALetterToMyLove/651PaulReid-aLetterToMyLove.zip

TOM GREEN -Prepare For Impact

Tom used to be in a Canadian rap group,Organized Rhyme,before he became famous.This is from years later,after kickin cancer in the nuts,and is truly tard-rap.Only other guy who can spit like this is Andy Milonakis (see below this post,duh!).Fuckin'funny ass shit,I laff every time I hear it,as well as Andy!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?xc1r6uc4tcgdfnf

HUEVOS RANCHEROS - Cindy With An 'S'

3 instumental tunes(one touching on Link Wray!),which sound as tho' these Canucks are lost in the pre-Beatles 60's.But this was the 90'sI remember seeing the pic on this cover ,in an ad in old comics for monster masks you could order.
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?uha4oqt9xhsyc6n

THE TOM RYERSON COLLECTION

Tom from the band Saint Judy,is still kickin,with his musical partner Stan Antone,up in Canada,and this is a collection of some of their latest,along with a few chestnuts.The disc covers a number of Tom's bands,but certainly not every project he's been a part of.The bands heard here are: Two Evils , Absolute Beginners ,A Date With Judy , Living In Fear , Fancy Dancers,and a few tunes under his own name .Not to distract from the obvious talent,Tom possesses the voice of Rik L Rik,and I imagine this being a lost album from him,when I hear this disc.Even the subject matter matches that of Rik , and Tom barely knows who Rik is,besides what I told him.A great collection of rock tunes,sure to make you swoon.Next up,I want to form a Rik L Rik tribute band,with Tom on vocals!

CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/TheTomRyersonCollection/543TheTomRyersonCollection.zip

BRIAN RURYK'S SHAKING FLOOR

A virtually unknown band,outside of their native Canada,maybe even not so well known there ,either,do one original ,and one almost unrecognizable, Ramones song.From March of 1991 on No Fidelity Music.
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/BrianRuryksShakingFloor/524BrianRuryksShakingFloor.zip

OWEN - Slacker Anthem b/w Stoned

The singer,Tom Ryerson,is from another Canadian band featured on this blog,Saint Judy.The A side is very descriptive,about the slacker credo.Side B is mellower,focusing on more slacker issues.If you like Rik L Rik's voice,this is up your alley.
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/Owen-SlackerAnthemBwStoned/481Owen.zip