ATTENTION ALL BANDS!! 2012 (DUMB AUDIO DYNAMITE) 7" single compilation IS NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey bands! Wanna get on a slab of 7 inch vinyl single?? The best submissions will be chosen by a panel including ,myself ,Food Fortunata, Noah Lyon ,and others ,for immortalization on a 7" single ,in 2012!!! (click on the down pointing arrow ,to the right of the soundcloud player, to download this song!!!!!)
What you need to do ,is download the song (2012) by Food's one-off band ,"Dumb Audio Dynamite", and do your own version of it ,in your band's style!(The track was originally released on the ,"100 Bands:Popeil Punk/K-Tel Kore" compilation ,found here http://sluggisha.blogspot.com/2010/06/sluggishablogspotcom-presents-100-bands.html ) Then notify me thru the comments box below ,and you can e-mail me your song!!Everyone will be doing the same song!!You can deconstruct the music ,lyrics , do re-mixes ,whatever! This is gonna be a blast! Everyone who contributes will have a chance to be included on the final product. Here are the lyrics ,in case you can't decipher them:

The world's gonna blow up in 2012,
That's what some dildo said,
He said ,"get ready ,kiss your ass goodbye,
'Cuz 2012 is all"
But I say we can get it over quicker,
We could finish the job soon,
This year or next year ,
We could do it if we try,
We can get it all over soon,
I'm not a little pussy gonna wait around,
For 2012 to blow up,
I'm gonna finish the job soon as I can,
Yeah man we can do it!

PLEASE RSVP ASAP!!! Let's make this the best compilation of 2012!!

ATTENTION ALL BANDS!!!SUBMIT YOUR COVER OF A CAT MACHINE SONG NOW!!!

The deadline for the Cat Machine compilation (for sale ,upon completion ,at lavachurch records!)

is TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please send in all your cover versions of Cat Machine songs TODAY!!!!!!!!!!

I implore you to get your shit together ,and get on this great compilation ,honoring the greatest underground ,diy ,indie-punk ,alt-rock ,cult-band of all time!!!! If you have a last minute add ,please notify me for an extension ,in order to get your song(s) in!!! I will be taking late submissions ,right up till press time ,which will be within the next few weeks!! PLEASE ,rsvp if you have a song for the compilation. Thanks to all who have sent in their songs ,and thanks to those of you who will be sending in your last minute submissions!!

DOCTOR NINJA - WHEELCHAIR 500 LIVE 45 MIN. MEGAMIX

Noah Lyon of retardriot.com ,did this megamix of some of the songs on the Wheelchair 500 release from late last year(found on this blog ,here: http://sluggisha.blogspot.com/2011/01/wc500.html )
This is Noah's alter-ego ,as the turntablist. He sent me a bunch of stuff which you will soon see posted here and over at my other blog ,Mediachrist (his art ,buttons he designs ,and some issues of the mini-art zine ,Retard Riot.) Noah and I are also working on a new band together ,for the new year!Look for it here in 2012! This is awesome ,cut off your arm and drink up ,whilst listening to this insanity.A great year-end piece for your New Year's party tonite!!!

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NEW YEAR'S VIDEOS FROM OLD AND NEW SLUGGISHA ARTISTS!!

SANTA IS HERE TO KILL YOU!! 2011 Xmas compilation

To make your holiday season bright,and for some easy(yeah,right!) listening while wrapping and/or unwrapping those gifts within the next 12 hours or so ,I give you this hastily slapped together xmas compilation that is sure to raise some eyebrows out there! Totally weird stuff from all over the web ,compiled here for your pleasure! Don't let that "hastily slapped together" line fool ya ,tho! this compilation has balls!And they're rather large balls at that!You ever hear of "Incredibly Strange Music"? This comp will make that crud look like top 40 radio!There's dj shit,black/death core(from Unicorn Hole ,a new fave) ,Sluggisha classics,noise,old timey shit you never heard of ,humorous stuff ,and just kick in the ass oddball stuff that won't be found compiled like this anywhere else in the world!Stuff that I listened to at work the last few days ,and kinda picked what was to go on here.Everyone enjoy it ,and Merry Christmas!!And get the rest of the xmas shit on this blog.The search bar at the top of the page sucks,just scan down to the column on the right ,with keywords ,and llok for xmas or christmas or santa ,etc.!.Tons of shit to be found!!
CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/SantaIsHereToKillYou2011XmasCompilation/SantaIsHereToKillYouXmasComp2011.zip

ONE FELL SWOOP - Mouth Feels Like Summer

A 5 song release. The first(Our Normal Level) and 3rd(Thinning The Blood) tracks are instrumentals that will twist your melon! The second and 4th songs have vocals and are about "Flat Cops" and "Carsick". The 5th track,"Phonesick" is a 19 part movement ,focusing on 19 seperate crank calls ,with hilarious keyboard pre-sets,and added percussion and guitars!Some calls are hilarious ,one is with an uncooperative(at least because of knowing she was being taped,usually she was extremely easy to get talking!) stripper,and a lousy attempt at phone sex! Must be heard to be believed.A fucking riot shall ensue.
This was recorded on Dec.21,1991. The next recording was posted previously on this blog ,from 12/24/1991 ,it's One Fell Swoop Xmas! Look for it somewhere on this massive blog of over 1000 posts!!! This one is great ,though! See original cover art in zip ,deemed too wild for xmas posting!
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ICE CREAM SANDWICH SHIT HEAD - Guitarbage

Another great tardcore album from ICSSH! Funnier than ever before ,what with tales of strawberry Pop-Tarts , Phil Collins ,killing your parents,Bob Dylan,pickles and soiled diapers, and more weirdness. Johnny Cash is covered ,as well as Tommy James & the Shondells classic ,"I Think We're Alone Now"! Special guest ,Kevin ,does vocals on 2 songs ,one of which is a bonus track on this release(a GG Allin cover!),from an upcoming compilation,which will be posted here ,when it comes out next year! Stupid ,juvenile ,tardcore ,the kind which will make you wear Depends undergarments. Check youtube for his live videos! crappyatlife
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JAMEGUMB - Pederasty

New noise comin' outta Seattle! Fuckin' brooootal shit ,here! If you like ASF or Hanatarash or Gerogerigegege ,you will be sure to pee your pants upon hearing this masterpeice of shit!! Oh my fucking ,fuck! This is a great xmas gift! I have another whole thing from them ,that will be up after the new year! Fantastic! I give it 11 thumbs up! And you can dance to it!!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?9ocexatbywftdes

SLUGGISHA'S XMASTRAVAGANZA III compilation 2011

Here it is!! 19 Sluggisha bands play original and traditional xmas songs! This is the stuff Christmas dreams are made of! There is noise ,techno , acoustic ,metal , punk ,tardcore ,and other genres represented. Bands from Florida ,Ohio ,Michigan ,Washington ,North Carolina ,Canada and more! This is the third year and third Xmastravaganza compilation for Sluggisha! Quite diverse ,with songs you will not hear anywhere else but here!A great thing to download and give to friends and family for an xmas gift! Merry Christmas to all ,or Mele Kalikimaka ,to my surfer friends. Contains no Hannukah or Kwanza songs! Absolutely the finest Christmas compilation you may ever hear!Thanks to all the bands who contributed,you all rule ,and I will be asking you all , for more compilation tracks in the future!
CLICK HERE: https://sluggishasxmastravaganza.bandcamp.com/album/sluggishas-xmastravaganza-3-2011

ONE FELL SWOOP - Hector Koriyama

The greatest unknown,underground ,diy ,indie-punk ,alt-rock ,experimental band ever! Don't know where the album title came from ,but there is a short piece ,"Namesake" ,which toys with the album title.There is a positively insane cover of the Beatles ,"Revolution #9" with a brief interpolation of Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Maker" ,which will drive you mad! "Slum Sermon" ,is exactly that ,a preaching on the horrors of poverty.There are more songs ,too ,that only OFS could have written! Special guest (a throwback to the Cat Machine days!) was Sean Sommers,who sings on some numbers ,and may even have played some instruments!Good shit as usual from the power-core trio ,from Ft. Myers ,Florida.
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ZATH - Zonked Alcoholic Tinsel Humbug -2011 xmas

ZATH's second Christmas album (last year's "Zither Away The Holidays" ,was a real hit!) ,leads off with a decidedly un-christmas song ,Lennonburger's ode to Ronald Reagan ,"Reagum"! There are trashings of traditional xmas songs ,and very original carols for the future children.There is also a non-album track coming out on the,"Sluggisha's Xmastravaganza III" compilation ,due any day now! Some favorite titles include ,"Hark,The Herald Beefing Ting Ting E.P." , "Do You Oi What I Oi?" , "Merry Anarchistmas" , "No Beer Under The Christmas Tree" , "The Little Dum Boy Who Fell Out Of A Whore" ,"A Very GG Allin Christmas" ,as well as many more. Also included is ZATH's very first instrumental ,"Don't Invite Bob Over On Christmas ,Because He Will Ruin Everything" ,featuring Bob ,of Cauliflower Ass & Bob on trumpet! (Bob actually plays trumpet on a lot of tunes here!) The last track ,"Crucial Christmas" is a Crucial Youth xmas song (the music) ,and Food gives the rundown on his Crucial Youth vinyl collection ,while admitting he has never heard the xmas e.p. ,and pontificating over the music of "Christmastime For The Skins". And dig that wacky art ,drawn as only Food can do it!This is the best xmas album you will hear this year!!
CLICK HERE  https://zath2.bandcamp.com/album/zonked-alcoholic-tinsel-humbug 

ELECTRONIC COMPUTER - Christmas Music

Completely composed on the computer ,with a porno soundtrack feel. Funky,reggae,easy listening elevator music.1990 ,but sounds much earlier.Crazy album cover ,damn robots ,they're gonna kill us all!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?ednxhvrd7u24qfk

BUD & SIM SIMANI - Christmas Fancy

This group ,from Newfoundland ,is folk/country ,with almost a zydeco feel at times. From 1984 ,sounds much earlier. The lead track ,"Any Mummers Allowed In" , is their hit ,apparently.
Fuckin' Canucks are weirdsville ,daddy-o
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http://www.mediafire.com/?2m81bt7bq0rk03l

ONE FELL SWOOP - Sex Crackers

8 fine songs ,delving deeper into their college-rock bag ,to bring you more indie punk /alt-rock underground classics. Great guitar work here ,and the lyrics are superb. Vocals like the voice of God.Recorded 12/17/1991 at Cat Machine house.Ed,Joel,& Chipmonk rockin' in the free world.
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http://www.mediafire.com/?lzdqxv7valk11lh

THE CHRIS PARFITTS - Noir

Our comrade ,and member of several Sluggisha bands ,as well as Apples In Stereo ,and his own , Vince Mole & His Calcium Orchestra. This is his latest project ,The Chris Parfitts! 4 songs ,the first ,"Brought To You By Bud Weiser" ,is a typical Chris intro ,with his own voice overdubbed ,as to make it more confusing and trippy. The second track,"See The Red One", reminds me very much of some of my own ,Noisekillr moments ,what with a delay pedal ,and wangin' guitars,all instrumental! The 3rd song,"Destruction Blues", is a blues/skronk hybrid,with Chris's swell vocals,which is reminiscent of his work with Cat Machine/One Fell Swoop. The fourth and final piece,"Meet The Raffles" ,has monkey/bird samples interspersed throughout ,and this is just a great thing to hear. Trippy ,experimental ,awesome,wild,great ,are some adjectives to describe this release.Chris is one of the best guitarists ,and all-around musicians,(and great dudes) ,that I've had the pleasure of knowing. Found this on bandcamp ,but felt it should be here ,with the rest of his legacy.Chris ,if you're out there ,gimme some hope! This claims to have been released ,Dec. 31 ,2011 ,so it's kinda futuristic. Joel ,Tony ,and everyone who knows Chris ,give him praise here in the comments box. Hopefully he'll contact us!
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MJ & BJ - CROTCHETY CHRISTMAS 3D

MJ & BJ was a morning show on 93.3WFLZ ,in Tampa. Mostly consisting of hilarious crank calls to various businesses ,(MJ in the guise of 82 year old ,Milton Fludgecow ,the crotchety old man) ,and harrasment of a guy known as ,The Lawsuit Man. There are also a few dumb music parodies ,and Froggy and Fester getting shocked with a cattle prod. There is a quiz with their air-headed receptionist ,Rhonda. I checked some info on this tape , online ,and found copies selling for up to $36 a pop! Must be rare or limited or sumpin'. It's funny ,and you will get a few chuckles.Not just for xmas ,this is year-round hilarity! From 1998.
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ONE FELL SWOOP - Songs By Slobs

There are covers of The Cars and Alvin Lee's Love ,on this outing!The songs have a cohesive bluesy feel ,laid on top of indie-punk ,alt-rock foundations.Some really fine experimental arrangements ,and furious drumming on our home made drum kit!Recorded 12/10/1991 at Cat Machine House ,20 years ago today! Ed,Joel,& Chipmonk thank all of you ,for downloading ,and enjoying their bedroom punk music ,college rock ,to be sure. They only wish for more comments ,and thank those who have commented! A few days after this we formed the band "Stimpy" ,a noisy jazz combo ,which can be found elsewheres on this blog. fuk u h8rs!
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HELL GARBAGE / KUSTAASIITAAKUN - Split tape

"Pure total shit noise" ,is how these artists describe themselves."Mister Ducks" is the Hell Garbage (Dylan) side(with duck call) ,while the Kustaasiitaakun(Frank Goshit) side goes untitled(and crazy as a shithouse rat). Really great noise to relax to ,or crank up at work ,and watch those around you flee for the nearest exit! Working out at the gym to this ,will make you bigger! Turn down the sound on your tv ,and use this as an alternate soundtrack! Trippin' balls like a motherfucker!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?543h0dl11zi4508

BLOODPONIES - Anchoroar

Some more experimental trippiness from my pal ,Dylan. Boy ,his parents named him right! If ol' Bob was startin' up today ,he would have to go for a sound like this! Man ,why ain't Dylan Houser famous yet??!! Fantastic music for laying back ,toastin' one up ,and drinkin' down! Lots more to come soon!
CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?0sb9lgdv3sygrel

ICE CREAM SANDWICH SHIT HEAD - Santa Is A Homeless Junkie

Some fine xmas tunage here ,as well as a tribute to Kurt , work sucking ,retard cures ,and more! A marked improvement over the first album ,"Huffing Butane For A Better Future" ,which still has it's charms!One or more of these xmas themed songs ,will be appearing on "Sluggisha's Xmastravaganza III" ,coming soon! Send your xmas songs in NOW! for submission on the comp! "We Hope You Die Of Cancer"! Great art work ,too! CLICK HERE: https://sluggishasxmastravaganza.bandcamp.com/album/ice-cream-sandwich-shit-head-santa-is-a-homeless-junkie 

HOLIDAYS - THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS

Another holiday ,another kids classroom filmstrip record! With annoying 'beeps' intact. Santa tells of the spirit of Christmas to a little girl ,etc. etc. so on ,and so forth. Great fun for the whole family! So grab a mug of hot cocoa ,gather round the fireplace by the tree ,and pop this baby on!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?rglf8hrlmr271ac

SATAN - Rev. Joseph Brown

Preacher Brown goes off on SATAN! He also brings up the N-word ,whitey ,and how SATAN will try to tempt you!There are several snooze-worthy passages ,but lots of good soundbites for sampling!Don't know what year this is from ,but anything from Baltimore,Maryland is sure to be a doozy!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?kxvpx9cbj22nf1c

FUKED UP SUMMER HITS - Various Artists Compilation

From Carlos ,over at Laser Grind comes this compilation of noise bands doing top 20 hits! It's fun to try and figure out what song is playing without looking at the track list! Hail Laser Grind!!
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2D23IEA8

ONE FELL SWOOP - Lackadaisical

the 25th (!!?!!) album by the underground's greatest unknown band! There are some fun ,short songs ,strewn throughout ,"Spam-Bo-Ree" is 45 seconds long ,"Theme From Snail Man" , 15 seconds ,"Barbed Wire Guitars" ,18 seconds and there's even "Lunch With The Centurions" ,a 27 second piece of coversation. "I'm Not A Schmuck" ,another song that landed on the band's live set list ,appears here in it's original form. "This Is A New Experience" ,features answering machine messages ,set to cacaphonous music.And there's lot's more! This is an experimental album ,with alt-rock/indie-punk songs ,stringing it together.Ft. Myers ,Fl ,recorded at the Cat Machine House on 12/7/1991. The original session for these tracks was on 12/5/1991 ,but that recording was lost or destroyed ,forcing a full re-recording of the entire album!
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CAT MACHINE TRIBUTE!!! SLUGGISHA'S XMASTRAVAGANZA!!! SONGS NEEDED !!!

PLEASE SEND IN YOUR CAT MACHINE COVER VERSIONS NOW ,FOR SUBMISSION ON THE CAT MACHINE TRIBUTE ALBUM!!!! LEAVE A COMMENT IN THE BOX BELOW FOR MORE HELP!DEAD LINE IS SOMETIME THIS MONTH,ALBUM DUE IN JAN 2012

PLEASE SEND IN YOUR XMAS SONGS ,TOO! FOR SUBMISSION ON " SLUGGISHA'S XMASTRAVAGANZA III" !!! TRAD,ORIGINAL ,WHATEVER ,NO ONE TURNED DOWN!

DEADLINE IS DECEMBER 18 ,2011

C'MON BANDS,SINGERS,ARTISTS,MUSICIANS ,I KNOW YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!

THANKS , G O D

SKINDUST - A Skindust Christmas

Just in time for the season! Seattle's own avant-tarde ,noisecore boys ,are here with somethin' fresh for your yuletide! A weird alternate-universe type of xmas album is what you'll be getting here.There is a short(00:12 ) Aerosmith cover,and no traditional Christmas songs in sight. There is a bit of a woodwinds section on some tunes here,while others adhere to the more trad Skindust sound.Here's notes from the band :
Skindust
A Skindust Christmas
Avant-Garde/Noisecore
December 7th, 2011

01 Overpopulation
02 Fancy Shoezzz
03 Aerosmith Cover
04 Bear Raping Kittens
05 Flutecore Championz
06 Chinese Secrets Of The Ganja Sisterhood
07 Coming Up West Side
08 2 Seconds Of Hell (Basketball, Oh Baby)
09 Flacia
10 Ha, I Wonder
11 Popcorn Mmm
12 Skrillex Diss Rap
13 Thank You
14 Buffalo New York
15 And The Doctor Said
16 A Tale Of
17 I'm Broke

Frank Silverberg - Vocals, flute, guns, swag, attitude, root beer, baseball bats, cigarette packs
Spaceship Andy - Vocals, flute, popcorn, metal, lighter, swords, FL Studio, samples

Recorded on November 28th, 2011.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Skindust/153592414707349

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ATTENTION ALL SINGERS!! SING ON A "DOLLY , PARDON?" SONG ,AND BE ON THEIR RELEASE!!

Here's everyone's chance to sing on an album by Dolly , Pardon? ! Just download the 4 instrumental songs ,sing along to one or more ,write lyrics,freestyle ,whatever you want! Upload and e-mail your song(s) to :
evenflow6six6@yahoo.com . It's Jake (and friends) of the band Seasonal Men's Wear,amongst other projects,and his blog is at http://polkahole.blogspot.com/ ,I just mailed him a stack of vinyl to add to his online polka collection!(Dolly , Pardon? is not a polka band!) Let's all participate in this great project! It could lead to more bands of this nature! YOU SING!!!!!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?qtbobnvvgydvfwv

ONE FELL SWOOP - Two Cannonball Dinner

Rounding out the "balls" trilogy today ,we have an album from 12/3/1991 ,from the underground losers ,One Fell Swoop. This is the pinnacle of albums dedicated to the downtrodden ,homeless,drunk ,junkie ,loser ,in all of us. Even the song titles spell it out. I did notice that all 9 songs are titled with three word phrases. Starting off with an almost 13 minute instrumental jam ,"We Haven't Smoked" , (although it does sound like we did ,in fact ,smoke!) ,and a sound that will knock your drunk ass to the couch ,so's you can listen and enjoy the rest."Real Hobo Smell" ,a tale of being a bum ,a tramp ,a hobo ,"Cough Syrup Summer" ,cuz it's a cheap buzz , "Burned Out Believers" ,for the beat-down by religion losers ,"Geez , Naw , Thud" ,a dreamer's soliloquy ,also include in the live set list of the band ,"Pot So Smart" ,for the pot heads who can't get jobs because of piss tests , "The Wheezing Monument" ,for the elderly who don't wanna go into a home ,or have their car taken away ,"Frozen Hamburger Shower" ,for the junk food we must eat to survive ,and ending off with ,"Rubber Dollar Bill" ,for everyone who's ever been fast-talked or scammed! The music is cohesive with a bluesy bent.As always ,we switch vocal/drum/guitar duties frequently. Really great band ,with another winner of an album about losers!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?haf2t4ndlhkdn1h

CANNONBALL ADDERLY - Cyclops b/w Shake A Lady

The fine , fat , flabbergasting saxophone of Nat "Cannonball" Adderly , who is fine ,fat ,and flabbergasting himself! "Cyclops" ,a jazzy soulful hymn to the smaller version of you ,that lives in your pants ,and "Shake A Lady" ,the wife-beaters theme song ,are both prime examples of martinis in motion! I'm on my third of the evening , so far , and this record makes me wanna jump around and act like a spastic freaktard! "Balls" above ,below ,and right here!! Not a co-winky-dink!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?rcm91qriao4ybj6

EIGHT BALLS - Play The Dixie Sound - It's A Long , Long Way To Tippeary b/w Lazy River

Is there four guys in this band? (8 balls = 4 guys?) , no there's eight old codgers The much revered Oleika Eight Balls ,a famous Shriner band that formed in 1957 ,playing that dixieland jazz sound!I think this is from around 1969,which is weird cause there was lots of hippies and shit back then ,and you would think some jokers like this would be lost in the shuffle of psych-rock and lsd awareness ,but they soldiered on thru that tree-hugger crap ,to play for Shriners across this great land! See how this and the 2 posts above this all have "balls" of some sort in the band name or album title? Yeah ,I did that!
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MAN IS THE BORED - Deskviolence

Owing much to X JUDJUD X ,with acapella music and vocals ,and drums courtesy of beating on a desk with sticks ,this is a funny force to be reckoned with! An anonymous follower to this blog sent this in ,and if I were him ,I would take credit for it. If not for the aforementioned X JUDJUD X , this would be a piece of stoner genius! Total tard/thrash/death/desk-core ,and we can only hope there is more. Please send more!

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http://www.mediafire.com/?zgs4toqcd0he4m9

ONE FELL SWOOP - Dogs With Rat Suits On

We titled this album after viewing the B-movie stinker ,"The Killer Shrews" ,and noted that the "shrews" ,were merely dogs ,dressed in rat get-ups! The music is pretty consistent on this one ,with a cohesive sound and feel. I don't recall if I ever mentioned this ,but we were based around a 2 guitar sound ,never used a bass guitar , but als o utilized the pizza pan /drum -rim ,typewriter case drum kit ,and the keyboards ,and drum machine ,as well as other instruments from time to time . But the no bass thing ,kinda came out of the fact that none of us had a bass ,and we liked sounding like the Electric Eels!Oddly-titled songs ,sit nicely next to more traditionally titled tunes. My favorite moment here is Joel doing his best Jonathan Richman impersonation (Chipmonk and I play The Modern Lovers!) ,on the original song ,"I'm Shot , I'm Shot" ,which sounds like an out-take of one of the Modern Lovers more ballady ,love-song type of deals! "7 To A Box No Corners" is a funny tale of drunk driving ,and the last song ,"Fellers" , is a stoned-out , chillin' instrumental. So there! Our 23rd(!!) release ,from Nov. 30th ,1991.

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KAAGOOTAABAA - Return Of The Dumpster Baby

John is back with another e.p. ,3 songs , or should I say ,a story in 3 parts. Sandwiched in between 2 slabs of the most glorious noise he's conjured up ,thus far , is a lovely little acoustic rave-up ,that cleanses the pallette of the first track ,while it's the calm before the storm leading into the third and final cut. John was also on both of the "Idiota" noisecore comps over at lasergrind.blogspot.com ,and has already sent me his xmas tune for the "SLUGGISHA'S XMASTRAVAGANZA III" compilation ,going on now! Send your submissions too! Thanks!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?zinsznrb017029e

NOISE CORNERED ANIMAL 1 - 3-Way Split -Hell Garbage/Individual Distortion/Fatal Position

A noisy comp on 3 inch cdr,from babysmasher.blogspot.com , ltd. edotion of 50 ,at last look there were 15 left! Dylan starts out with his growly, punchy ,Hell Garbage noise-core sound ,Individual Distortion is bedroom thrash/noise ,and Fatal Position is grind/noise-core. Good ,noisy shit ,for what ails ya!

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CHRISTMAS WITH KICO - Svim Na Zemlji Mir Veselje

Straight outta Croatia,Zagreb ,comes this odd traditional Yugoslavian band.Playing original and traditional xmas songs ,in their native tongue. They also cover Jingle Bells(Zvoncici),Silent Night(Tiha Noc) ,and We Wish You A Merry Christmas , the final song sung in English ,somehow?One of the creepiest looking Santa's ,I've ever seen. Had to grab this while thrifting,just for the cover alone."Hey , kids! Come sit on Santa's lap!" , with his blueish eyebrows! Scary!
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http://www.mediafire.com/?f1g0gzgym6qs79m

RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER - By Robert L. May ,1939 -As Read By Ed Asner ,1991

If you've never heard the story of Rudolph ,this was written ten years before the song (1949) ,and is slightly different than the holiday claymation special. And Ed Asner reads it! That's right ,Lou Grant ,he's played Santa Claus 4 times: in "Elf" ,"The Ellen Show","Olive,The Other Reindeer",and "The Story Of Santa Claus" ,he was the president of the Screen Actors Guid for 5 years in the 80's,and has done a bunch of other shit.He supports Mumia! Anyways ,the song is not on here ,it's a story ,with backround music. Goodwill findins'.
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